ralphharley

Hell yeah I'm 82, own & ride the 4 Harleys I own, the asshole that said he didn't believe me, well fuck him he's a wannabe but I'm not hard too find, he can come to LA. see for him self, I have over 50 years behind the handlebars & still ride my bikes & damn proud I can still ride, peckerheads like him are just assholes that run their mouth about something they don't know a damn thing about, stirs shit to make it stink & smell it.

Yes I'm 82 years old & will be 83 on July 17th, damn right I still ride & I own 4 Harley, this is for asshole that posted on my page. He's not a biker & I'm old school biker, a biker doesn't cut other biker's down, only Mo-Ped riders do that!

I don't understand our government when I think about the Ground Hog, he sits all year in his burrow at his weather station with no electricity & has too use a hand cranked generator to charge his batteries to run his weather radar equipment to track storms, hurricanes & snow storms, comes out of his burrow once a year to let us know if we'll have 6 more weeks of winter & bad weather but the government doesn't have a holiday for the ground hog but they have a holiday for Martin Luther King just because "he had a dream"!

Sorry but I screwed up, the bike I just got has a 107 Screamin Eagle engine, Milwaukee 8 engine came out in 2017, mine is a 2010 & like new.

I know a dude that had worked in a meat packing plant that got fired because he got caught sticking his penis in the meat grinder. He said he felt bad about that & was sorry because they fired her too!

I received a call today that I had won $5,000,000.00 & all I had too do wasgo to Walmart & buy some kind of card but I didn't let her finish, just told her bye in a nice way. The scammers never give up! Always coming up wiyh something new.

Today I purchased a 2010 Harley FLSTC with 3,878 miles on the clock, a woman owned it but never rode it much, looks like it just came off the showroom floor, had a lot of garage time, Title transfer, tax & everything that can be added came to $10,909.17. I figure it's still new & I got it for less than half price., Milwaukee 8 107 engine & 6 gears, dark red trimmed in black.

added a 2010 Harley-Davidson® Heritage Softail® Classic FLSTC to his Garage

Happy New Year too everyone, ride safe, free, easy & keep your bike between the ditches!

A beautiful well built blonde, dressed in tight jeans & leather vest rode her Harley up to a local pub, went in, sat at the bar & ordered a drink. A dude that thought he was God's gift to women went over & asked, can I buy you a drink Sweetheart? No thank you, she replied but do you like to travel? she asked. Yes I do he replied. Do you enjoy sex? she asked, Yes I do very much, he replied. She said, well in that case, You can go F--K yourself because I'm meeting my husband here in about 15 more minutes.

A beautiful redhead sat down at the bar at a local pub & motioned seductively to the bartender. He came over to her, she put her face close to his, are you the manager? she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. Actually, no, he replied. Can you get him for me? she purred. No he replied hoarsely but is there anything I can do for you? he asked. Yes there is, I need you too give him a message, she said huskily, popping 2 fingers into his mouth & letting him suck gently on them. "Tell him there is no toilet paper in the ladies rest room"!

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I received a call yesterday from a dude that said Reader's Digest had picked me for 3rd place winner & I had won $2,000,000.00 & all I had too do is pay $465.00 taxes to IRS, sounds like a scam I said & hung up but he had balls & called back, I told him I was 82 & got by on s.s.i, he asked how much I could send, none I said but you can keep $465.00 & send me the rest but I still think you're a scammer & hung up again.

Respect is kind of like having sex, a mutual agreement when you have too give some too get some!

is a fan of The New Gentleman's page all about respect.

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A woman told me that sex with a man for the first time was like snow, she didn't know how many inches she'd get or how long it would last !

The prettiest part of a woman's body is her knees when she has them next to her ears !

Dogs are smarter than people, they can understand english & people can't understand or speak dog !