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 | shellar |
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In a relationship
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Introduction:
hi i am shelly.. i have owned motorbikes but i am much SAFER on four wheels!!! lol quite happy in my old old 535 dented beamer my big blak TANK...i TRY to fall outta it but CANNOT!! amazing eh**???? even I can't manage it!!!!! eeeek oh but i'm an ace pillion :-) lol... ok ok i aint thinkin bout a trike no more u lot av put me off!! i'm jus me i cant ride a bike to save me ass so dunno why i'm on here LOVE bikes but i cant 'do' em.. rebuilt my 535 engine (car) from scratch. ohh wiv help!!. very interesting!! ..., moi??? very sociable and sound as a pound me.. not big headed nuffin special but unique, lil short tom boi, but love lookin pretty IF i can get the make up an hair rite lmao!! I'm a well propotioned size 14 deffo no super model BUT noooo fat pig I'm happy up to my neck in oil ha ha thank fk i dont have the prima donna attitude thst goes wiv all that B*LL*X.. lookin for chat and good likeminded laffers.. bring it on whoo hoo..ohh and i ALWAYS speak my mind even if you wont like it YOU will get the truth from me.. always ... an i will respect anyone that does the same to me ... i'm the ORIGINAL'devils whore' sooo if u the 'devil ' please feel free to contact me..lmfao x apart from that i'm lovin being single and not really lookin for long term.. i look after me.. i'm a bit of a handfull and i wudnt expect no one else to!! lol |
Turn ons:
independence, arrogance, wicked sense of humour, compassion in the right situation, not a fool tho, got a thing for MEAN lookin men if yr all hair gel an smoothie fuk rite off ..yurrrrrkkkkk.. love me best m8 malky 21 xx (moo) |
Turn offs:
ass lickers, spineless people who dont 'say it as it is' liars,loosers, hen pecked men lol,desperate men who cream at the first sight of a tit lmao... u know who u are...have sum pride......PLEASE! |
Ideal:
um wot a question?? big tattoed an bald. tattoed face tattoed shaven head.. bit fixated wiv this an not many around soz....... but i dunno?? surprise me?? he MAY be the exaact opposite?? his own person who has his own life... | |
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Activities:
activities?????? lots.. wheeling an dealing making money lol just SOMETIMES it comes up trumps...ere I SED SOMETIMES well i AM half ROMANY an VERY proud of it..if u got a prob wiv that byeeeeees xxxx conditioning my dogs(all to old now for supreme fitness agggghh but i love em!!) being a moderate PETROL HEAD tryin to convince everyone i'm the bitch from hell....ohhh my REAL mates will tell u different lol mechanics.. on cars... ohh an i dont do cybersex or 'webcam fun' JUST REAL AN MY MAN GETS THE DEAL ...if??? sorry just my principals.....go pay sum desperado if thats your stylee..... enjoy!!!
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Interests:
me dogs (staffordshire bull terriers) love pittys too but omg they i aint leagal are they???? lmao eeeek!! i wud never break the law now wud i?? mad nights out..or in its all cool bikes/ muscel cars..MAD nights out or IN!! tattoos , piercings , i have 12 piercings, i love the feel of a needle in my skin.. VERY sensual...nothing beats that feelin .. TRUST!! sure ya knows that.... my religion (wiccan) ohh noo now dont be scared its all good..
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Favorite Music:
metal/old hippy trippy stuff. DISTURBED prob at the moment..
EVEN sum drum an bass VERY varied anythin u can get into at the time its suits..or how your mind is banging?????? yas knows wot i mean..
or ask..
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Favorite TV Shows:
wot the fook are they??? oh well if u push me 'jerry' the trash on it makes me feel better bout myself lol shameless.. frank is my HERO
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Favorite Movies:
i aint got the concentration... but brit gangstas JUST about hold it...
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Favorite Books:
velvet an steel
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Favorite Quotes:
forwards eva backwards NEVA
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About Me:
small solid fiesty mad as a hatter an my biggest love is laughin VERY independant .. been told its actually a fault but it will NEVA change very loyal IF you make a friend of me which is a HARD task!also a ONE man woman if in a relationship dont suffer IDIOTS IF you are one .. jog on... ty dont waste my time...if yr a bloke up his own ass then STAY THERE or pass by me ...THANKYOU for the favour!! life is short get yr kicks while u can an ohh u cant take fook all wiv ya wen u go .. live it like its yr last day xx
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