Samaya aka Fireball
2013 Honda® Shadow® Aero
2009 Honda® Shadow 750 Aero VT750C
The Purple Passion Palace
International Female Ride Day 5-5-18

Samaya aka Fireball

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Female, and in a relationship.  Birthday is June 26.  Owns a 2013 Honda® Shadow® Aero.  Religious view is RIDING MOTORCYCLES -- B-4 FRIENDING, I suggest reading my MORE INFORMATION.  Drinks socially.  Apathetic towards politics.  Lives in Spring Hill - (About 1 hr NW of Tampa), Florida  United States.  Member since April 2016.  Last online today.

Hey Friends - For those of you on FaceBook - Full Throttle - a local Florida Bike Magazine is doing an 'online' bike show with voting beginning on their Facebook page tomorrow: https://www.facebook.com/FLFTMag/ - I've entered my bike in the PAINT CLASS and would sure appreciate your votes if you are so inclined! THANK YOU in advance!
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is a fan of Innuendo.
I am now an official member of the Ironbutt Association. I rode over 1000 miles in under 24 hours - last Christmas. Neat that they gave me two certificates for the ride. The Saddlesore 1000 is the official ride name - and because it took place on Christmas Day, I also got a bonus SantaSore 1000 certificate!!
The first verse below was something I saw on a meme. I have a talent for re-writing song lyrics. Thought this might give someone a laugh.

The devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Clenchin his behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon this young man
Sittin on a toilet and playin' it hot See More
And the devil jumped
Up on a hickory stump
And said, "boy, let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
But I've got to take a dump too
And if you'd care to take a dare,
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold
Against your bowl
'Cause I think I'm better than you"
The boy said, "my name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I've got the only toilet in the land.
Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia, and the devil deals the cards. And if you win, you keep your toilet paper, it's like gold, but if you lose the devil gets your bowl
The devil opened up his case
And he said, "I'll start this show"
And farts flew from his butthole
As he rosined up his bow
Then he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this
(insert toilet sounds)
When the devil finished
Johnny said, "well, you're pretty good, old son
But you're not sittin down right here while I show you how it's done"
He played Fire on the Mountain run boys, run
Stay in your house, don't see no one.
Wash your hands don't be a dope
Granny, does your dog bite? No child, no
The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back
If you ever want to poop again
I done told you once you son of a bitch
I've got the only toilet in the land"
He played Fire on the Mountain run boys, run
Stay in your house, don't see no one.
Wash your hands don't be a dope
Granny, does your dog bite? No child, no
Yeah - You're welcome....
Please stay home. For all of us caring for you and yours. Please stay home!! Please share!!!!
To all my friends - or any others who are on Facebook.

While the Covid-19 virus is certainly a serious matter,and I am gravely concerned for those I care for, for our Nation and for the world as a whole.

That said, I can't allow this to eat at me 24/7 or I'm going to end up working myself into a Heart Attack...no joke...and I'm too afraid to go to the ER right now.
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So, that said, I thought having a page where humor is shared might be a welcome change. Therefore, I've created a page named - CoronaVirus - Covid-19 Humor over on FaceBook. Feel free to join and ask your friends as well if you'd like. It is a public page.

All humor related to the virus, including warped humor is welcome.

Like any group - respect those in it. No politics, no personal attacks. I will be moderating and will bounce anyone that does this. This group is to be for stress relief, not to add to it.
We are living in a Bizarre World:
• If a dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.
• Somehow it’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.
• Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegal Mexicans voting in our elections are good. See More
• It was cool for Joe Biden to "blackmail" the President of Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.
• Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.
• Sexualizing children is bad, but 11-year-old drag queens are good.
• Illegals aren't required to show ID, but citizens can't buy cough medicine without it.
• Citizens are fined if they don’t buy their own health insurance, and then they are forced to buy it for illegals.
• People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.
• Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people in restaurants is virtuous.
• People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.
• Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
• Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central-American gang-banger who jumps the southern fence is welcome.
• $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free” health care for illegals is not.
• If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.
• Politicians who say that the President is not above the law put illegal immigrants and themselves above the law.
• People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
• Illegals don’t pay taxes, but they get tax refunds.
• We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, and it seems like a great plan to us.
• Voter suppression is bad, but not allowing the President to be on the ballot is good.
• Fourth-of-July parades are bad, but parades of women dressed as vaginas are good.
• Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.
• Criminals are catch-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because it's a violation of THEIR rights.
* And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes us "racists." ????

If you are tired of living in the Left’s dystopian nightmare - copy, paste, and share.
Anyone going to be in Daytona this coming week end? I'll be there Thurs - Sunday for Bike Week
thnx 4 the add !
good afternoon miss sam hope all is well
So I attended Mardi Gras and in spite of some craziness, I had a great time.

It's a long story but bottom line, the owner we rented a house from through VRBO - 10 months earlier - and fully paid pulled a fast one an hour before checkin time and while we were about 4 hours from New Orleans.\\

We wound up bouncing from hotel to hotel etc rather than having the house we rented so I ended up coming home early. Didn't get to wear all the costumes, but here's pics of what we did wear/do/see!
Mardi Gras - Feb 2020. I didn't know the hot girl on the bull but snapped a pic that I later texted to her!
Mardi Gras - Feb 2020
Mardi Gras - Feb 2020


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