ThatFox
Toyhauler
2017 Harley-Davidson® Custom
Bob the Rat
Frost, My German Shepard

ThatFox

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Male, and single.  Birthday is July 13.  Backseat available.  Owns a 2017 Harley-Davidson┬« Custom and 1 other bike.  Interested in females.  Looking for friends, riding partners, or a relationship.  Drinks socially.  Lives in New Cumberland, West Virginia  United States.  Member since October 2007.  Last online today.

Introduction

Harley rider, tall 6'4", likes hangin' in bars, shooting pool, camping, fishing, hunting, hot women, sex and much more.

Turn Ons

Tall women, long hair, pretty face, nice smile, tight jeans, harley shirts or flannel, warm personality, intelligence.

Turn Offs

big hair, brassy attiude, sarcasm.

Quotes

Let's flip a coin.
Heads I get tail.
Tails I get head.


TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN!!!!

You just might NOT be a biker if...

If your scooter has more miles rolling to the bike shop to get chrome than
to the local tavern to get a beer, you just might NOT be a biker.

If you won't drink a beer unless it has a lime in it, you just might NOT be
a biker.

If you think the term "ol lady" refers to the 75 year old battle ax that
lives two houses down, you just might NOT be a biker.

If you ever skipped a bike night because you didn't have time to clean the
scooter, you just might NOT be a biker.

If you toss out a T-shirt because it got an oil or grease stain, you just
might NOT be a biker.

If you get more excited watching your buddy flash his new chrome than his ol
lady flashing her new tits, you just might NOT be a biker.

If the first anniversary of your new scooter comes before its 5000 mile
service, you just might NOT be a biker.

If the bar you hang at serves drinks with umbrellas in them, you just might
NOT be a biker.

If you ever told your ol lady to "go put a bra on" because her T-shirt
showed too much nipple, you just might NOT be a biker.

If you and/or your ol lady walk around the bike show in chaps when it's 90
freaking degrees outside, you just might NOT be a biker. (unless the ol lady
just has a thong on with her chaps of course)

If you get offended by the gals dirty dancing with each other on top of the
picnic table you are grubbing at, you just might NOT be a biker.

If you have ever opted not to stop at a caf or bar because there were
scooters parked out front, you just might NOT be a biker.

If you ever left the scooter at home because it was too much of a pain in
the ass to move the cage out of the way, you just might NOT be a biker.

If you would rather catch up on your reading than go for a putt, then you
just might NOT be a biker.

If you always make sure the ride ends early enough so that you have time to
"clean the Motorcycle," then you just might NOT be a biker.

If you only attend bike rallies that have RV hookups, you just might NOT be
a biker.

If you call the dealership to schedule your next oil change, you just might
NOT be a biker.

If you have your Harley T-shirts dry cleaned, you just might NOT be a biker.

If you have ever chosen not to ride one day because it "might rain", then
you just might NOT be a biker.

If you missed the Sturgis rally because your trailer was still in custom
paint, you just might NOT be a biker.

If you replace your scooter's rubber because of tire rot instead of tire
wear, you just might NOT be a biker.

If you get a "temporary" tattoo at the bike show, you just might NOT be a
biker.

If you have ever left a bar because of their poor wine selection, you just
might NOT be a biker.

If your 2500 mile oil change only comes around every 6 months, you just
might NOT be a biker.

If you don't have a tent and bed roll that straps on to your scooter, you
just might NOT be a biker.

If you ever saw a broke down biker and chose not to stop and help because he
(or she) looked "SCARY", you just might NOT be a biker.

If you overhear a biker ask his bro how "Lizard" is and you think he is
talking about his pet iguana, you might NOT be a biker.

If your still trying to figure out why I keep referring to scooters instead
of motorcycles, you just might NOT be a biker.

If you are offended or confused by any of the above satire, YOU JUST MIGHT
NOT BE A BIKER.


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