| justme2008's Stats |
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Friends, relationships, riding partners
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Introduction:







Just checking this site out. I dont like talking about myself, so if you want to know anything, just ask.

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Turn offs:
Guys who smell like BO |
Ideal:
When I know, I will let you know | |
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Activities:
CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............PRAYING THAT YOU WILL BE BLESSED EVERYDAY!!..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE READING THIS....
Things NOT TO SAY TO A COP when you are pulled over...
• I only had one officer Mr. Keg. • Back off Barney, I've got a piece. • Want to race to the station, Sparky? • I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout! • You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy • Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! • Hey, wasn't your daughter a pork queen? • How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. • I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special! • Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute? • Hey, you must've been doing' about 125mph (200km/h) to keep up with me! Good job! • Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. • I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer. • You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. • I was trying to keep up with traffic. • You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you? • "Lets do it different this time... I will give you the breathalyzer test, now stick this in your mouth and blow" • Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on "COPS" last week on TV? • Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed. • I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket • So, uh, you "on the take", or what? • Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too! • Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does. • Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.. • Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds? • On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack. * Aren't you one of the Village People?
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Interests:
NASCAR, CAMPING, RIDING, ANIMALS, COOKING, SWIMMING, FISHING (yes believe it or not, I like to fish), CRAFTS
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Favorite Music:
CLASSIC ROCK, ALTERNATIVE, AND A LITTLE BIT OF COUNTRY
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Favorite TV Shows:
ALL THE CSI SHOWS, 2 1/2 MEN, AND SO MUCH MORE
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Favorite Movies:
TOO MANY TO NAME
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Favorite Books:
TOO MANY TO NAME
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Favorite Quotes:
"YOU CANT ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT, BUT IF YOU TRY SOMETIME, YOU MIGHT FIND, YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED"
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About Me:
am looking for that special someone who knows what they want. I am a down to earth kind of woman who gives it her all. I have been hurt and have had games played with my head, and I am TIRED of it. If there is anything else you would like to know, then just shoot me an email and I will be glad to answer any of your questions.
I HATE MEN THAT ARE TOO CONTROLLING, THAT ARE VERBALLY ABUSIVE, AND ONES WHO THINK THEY ARE ALLWAYS RIGHT!!!!!!!! SO IF YOU ARE ONE OF THESE MEN, DO NOT CONTACT ME!!!!!!
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