An Irishwoman of advanced age visited her physician to ask His help In reviving her Husbands libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance", she said. "He wont even take an aspirin". "Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He wont even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how...See More things went". It wasnt a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! Twas horrid. Just terrible, doctor!". "Really? What happened" asked the doctor? "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate! He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!" "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasnt good"? "Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! Twas the best sex Ive had in 25 years! But sure as Im sittin here, Ill never be able to show me face in Starbucks again."