ElGringoLoco
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Wednesday, October 30, 2019
Wednesday, October 30, 2019

ElGringoLoco

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Male, and single/widower.  Birthday is March 25.  Backseat available.  Owns a 2017 Indian® Chieftain®.  Interested in females.  Looking for friends, riding partners, or a relationship.  Religious view is Gnostic.  Doesn't drink.  Lives in Belews Creek, North Carolina  United States.  Member since November 2009.

Introduction

THE ENIGMA OF EL GRINGO LOCO: Hello and welcome to the exciting world of El Gringo Loco! I am very handsome, articulate, well-hung, fully functional (but I won't mow your yard), hold 13 land speed records, loving, caring, humble, honest, own a night club and 10% of a casino. I seek a beautiful, few extra pounds to tons of fun, middle-aged retired Hollywood actress, multi-lingual, acrobatic, heavily made-up with silicone and botox in all the right places, PhotoShop and cute kitten ears and whisker pics a plus! False teeth a plus-plus!! And good credit. Must be a Keyboard Kommando with 10,000 meaningless memes. Please respond to Godfrey Daniel @ BR-549...................seriously.

About Me

CYNICAL

Turn Ons

Intelligent conversation derived from independent thinking.

Turn Offs

Bland drivel derived from popular, collectivist thinking.

Activities

Nose-picking, crotch scratching, mouth breathing, whining, guilt-tripping, feigned outrage, political-correctness, diversity, benevolence, extended heated meaningless arguing and creative lying.

Interests

Hollow earth, flying saucers, Maria Orsic and Count Saint-Germaine.

Music

Yep.

TV Shows

Nope.

Movies

3:10 to Yuma, Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive, The Last Outlaw, The Wild One, Nosferatu, Talk Dirty to Me Pt. 2.

Quotes

"When you die you become what you were before you were born." Arthur Schopenhauer


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