ralphharley

We can barely afford 5, 6 & 7 dollars a gallon gas, what makes the stupid M-F's think we can afford a $61,000.00 electric car!

After I got married a couple of times I figured out that marriage was the main reason for divorce & gave up the habit like I did smoking & drinking & have more money too spend on my Harleys.

A friend, nightrider, yesterday filled his pickup with diesel & was $90.00, 3 5 gallon gas cans & was $60.00, came too $150.00 for fuel & all of it is because of the asshole that's in Washington D.C, he f--king this country "Big Time"!

I say F--K Biden in his goat smelling stinking ass, topped off my tank less than half & it came too $9.30.

All of the jerks that voted for Biden should get together & take turns kicking each others ass now that the see where they screwed up or call us that voted for Trump too do the ass kicking !

I don't give a rat's ass what anyone thinks but I think Sonny Barger would be a better president than Slow Joe Biden !!

Hump Day my ass, it's been so long, I went jogging with my flip flops on just too remember the sound!

An old man flew in Paris France & fumbled in his carry on for his passport at immigrations, she asked, Sir have you been in France, yes ma'am he said, she then said, then you should know too have it out for immigrations too stamp your date of arrival!! The old man said that when he came ashore at the beach in Normandy in 1944 there wasn't a damn french man anywhere around too show it too!

I'm my best friend & I bought me a 2020 Heritage for my birthday July 17th, but it has only 5,207 miles on it & looks brand new, white wall tires,

When I get to the polls in November, I don't care who he or she is & what they're running for, if they have d D by their name, they don't get my vote, I'll be looking for an R & they'll get my vote!

I think that all the women that has new born babies that needs the baby formula should storm Washington & drag Asshole Biden out on his lawn, pull down his pants, lay him over a barrel & whip his naked ass with their husband's belt until his nose bleeds!

Thanks to Pecker Head Joe going up on gas, the trucker has to charge more to deliver, the stores have to charge more to keep from going broke. This morning I got 3 gallons of milk, 2 pints strawberry syrup, can of peaches,, 2 dozen eggs, 12 pack root beer, it came to $44.04, put it all in my saddlebags except root beer, tied to my luggage rack. I say fuck that no good son of a bitch, he's trying to put all of us in the poor house!

I was topping off my gas tank at a station & 6 lady bikers stopped at a convenience store across the street & went inside. That's when I saw a real honest to goodness "snuzzie" in action. A dude walked up & smelled every woman's motorcycle seat !

A woman telemarketer called & tried to sell me some insurance. I told her she knew where she called & come over to my house & we'll get naked & talk about it, she hung up but never can tell, I might get a cuddle buddy out of it, might or might not call back, chances are she won't !

A biker stopped by my house today & complained that my dog was chasing people on a motorcycle. I told him that my dog didn't have a motorcycle & couldn't ride it if he did have one!

My gas gauge is a little off but in my favor, had half tank, topped off & it took 2.125 gallons, it was $9.99, figures out to $ 4.71 a gallon. I want all the pecker heads that voted for Joe Asshole too thank him for me.