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Male, 79 years old, and single/divorced.  Birthday is July 17, 1940.  Owns a 1998 Harley-DavidsonĀ® Police Road KingĀ® FLHPI and 2 other bikes.  Interested in females.  Looking for friends, riding partners, or a relationship.  Religious view is spiritual.  Doesn't drink.  Lives in Denham Springs, Louisiana  United States.  Member since September 2011.  Last online today.

My computer responds real slow on bon but is great on any other site, is it anyone else having this problem?
A colored baby boy was born yesterday at a local hospital, he was born with only one eye lid. When the doctor circumcised him he used the foreskin to make him an eye lid. The operation was successful but now the baby is a little cock eyed!
Two biker's were riding thru an indian reservation & saw 2 fine built pretty women & asked, are y'all Navahos or Arapahos? One woman replied, we is neither, us is nig-ga hoes!
True, "Freedom isn't Free" especially in a divorce case. I know a dude that was gonna save money & be his own lawyer but got the dates wrong, had court the day before when he got there, His wife got the divorce, child support for 2 kids & alimony, she hung it in his stupid ass & I laughed & said it couldn't have happened to a "nicer" guy! He shafted a lot of men on that job including me but it came back & bit him in the ass, Karma works!
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I received a a stamped self addressed letter from Nancy Pelosi asking for a donation yesterday I wrote "Vote Trump" on it & mailed it back with no return address.
The definition of confusion is "Father's Day in Scotlandville, La. where most blacks live"!
Sam & Tom had been friends for years & one day Tom ran away with Sam's wife. Sam went to a bar to drown his sorrows & there was Tom's wife there drowning her sorrows. They sat together, drank beer & cried on each others shoulder. She said let's get some revenge, so they crossed the street to a motel & got some revenge, back to the bar for more beer & feeling sorry for each other & she...See More decided for more revenge so they went back to the motel & got some more. After 4 or 5 more times she wanted more revenge. He said, Damn, don't you think you hold a grudge for too long? Because he didn't have anymore "hard" feeling!
A biker asked his chick to marry him, she said No & they both lived happily ever after! When he wanted to, he rode his Harley, shot pool, drank beer, left the commode seat up & farted with no complaints from her!
A lady biker rode up to a bar, went in & ordered a drink. A dude that thought he was God's gift to women went over & said to her. You're the prettiest woman I've seen in here in a long time. She looked at him & said, do you like to travel?, yes, he said, then she asked, do you like sex? Yes, he answer again. She replied, then you can go fuck yourself, I'm not interested in you or what you have to say to me!
Hot-Ziddy-Damn, s.s.i. payday today & I'll be 80 in a month. If our Good Lord is willing & it's not raining I'll give myself a birthday ride on my Harley!
A dude seeing bikes go past his house said to his wife "I wish I had a motorcycle", she replied, you don't know how to ride one, no problem he said, I'll go to Rider's Education & he did, passed the course with high scores. Went to the Harley shop & showed them his rider's certificate & bought an Electra Glide off the show room floor then to DOT & got his endorsement. Rode his new bike...See More around town a few days to get the feel of it & asked his wife to ride "bitch" with him but she was afraid it would fall over with them with only two wheels & wouldn't ride. After a few weeks of riding alone he had his bike triked out & explained to his wife with 3 wheels it couldn't fall over. As luck would have it rain caught them on their first ride together & both got soaked, again she wouldn't ride for getting wet, so he had a top put on it but again they hit heavy rain & the spray from cars & trucks got both wet, again she wouldn't ride with him unless he had a cover put around them so he did & they rode together but one day he looked at his bike & said to his wife, "I wish I had a motorcycle"!
"Never sell Rednecks short"! On a gravel back road in Mississippi a redneck stood by a bad mud hole with his mule, when a car got stuck he'd pull in out with his mule for $10.00. A salesman got stuck one day & he pulled him out for $10.00 The salesman said to the redneck, you must make money here day & night, he replied that he made money just in the day because he hauled water at night!
The good old days my ass! At Christmas daddy couldn't afford toys & clothes for us boys so he got us all a pair pants & cut out the pockets so we would have something to wear & something to play with!
Folds of the Flag ...The Meaning of the Flag-Draped Coffin.
What a wonderful lesson this was for me. I do not recall ever being taught this in school. "The Meaning of the Flag-Draped Coffin"
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All Americans should be given this lesson. Those who think that America is an arrogant nation should really reconsider that thought. Our founding fathers used GOD's word and teachings to establish our Great Nation and I think it's high time Americans get re-educated about this Nation's history.

Please pass it along and be proud of the country we live in, and even more proud of those who serve to protect our 'GOD-GIVEN' rights and freedoms. I hope you take the time to read this ... To understand what the flag draped coffin really means ...

Here is how to understand the flag that laid upon it and is surrendered to so many widows and widowers: Do you know that at military funerals, the 21-gun salute stands for the sum of the numbers in the year 1776?

Have you ever noticed that the honor guard pays meticulous attention to correctly folding the United States of America Flag 13 times? You probably thought it was to symbolize the original 13 colonies, but we learn something new every day! The 1st fold of the flag is a symbol of life. The 2nd fold is a symbol of the belief in eternal life.

The 3rd fold is made in honor and remembrance of the veterans departing the ranks who gave a portion of their lives for the defense of the country to attain peace throughout the world.

The 4th fold represents the weaker nature, for as American citizens trusting in God, it is to Him we turn in times of peace as well as in time of war for His divine guidance.

The 5th fold is a tribute to the country, for in the words of Stephen Decatur, 'Our Country, in dealing with other countries, may she always be right; but it is still our country, right or wrong.'

The 6th fold is for where people's hearts lie. It is with their heart that they pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America , and the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all.

The 7th fold is a tribute to its Armed Forces, for it is through the Armed Forces that they protect their country and their flag against all her enemies, whether they be found within or without the boundaries of their republic..

The 8th fold is a tribute to the one who entered into the valley of the shadow of death, that we might see the light of day.

The 9th fold is a tribute to womanhood, and Mothers. For it has been through their faith, their love, loyalty and devotion that the character of the men and women who have made this country great has been molded.

The 10th fold is a tribute to the father, for he, too, has given his sons and daughters for the defense of their country since they were first born.

The 11th fold represents the lower portion of the seal of King David and King Solomon and glorifies in the Hebrews eyes, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.

The 12th fold represents an emblem of eternity and glorifies, in the Christians eyes, God the Father, the Son and Holy Spirit.

The 13th fold, or when the flag is completely folded, the stars are uppermost reminding them of their Nations motto, 'In God We Trust.'

After the flag is completely folded and tucked in, it takes on the appearance of a cocked hat, ever reminding us of the soldiers who served under General George Washington, and the Sailors and Marines who served under Captain John Paul Jones, who were followed by their comrades and shipmates in the Armed Forces of the United States, preserving for them the rights, privileges and freedoms they enjoy today.

There are some traditions and ways of doing things that have deep meaning. In the future, you'll see flags folded and now you will know why.

Please share this with the children you love and all others who love what is referred to as the symbol of ' Liberty and Freedom.'

Two young men in their early 20s were having a beer at the local bar. One tells the other, man, you look bad. He said that he was living with his girl friend, she wanted sex in the morning, when he got home from work, shower together & sex in the shnower, sex after supper & again when they went to bed. Asked his friend what could he do to get a break & get some rest. An old biker a couple stools over had over heard & said, son I can tell you how to solve your problem, he ask how? The old biker said, marry her!
There are some worthless thieving M-F's in this world that are alive simply because it's against the law to kill them & some live across the street from me but if I catch one you'll hear about it!

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