Oh babe! Why are your hands so hot? You put them between your what? Girl you're on fire... you need for me to get the hose out and cool you off. Wait, what are you doing with that bottle of Wesson oil and roll of black landscape plastic? Oh I see, you want to roll it out, cover it with oil and then we can slip an slide all over it with the sprinkler on to keep us cool. That's a HOT idea!!!