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The bright side of the coronavirus is that muslims are not buying up all the toilet paper, they wipe their ass with a bare hand, I think it's kind of silly & won't eat pork because a pig likes a mud puddle & is nasty.

I had a scary dream yesterday, fell asleep in my recliner & dreamed I'd woke up, went to the door & my Harley Heritage was gone. Scared me so moch it woke me up & I had too look & see if it was still there.

People need to say what they mean & mean what they say, on the news it said that it was okay to wear a face mask & cloves in public but the cops said it was indecent exposure because every body else in the store had on clothes!

With the corona virus scare going on & people are buying up toilet paper, we'd be in a world of trouble if it was a diarrhea epidemic, we'd have too import wood & trees to make toilet paper!

It being St. Patrick's day I've heard that President Trump has had a Shamrock tattooed on the cheek of his ass for everyone that wanted to impeach him can kiss for better luck next time!

An elderly couple met in a nursing home & would chat with each other for about 3 months. One day the conversation got around to sex & they decided to try it again in spite of their age. Being on in their years they decide on doing it orally. They flipped a coin & she went first, he was next to go down on her, after about 10 minutes he gave up & told her he couldn't handle it any more, it smelled too...See More bad. She told him it was cause by her arthritis, arthritis in your vagina? he asked. No she replied, it was in her arms & shoulders & hadn't been able to wipe her ass for the pass 2 weeks! (Smile)

A woman chaser had died with an erection that wouldn't go down & the mortician couldn't close the lid on his casket so he called the man's wife & asked her what she wanted him to do about it. She told him to cut it off & shove it up his ass because that was the only hole it town it hadn't been in!

Obama did for this country exactly what panty hose did for finger f--king!

A man was riding on a crowded cross town city bus when at the next stop a pretty blonde got on & asked if he'd mind giving a pregnant woman his seat. He looked at her, she was slim, trim & well built & asked, How long have you been pregnant? She replied, about 30 minutes & was so tired that she just couldn't stand up any longer!

President Trump was asked how did he sleep at night knowing that so many people didn't like him? He replied, naked & with a beautiful super model !

Some people don't like black, black shoes, black clothes, black bikes, black cars or black people, or anything black. May as well get used to black because it'll be 6 feet of it on your chest when you die because it ain't no white dirt!

Monday is an observed holiday for government employee's, George Birthington's Washday or maybe it's George Washington's birthday.

Valentine Day should be wrote out, I've seen Happy V.D. posted, I can't see that having V.D is anything too be happy about!

Starting Monday damn rain is predicted for next 4 days & it sucks big time!

It was a waste of taxpayers money for Nancy Peiosi to try to impeach President Trump when she doesn't have enough sense to pour piss out of a rubber boot with direction wrote on the sole.

Nancy Pelosi & all the other assholes should have known they were just pissing in the wind, in less than a year President Trump has did more for this country than the "Spear Chunker" did in his 8 yeas.,. Trump has helped the senior citizens & the veterans, I know because I qualify both ways!

I just seen on the news that the Ground Hog didn't see his shadow & come November we'll have 4 more of Trump for president, hoo-ray!

I stopped at the Harley Dealership last week just to look around, OMG, I looked at a 2020 CVO, the Rolls Royce of the Harley's. I made 3 wishes, I wished I had the CVO, the dealer had a feather in his ass & ever time it tickled him my gas tank got full, we'd both be happy!

One day a biker rode his Harley to a drug store that was owned by two sister's & asked one to see a male pharmacist, she explained that her & her sister were licensed pharmacist's & could help him with any problem. He told her that he had a tremendous erection, make love with his girl friend 6 or 8 times a day, masturbate 6 or 8 times a day too but statyed hard & wouldn't go down & what could she...See More give him for it, She replid, let me talk with my sister, she talked with her sister & then did some figuring on the adding machine. She told him that her & her sister could give him $500.00 a week & half of the business!

I thought all birds had flew south where it's warmer, must be the warm day we have been having but I saw a few "Mile or More" birds flying around yesterday !