my favorite place in the world is riding my bike down 287 at 330 in the morning. i fly over speedbumps and take potholes head on. i always end up doing exactly what i want. i'm a superb listener. i can't sing in tune, but i like to kareoke. i am way to tall for my likings. i have a theory about yellow underwear. i can't do any sort of accent. when i tell stories i use the same voice for all the characters. i sneeze when i'm holding back tears. my grandmother really gets me. i don't have resolutions, only themes. last years was opportunity. i used to beat anyone at keg stands. i've heard that i'm a firecracker on a few occasions. i'm a bad liar, i blush, so it's a good thing i keep it honest. i am way too friendly to strangers. i laugh a lot. i wish i could travel all year long. i am the proudest uncle and godfather you will ever meet. regardless of pay/time/skill, i would be the guy that guy that waves the flag at a drag race. i read most books in one sitting. windows down, music up. i make the most decadent french toast. you'd love it.