Getting tired of all the idiots out there on 2 wheels who don't have a clue how to behave in public, or drive. I've had most of these common-sense rules violated in front of me the past week, I'm fed up. Not gonna take it anymore... You stupid, rude morons that think being biker means you can trample all over others, better wake up fast, or things can happen...bad things... Those of you who know better, can add your own rules on here...

RULE #1: If it's not YOUR bike, don't sit on it, or set anything down on top of it !!! That includes your lice-infested helmet, or the ass you haven't wiped for 2 days.
Rule #2: Keep your dirty paws off my patch or my colors, my bike, my beer, and my woman !
Rule #3: Don't ask for my woman's phone number, AT ALL, whether in front of me or on the other side of the bar! You know damn well you saw her come in with me.
Rule #4: If you bump into me, more than a little, be quick with an apology.
Rule #5: Tip the waitresses and bartenders, or stay home. And DON'T steal their tips! Stealing is stealing, they work hard for those tips.
Rule #6: If you're a 1%'er, wearing a patch, live up to the dignity of the brotherhood, don't go starting fights in a bar. Why do you think the bars are banning colors? I'm tired of being confronted by punks that think a 3-piece patch makes them more of a man than the low-life ignorant piss-ant they really are, for starting a fight over stupid shit.
Road Rule #1: Don't cut into the middle of a pack of riders for ANY REASON ! If merging from or onto the freeway, slow down, and fall in behind.
Road Rule #2: Don't pass me in my own lane! Not only is it illegal, I might accidentally stick out a boot and send you into the woods!
Road Rule #3: If you don't know me, don't pull up beside me at a stoplight. I will automatically think you're up to no good, and will react.