Sunshine Too
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Apr 27 2010 10:22PM
Sep 17 2009 12:04AM

Sunshine Too

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Female, 62 years old, and single/divorced.  Birthday is December 17, 1955.  Rides a motorcycle.  Interested in males.  Religious view is Yes.  Drinks socially.  Very conservative political views.  Lives in Las Vegas, Nevada  United States.  Member since September 2008.  Last online today.

Sunday Morning Sex Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex...See More would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along." If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed, make a doctor's appointment. I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Curv-a-licious curves...

Good Morning! Happy Thirsty Thursday everyone! I hope you have a great day! :) Ride safe.
Good morning. Wishing everyone a wonderfu Wednesday. :) Ride safe
I keep telling myself this....
Good morning everyone. I hope you all have a wonderful day and here's a reminder for you. :) Ride safe.

Apparently the Baby-Boomers all have motorcycles, Generation X is only
buying a few, and the next generation isn't buying any at all. A recent
study was done to find out why. Here are the
reasons why Millennials don't ride motorcycles:

1. Pants won't pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat.
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2. Can't get their phone to their ear with a helmet on.

3. Can't use 2 hands to eat while driving.

4. They don't get a trophy and a recognition plaque just for buying one.

5. Don't have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped.

6. Might have a bug hit them in the face and
then they would need emergency care.

7. Motorcycles don't have air conditioning.

8. They can't afford one because they spent
years in college trying to get educated in gender studies.

9. They are allergic to fresh air.

10. Their pajamas get caught on the exhaust pipes.

11. They might get their hands dirty checking the oil.

12. The handle bars have buttons and levers and cannot be controlled by touch-screen.

13. You have to shift manually and use something called a clutch.

14. It's too hard to take selfies while riding.

15. They don't come with training wheels like their bicycles did.

16. Motorcycles don't have power steering or power brakes.

17. Their nose ring interferes with the face shield.

18. They would have to use leg muscle to back up.

19. When they stop, a light breeze might blow exhaust in their face.

20. They would need to upgrade before the in-transit expired.

21. It could rain on them and expose them to non-soft water.

22. It might scare their therapy dog, and then the dog would need therapy.
I CAN'T STAY SILENT ANYMORE. I JUST WANT TO HELP..... I am here to aid those that want gun control. I'm taking a stand and getting involved: if you or your friends have a pistol, revolver, shotgun, or rifle looking to be removed, I will take it (permanently) and ensure it ends up in a safe place. I would normally charge for this service, but I'm willing to wave my normal fees because I care. Free pickup service...See More available up to 100 miles, longer distances available but it does depend on number of firearms and/or accs. Private message me today and you can be a "gun free" zone. And yes I will take ammunition and accessories too.
Sweet Dream people. I had a great night tonight. My son had me over for a BBQ for dinner. So sweet. :)

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