ralphharley
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1/13/2022 5:00 PM

ralphharley

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Male, 82 years old, and single/divorced.  Birthday is July 17, 1940.  Backseat available.  Owns a 1998 Harley-DavidsonĀ® Police Road KingĀ® FLHPI and 2 other bikes.  Interested in females.  Looking for friends, riding partners, or a relationship.  Religious view is spiritual.  Doesn't drink.  Lives in Denham Springs, Louisiana  United States.  Member since September 2011.  Last online today.

is a fan of HUGS.
A man in a drug store told the counter lady he wanted some deoderant, she asked, ball deoderant? No he replied, underarms.
A dude on the job that was about as sharp as a bowling ball told me when he got married he & his wife each had a gallon jug & every time they had sex they'd each put a bean in their jug for a year & take one out when they had sex for second year but he couldn't figire out how she got her jug empty first & he had beans left in his jug, you figure, smile.
There is a lot of pretty & well built women on BON but I know something about each one that they never think about, I know that each one is naked underneath their clothes.
The weather here has been so screwed up I've seen the humming birds for the first time this year at the feeder, they should have been here months ago.
People that think time heals everything has never sit in a doctor's waiting room!
A little boy about 7 years old going to the bathroom walked by his parents bedroom, a crack was in the door & the lamp was on, he looked in & said to himself, & she gets mad & fusses at me for sucking my thumb.
At a Ladies Lingerie Corporate Building after lunch every day the men would go to the park across the street & watch the ladies jog. One day a designer introduced a bra that kept the ladies breast from bouncing when they jogged & when the meeting was over the men took him outside & beat the piss out of him !
I have been told that a gynecologist & a puppy has a wet nose in common !
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An old biker rode up to an ice cream parlor & painfully got off his Harley & hobbled thru the door. You could tell by his wrinkled weather beaten face he had rode many years & miles in all kinds of weather. He painfully sat on a stool, a waitress came to take his order, he ordered a banana spilt, crushed nuts, she asked? No he replied, Damn Hemorrhoids !
Everyone Has heard of or drank apple cider, Sam Dickins has developed a cider made from peaches. He plans to bottle it & put it on the market & it is said that most women love & enjoy Dickins Cider !
In my previous post I screwed up & put FP3 but my bike takes an FP4, I had a friend with a smart phone plug in the fp4 to my 2020 Heritage & tune it all in together & would like too tell everyone the fuel pac is well worth the money, my bike now runs slick as snot on a brass doorknob.
Joe Biden has done too the United States exactly what panty hose has did for finger f--king!
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I ordered an F3 fuel pac for my 2020 Heritage Softail, it has a 107 Milwaukee 8 engine, I've been told to download it on a cell phone & B.S I don't understand. My question is, can I just plug it in & will it start working like it supposed too, can anyone help me out? I'd appreciate it.
President Biden & his wife Jill went to a major league baseball game & were seated in the stands when 1 of his body guards spoke to him, he shook his head NO but the crowd started clapping & cheering. He grabbed Jill by the back of her collar & seat of her pants & threw her into the field. The body guard said no Mr. President, I said that they "Wanted you to throw the First Pitch"!
I read that a man's most precious jewel is the woman that walks by his side. That could be true in some cases but since some of us don't have a woman, our most precious jewels is next too our gas tanks !


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