PLEASE DON'T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY..............
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any naked woman,
other than his wife, and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So next Saturday at 1 P.M. See More
Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorism effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack
of beer at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless America!!
If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing,
lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.