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Male, 79 years old, and single/divorced.  Birthday is July 17, 1940.  Owns a 1998 Harley-DavidsonĀ® Police Road KingĀ® FLHPI and 2 other bikes.  Interested in females.  Looking for friends, riding partners, or a relationship.  Religious view is spiritual.  Doesn't drink.  Lives in Denham Springs, Louisiana  United States.  Member since September 2011.  Last online today.

Impeach President Trump my ass, when are the democrats gonna wake up, come to their senses & realize they are just pissing in the wind!
is a fan of Whyusofaraway.
is a fan of Florida Singles.
I just could not satisfy my ex, everything I did was wrong, I was a union Ironworker, worked construction & after a hard day at work in the hot sun I'd come home from work, sit on the porch & drink a few cold beers & cool off. One evening she was on the porch with me & having a deep conversation, I stood up on the porch & pissed in the yard, she got mad as all hell so I got in the yard & pissed on the porch & she still got mad, according to my ex I couldn't do anything right., 5 years was all I could handle & told her bye!
They are not dangerous to ride if you ride them the right way & neither are motorcycles!
Some things are not what they seem too be. An elderly couple from New York was in Miami on vacation, in the lobby of their hotel she observed people giving a shabby dressed man money. Thinking he needed a hand out, she put a $20.00 bill in an envelope, wrote God Bless on it & gave it to the shabby dressed man. The next morning getting off the elevator they were met by the same shabby dressed man. He gave her a wad of money, she asked, what is this for? He replied, Your share, God Bless ran at Hialeah yesterday, he was a very long shot but ran in the money & paid 20 to one!
How many veterans remember coming into the jump zone for the first time & the old timers start singing, Glory, glory oh what a hell of a way to die, he hit the ground, the sound was splat & the it blood squirted high, you could hear his buddies say oh what a hell of a way to die, oh glory glory what a hell of a way to die & he ain't gonna jump no more, there was blood on the groud & his brains was on his chute, his intestines were danging from his paratropper boots, glory glory hat a hell of a way to die & he ain't gonna jump no more!
A dog's bark is worse than its bite.
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One day Superman flew over to Ironman's house & asked if he wanted to go out on the town. No he said, I'm busy building a new suit of armor. So he flew over to Spiderman's house & said, Hey Web head wanna go out on the town? He replied, I'd like to but I busy building a new set of web shooters. So Superman flew off & flew over Wonder Woman's house, she was laying by her swimming pool naked as the day she...See More was born. Superman said to himself, I've always wanted some of her, I'll use super speed, she won't see me, I can get a piece & be gone before she knows what has happened so using super speed he got it & was gone & never seen, Wonder Woman jumped up & said, what the hell was that? I don't know but it made my asshole sore said Invisible Man!
Mickey & Minnie Mouse were in court getting a divorce. Mickey's lawyer stood up & said, your Honor, Mickey said the Minnie was crazy. Mickey stood up & said, I didn't say she was crazy, I said, I want a divorce on adultery because she's F--king Goofy!
September 28th will be the 50th anniversary of the cafe scene shot in the Easyrider movie in Morganza, LA. It will be a biker's get together that day, food & drink will be available, hope to see y'all there that can make it, ride safe free & easy!
Some people just live, life without a Harley is just life. Ride to live & live too ride!
is a fan of HITCH A RIDE NOW.


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