As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.. See More
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
At this time, since I was standing right behind her and being the Gentleman I am.... ?? I picked her up by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
Oh Man......she went ballistic and turned and yelled;
'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
Well Folks, I just managed a little smiled and said,
'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.'