Oj McSporran
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Monday, March 09, 2015
Monday, March 09, 2015

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Oj McSporran

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Male, 55 years old, and in a relationship.  Birthday is October 22, 1964.  Owns a 2005 Harley-Davidson® Dyna® Super Glide® Sport FXDX/I.  Interested in females and males.  Looking for riding partners or friends.  Religious view is are you serious???.  Drinks regularly.  Lives in Edinburgh,Scotland  United Kingdom.  Member since July 2007.  Last online last month.

Introduction

I dont add 'friend' requests from folks that Ive not had any contact with... dont just klick the button!!

Im just over 6ft tall, 196lbs, never married , no kids, work in local government as a an Arboriculturalist. This means that I look after the forests , woods and urban tree population in my area - I love it with a passion! Im a graduate, I drive a car, ride a bike, go to bars, go to bike events, love great whisky ( thats with a Y not an EY )Love my country, Love my family and friends! Love music... most types and "I dont wanna drink no beer with someone whos only got one type of music in their collection" Love food ( dont get vegetarianism - if we werent supposed to eat animals then why are they made of meat?? ) Love friends round for dinner just as mich as great weekend away with the boys!! Hate war but support the guys and girls out there who are doing ther jobs!! Hate bigotry, racism, homophobia!! Something I cant get my head round when bikers come out with that shit as they should know better!! Lets face it wer'e a minority group and have been discriminated against for years!! nuff said!

Anyway.... Im hoping to get over the pond at some point this year to do a ride either on route 66 or the Pacific H'way! any advice or recommendations would be appreciated - gonna be in your fair land for about a month if all goes to plan!!!

Turn Ons

a good laugh with great people, the outdoors,people who dont take themselves too seriously and above all people you can trust! Love Hot Rods, cooking, Exile Motorcycles - Russ Rocks! Bettie Page,girls in cowboy hats, Salma Hayek, Patricia Morrison and Dita

Turn Offs

small dogs!.. spoilt brats!.. folks who moan about stuff and do nothing to make it better! The Corrs!

Music

AC/DC, Motorhead, Rammstein, Greenday, Marilyn Manson, Linkin Park, Clash, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Alan Jackson,SLF, Pistols, Plasmatics, Martina McBride, Enigma, Christy Moore, Karine Polwart, Moloko, Kosheen, Offspring, ELVIS, Kevin 'bloody' Wilson, Stones, Floyd, Hayseed Dixie,Dixie Chicks,Creedence.........etcetera!!!

TV Shows

CSI, House, Law and Order, Nat history stuff, anything weird or off the wall!

Movies

Coen brothers stuff! O brother, Big Lebowski etc! earlier Steve Martin.... the Jerk, All of Me, man with two brains. So I married an Axe Murderer!! 'there's a piper doon' awesome!!! love meeting folk with massive heids!!! Tim Burton.

Quotes

Just a few 'tips' for anyone visiting Scotland for the first time

1. It is considered bad manners for tourists to pay for drinks in Glasgow Pubs. The biggest person in the bar (referred to as The Numpty) will be only too happy to pay. i.e.

BARMAN: “That will be twenty pounds sir.”

TOURIST: “The Big Numpty over there is paying.”

BARMAN: “That will do nicely sir.”

BIG NUMPTY: “Welcome to Scotland.”



2. In Highland pubs always ask for plenty of water when drinking the local single malts, this tells the locals that you like it so much that you want to make it last longer. After your first sip announce to everyone in the bar in a loud voice "This is pish!" from the Gaelic Piesh Na' lavvy meaning Water of God.



3. Thurso is Scotland's largest hypermarket and multiscreen cinema complex and is only a short taxi ride from Glasgow.



4. The Scottish Police Force actively encourage tourists to take their hats as souvenirs.



5. Braemar is famous for its miles of sandy beaches and has some of the best surfing in Europe.



6. Balmoral Castle sits on top of Ben Nevis near Sauchiehall Street in Edinburgh. There is a cable car from Edinburgh Zoo to the top of Ben Nevis. Because of its height it offers all year round skiing and there is a revolving restaurant on the roof of the castle.



7. Often you will see men in bowler hats marching about playing the flute and banging a drum. This is a multi denominational religious ceremony and the object of this procession is to collect pictures of religious leaders which must be stuck to the drum. Any images, particularly those of the Pope, will be greatly appreciated.



8. There is a nocturnal thistle called a "Spiky Jessie" which is found on Calton Hill in Edinburgh. As these flowers only open at night a trip up the hill is recommended. Just tell a taxi driver that you want to go up Calton Hill to take pictures of the Jessies coming out and he will be happy to oblige.



9. The Latin inscription on Edinburgh's coat of arms says "You'll have had your tea?"



10. The most popular hotel in Glasgow is called The Barlinnie.



11. Old people are banned from Scottish towns on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If you see any gently restrain them until a police officer arrives. This may also provide an opportunity to get a hat as a souvenir.



12. Glasgow operates a policy of plain clothed street bankers. As it is well known that carrying small change can tear people's pockets, these bankers will approach tourists and ask if they have any spare change. Once given this money they will exchange it for coins or notes of a higher denomination. In order to deter criminals, these Bankers often dress in a scruffy unkempt manner but they are all highly trained in finance.



13. Edinburgh Zoo has an “adopt an animal” scheme and tourists may take home any animal they wish.



14. At many beauty spots you will find musicians playing the bagpipes. They are employed by the Scottish Government to provide tourists with spending money, which can be found in bowls beside them. Feel free to take as much money as you want.



15. William Wallace escaped the army of Oliver Cromwell by jumping over The River Forth at Perth on a motorbike.



16. If you go to a concert by The Royal Scottish National Orchestra it is considered impolite not to shout "Hoots!" during quiet sections of music.



17. Celtic are known as the ‘Gers due to being formed by Gerry O'Malley a fruit importer who was the first man to introduce citrus fruit to Scotland. So if you walk into a pub filled with people wearing green and white say "Up the ‘Gers, I'm proud to be an orange man!" and you will receive a warm welcome.



18. Policemen are known by the old Gaelic word "keech".



19. "Jobbie" is a word meaning a lot of effort has gone into producing something i.e. when you have enjoyed a meal, tell the waiter that it "tasted like a great jobbie."


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