A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, you have to help me!”
The doctor asks, “What’s your problem?” The guy says, “Every morning I wake up with my ‘morning flagpole’…give the wife a quick one, and then go to work.
On the way to work, I carpool with the next door neighbor’s wife who gives me a BJ during the ride to work. See More
Once I get there, I do some work and then at morning tea time, I go into the photocopy room and crank one out with one of the young office girls.
At lunch, I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good boning.
For afternoon tea, I give the boss’s wife a good servicing.
Then, I go home and slip the maid a few inches.
Then at night, I give the wife another screw…….”
“So…????” asked the doctor. “What’s your problem???”
The guy says, “Well, it hurts when I m@sturbate!”