February, 2019
1993 Harley-Davidson® Heritage Softail® Classic FLSTC
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Male, and married.  Owns a 1993 Harley-Davidson® Heritage Softail® Classic FLSTC and 1 other bike.  Drinks socially.  Lives in Eastern, Washington  United States.  Member since April 2008.  Last online last week.

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I'm winded
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Created a new event: Swallow Fest
Starts: 4/13/2019
In: Ardenvoir, Washington
Who's going?
Why do you cops wear your vest? I wear my for road debris
Dear Tech Support,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

The response (that came weeks later out of the blue):

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.

In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0.

Good Luck!

Tech Support Team
I love your new profile pic. You two look marvelous together. Much love & respect, A.
I'm ready for these types of nights
How many BONers do you have blocked from here? I have blocked 15
How long until spring?
Yesterday morning I left the house headed to Seattle over two mountain passes
We found a new watering hole. If the bartender is cooking or running the store then you can go behind the bar get your own beer and mark it on your tab.
Got this from 86 Club president;
Due to the iffy rain/snow weather conditions on Saturday we are postponing the PJ Run. Ken is going in for surgery on Tuesday so we will also need to find another road captain. I am happy to do it but don't have my bike back yet but will soon. Our next meeting is on March 8th so I would like to reorganize the ride at that time.
This is one of my Bartenders.
Now you understand why I drink so much

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