Turbo1358
2017 Harley-Davidson® Road Glide® Ultra FLTRU
2017 Harley-Davidson® Street Glide® Special FLHXS
2012 Harley-Davidson® Electra Glide® Classic FLHTC
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Turbo1358

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Female, 65 years old, and single.  Owns a 2017 Harley-Davidson® Road Glide® Ultra FLTRU and 4 other bikes.  Interested in males.  Drinks socially.  Conservative political views.  Lives in Anna, Texas  United States.  Member since November 2012.  Last online today.

hey turbo, why is a harley better than a man? You never have to suck on the tailpipe to get it going!
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Happy Thanksgiving all!!
Hey there! Haven't been on line in a few days. It's going good. Enjoying the warm weather. Gonna get out for a ride this afternoon. Take care, Turbo! ??
Looking good!
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Two men are driving through Tennessee when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?" The cop answers, "You're in Tennessee son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to...See More your car." The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here." The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick. The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?" The cop says, "Just making your wish come true." The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?" The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy, "I wish that Son-of-a-B*tch would've tried that sh*t with me!"
lol
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and...See More watched him all night." The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night." The third night was Ken's turn. Ken was a tanned, older (a lot older) cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night." With age comes wisdom.
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