10. No one will still your chair after you sit in it.

9. "Bad Hair Day" takes on a whole new meaning.

8. Being nude diverts attention from the fact that you are drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens, after they see where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it is like the dream.

5. Those creepy guys from marketing, won't be looking down your blouse.

4. I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.

3. It is a inventive way to finally meet that special someone in human resources.

2. You can take advantage of "computer monitor radiation" to work on your tan.

** And the number one reason, to go to work naked...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I want to see your ass in here, by 8:00 in the morning".