| Fortune Cookie's Stats |
| Views | 1522 |
| Ranking | 2204 of 109521 members |
|
|
 | Fortune Cookie |
Introduction:
I am a SIMPLE person! Eat, Sleep and Ride! Life is too short to waste on DRAMAS and MIND GAMES. Ride HARD and be SAFE! |
Ideal:
I believe that everyone you meet has a purpose in your life and a lesson to teach you. So I'm open to all of life's surprises and journeys. | |
|
|
|
Activities:
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my butt off!!
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask because you are my FRIEND!
10. Most important, when drunk at a bar, I will never let you go Hoggin
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
|
Favorite Quotes:
"Do or do not. There is no try".
|
About Me:
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.' You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.' You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a redneck if: You stand and & place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have and always will. You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to. You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same. You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend. God Bless the USA and I am proud to be a REDNECK!
LOVE*
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
*OFFICE ARITHMETIC*
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
*SHOPPING MATH *
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*r
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
*HAPPINESS *
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
*LONGEVITY*
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE *
A woman has the last word in any argument!
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
|
|
|
|
|
|
![[Image] Fortune Cookie](http://image4.bikerornot.com/usrimg/70052n.jpg "Fortune Cookie")
![[Image] 100% Lady](http://image4.bikerornot.com/usrimg/74457r.jpg "100% Lady")
![[Image] Bringer / Big Mike](http://image4.bikerornot.com/usrimg/67452r.jpg "Bringer / Big Mike")
![[Image] CinnamonGirl](http://image4.bikerornot.com/usrimg/21240r.jpg "CinnamonGirl")
![[Image] KikiLynn](http://image4.bikerornot.com/usrimg/79439r.jpg "KikiLynn")
![[Image] myharleyshakes](http://image4.bikerornot.com/usrimg/59817r.jpg "myharleyshakes")
![[Image] chewawa Had great time last night](http://image4.bikerornot.com/usrimg/71796r.jpg "chewawa Had great time last night")
![[Image] cusoftail](http://image4.bikerornot.com/usrimg/86875r.jpg "cusoftail")
![[Image] Troll](http://image4.bikerornot.com/usrimg/43171r.jpg "Troll")
![[Image] Hutch](http://image4.bikerornot.com/usrimg/76114r.jpg "Hutch")
![[Image] Charliegrl](http://image4.bikerornot.com/usrimg/115019r.jpg "Charliegrl")
![[Image] tman](http://image4.bikerornot.com/usrimg/85161r.jpg "tman")
![[Image] jimmy](http://image4.bikerornot.com/usrimg/85183r.jpg "jimmy")
