| Captain Morgan [The Dirty Pirate Hooker]'s Stats |
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 | Captain Morgan [The Dirty Pirate Hooker] Trying to explain to my little man that it is not okay to sleep in his new shoes, even if they do light up like a night light. |
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Port Richey, FL |
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Interested in: |
Females and Males
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| Looking for: |
Friends, relationships
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Introduction:
There isn't much use it putting to much in this, I have no idea where my life is headed right now. The only things I know for sure.. I love my son, I love myself, I've got a daughter on the way, Violet Monroe due November 30th. Just moved to Florida. |
Turn ons:
Old school choppers |
Turn offs:
Crotch rockets |
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Interests:
Chopped bikes,loud pipes,chrome,leather,chuck taylors,red lipstick,black eyeliner,tattoos, Bike shows, car shows, concerts, drinkin beer,hot girls, fake tits, guns, loud music, my BK's.
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Favorite Music:
anything but rap.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Anything on food network, House, Monster Garage, shitty celeb reality shows.
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Favorite Movies:
I'm not even going to attempt to name them all. For sure Alice in Wonderland (that is pretty much a given with me), movies about real life serial killers, anything involving both Tim Burton and Johnny Depp.
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Favorite Quotes:
Fuck it, lets get drunk.
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About Me:
-I drink to much (they don't call me Captain Morgan for nothing) -I smoke to much. -I'm the coolest fucking person you're ever going to meet -Potty mouth -Obsessed with serial killers & shitty horror flicks -I like my music loud -I won't pretend to be a tough guy but I won't pretend not to be a bitch either -Weapons excite me -I'm slightly neurotic -I probably don't give myself enough credit
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