A fish was looking for dinner when he sees a fly above the water he was in. He thought... If that fly drops just 6 inches i can jump up and have me a nice dinner. On the side of the stream was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. The bear thought... If that fly drops just 6 inches the fish will jump to get the fly and i can catch the fish and ill have me a nice dinner. Behind the bear was a hunter watching...See More the bear watching the fish watching the fly. The hunter thought... if that fly drops just 6 inches the fish will jump up and get the fly, the bear will catch the fish and i can shoot the bear and ill have me a really nice dinner. Behind the hunter was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought... If that fly drops just 6 inches the fish will jump up to get the fly the bear will catch the fish the hunter will shoot the bear and drop that sandwich in his pocket and ill have me a very nice dinner. Above the mouse was a cat on a limb of a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly and he thought... If that fly drops just 6 inches the fish will get the fly the bear will get the fish the hunter will shoot the bear and drop the sandwich the mouse will get the sandwich and ill jump down on the mouse and have me a very nice dinner. Suddenly it happened! The fly dropped 6 inches, the fish jumped up and got the fly the bear caught the fish the hunter shot the bear and dropped his sandwich the mouse got the sandwich the cat jumped for the mouse and overshot landing in the river. Morale of the story . . . Every time a fly drops six inches a pussy gets wet. LMAO
