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G/A BONERS...TODAY IS NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY....SO COOKUP YOUR OWN OR GO TO A HOTDOG STAND AND ENJOY AN AMERICAN FAVORITE.... :)

G/A LADIES....JUST SAW A SITE CALLED IMPERFECT SOMETHING...LADIES OFALL SIZES AND SHAPES....ABSOLUTING NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT...LOVE THEM ALL...BUTJUST REMEMBER LADIES....NOT ALL GUYS ARE ADONIS...WE TOO HAVE OUR LUMPS AND BUMPS ...SOME WITH HAIR AND SOME WITHOUT...

WHAT A WASHOUT....HUMP DAY.....RIGHT NOW I WOULD SETTLE FOR A RISQUE MESSAGE...................

G/M BOMERS...TODAY IS WEDNESDAY..TRADITIONALLY O T H DAY....BUT FEAR NOT BETTER DAYS ARE COMING....THEIR CALLED SATURDAY AND SUNDAY.......

OK...OK....DRUM ROLL PLEASE....AND THE ANSWER IS.....ONE IS A GOODYEAR AND THE OTHER IS A GREAT YEAR..... 8-}

G/M BONERS....JOKE OF THE DAY........WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TIRE AND 365 USED CONDOMS??????.......

G/A BONERS.....ANYONE KNOW WHAT THEY CALL A REDNECK REUNION????????????...A FAMILY REUNION........ :)) ... :))

G/M BONERS...WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM...TODAY IS NATIONAL ICE CREAM DAY SIGNED INTO LAW BY RON REAGAN...LOOK FOR FREE OR DISCOUNTED ICE CREAM PROMOTIONS AT YOUR FAVORITE PLACES.....ENJOY

G/A PEEPS....ANYONE KNOW WHY THE 2 PIECE BATHING SUIT WAS INVENTED?????????? SEPERATE DAIRY SECTION FROM MEAT SECTION........... :D

ok Peeps..bad joke Friday.....what does Tofuand a vibrator have in common?????????......................both are meat substitutes>>> (^.^)

G/M BONERS...GOIN OUT ON A LIMB...I RESPECT YOUR POLITICAL BELIEFS....RESPECT MINE...AS REPORTEDON CABLE NEWSAND THE NFL NETWORK...THEBLACK NATIONAL NATHEM IS GOINGTO BE PLAYEDBE FORE THE AMERICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM AT THE 1ST FOOTBALL GAME OFTHE YEAR....IFTHE PLAYERS COME OUT FOR THE BLACK ANTHEM AND GOIN OR KNEEL FOR AMERIAN ANTHEM I STRONGLY SUGGEST EVERYONE TURN THEIR BACK ON THE FOOTBALL SEASON...DONT GO TO GAMES...TURN OFF THE TV AND RADIO...NO SHIRTS,,,NOT HATS..NO NOTHING...TALK ABOUT GIVING IN.....I KNOW ILL HEAR ABOUT THIS.......

G/M BONERS....WHATS WORSE THAN WAKING UP FROMAN ALL NIGHT BENDER AND FINDING A DICK ON YOUR FACE........................ITS BEING TRACED

PTSD- Sad yet damn true. Who's got my six? I'm going to make a bet, without being pessimistic, that out of my hundreds of friends, that less than 25 will take the time to put this on their wall. You just have to copy it from my wall and paste it to yours. Then type done on my wall. I've done this for a friend to spread Awareness of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. We lose 22 Veterans a day to PTSD. More needs to be done to help Veterans in need.

REMEMBER ...IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE A RELATIONSHIP...AND IF IT FAILS JUST DONT PUT ALL THE BLAME ON HER....BLAME HER AND HER MOTHER.................

GOIN THROUGH AN ENDLESS STACK OF MAILTHE OTHER DAY SAW A FEW WITH BIG RED LETTERS.....FINAL NOTICE.... AND I RELAXED....FEELIN SO RELIEVED THEY WERE GOING TO STOP MAILING ME CRAP

SO SALLY SAYS...PLEASE REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU BURY THE BODY PLANT UNDER ENDANGERED SPECIES CAUSE ITS ACTUALLY ILLIGAL TO DIG UP....KAREN RAISED HER HAND FOR A QUESTION.....SALLY SHE ASKS....SO AFTER YOU BURY THE BODY DO YOU NEED TO ADD FERTILIZER OR WILLTHE DEAD BODY CREATE ITS OWN??????

MORIN BONERS.....SO THE QUEEN OF ENGLAN IS SUDDENLY SINGLE AND BILL GATES IS GETTING A DIVORCE.......INTERESTING....

ANOTHER GUY SITTING AT HOME ON HI COUCH...WASTED AND TOTALLY INTO HIS OWN PITY PARTY LOOKS DOWN AT HIS PHONE AND ASKS......SIRI...WHYAMI SO BAD AT RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN....AND THE ANSWER COMESBACK....THIS IS ALEXA......

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU FIND A SUPPOSITORY IN YOUR EAR AND INSTANTLY KNOW WHERE YOUR EARING AID HAS ONE............... %-}

g/m Boners....well the tropical storm passed us last night....knocked down some trees and power lines...some flooding.. but otherwise not to much damage..one guy got killed when a tree fell on his car when he was in it so I guess things could have been worse..hope everyone else in its path I s safe and say a prayer for those souls lost in the collapsed condo in Surfside fla