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Mark Godzilla is thinking that 20 years ago a lot of you guys would have had their bike taken from them. If you truly had one.

Sex:

Male

Location:

saratoga, CA

Country:

United States

Last Online:

Last Month

Interested in:

Females

Age:

Ride:

Yes

Own a bike:

Yes

Status:

Single

Looking for:

Friends, relationships, riding partners

Religion:

sometimes

Drink:

Drink Socially

Introduction:
Hi, I'm Mark. Nice to meet you. A couple of my friends asked me to join this. I thought it was like a game show or something and I was gonna get to guess who's a biker and who's not. I was hoping to win some prizes too. Damn. Oh well.
All is not lost. Maybe I'll meet someone and we'll ride off into the sunset, walk on the beach, raise her 2.5 kids from a previous relationship and live happily ever after. A guy can dream.

Turn ons:
long hair, front teeth, small boobs, jobs, sick humor, good with dogs, bathe regularly, not on anti-psychotic meds, not on parole, ability to drink without puking all the time and much more to be added later. Stay tuned.

Turn offs:
Psycho ex's, gang banger kids, missing front teeth, huge boobs, smelly nether regions, chemical dependants (420 OK), and chicks who can't be tender.

Ideal:
I'll know her when I see her. Small, lively, smart, active, funny, sees a dentist sometimes, clean, capable of being kinky now and then, romantic, nice, tolerant of others even if they're a lop, and absolutely crazy about me.

Activities:
Riding, wrenching, Turnip pinching, golf, red wine, movies, Making out like a teenager, travel, runs, the beach, warm places, skiing, jet skiing, romance, pleasing my woman with my tongue, gardening, home improvement, cooking, fine dining, theatre, concerts, selling coolwindshields.com, hanging with T&O, looking at the moon, hot tubbing, a little more wine... tasting the plants late at night.... etc etc

Interests:
Wow. I just joined and a bunch of folks want to be my friend. Is this like a myspace deal where everyone wants to show they have a zillion friends that they've never even wrote or spoke to? I'm not here to win any popularity contests, so if you want to be my friend you better at least write to me and tell me why.
Note: After one day on the site, I realize that I piss a lot of you off. Sucks to be you, huh? If it makes you feel any better, I get a big kick out of your hate mail. Especially the one's about my new haircut! Keep it comin. I'll try and update as often as possible with more shit to bundle your shorts. Oh, but if you're hot and FEMALE, please write. I promise to be nice....

Favorite Music:
The Dead, Bob Seger, Disturbed, Godsmack, Zeppelin, Yes, Nick Cave, Dierks Bentley, Ray Charles, BB King, John Mayer, Beatles, Stones, Sabbath, RatDog, Govt Mule, Camel, Sons of Champlain, THE FRYED BROTHERS BAND, Bocelli, Pirate tunes, The Soggy Bottom Boys,and even The Wiggles. I like the AM Gold hits of the 70's too. Even have the CD's.

Favorite TV Shows:
very rarely, but I do like watching American Idol with the family, HGTV, Discovery channel, My Name is Earl, Sarah Silverman, WEEDS, and Southpark. Butthead stole my laugh.

Favorite Movies:
The Notebook, Princess Bride, Ghost Rider, Anything with Nicholas Cage, westerns, mysteries, suspense,most any comdedy, Interesting Porno, Enchanted, One Crazy Summer, Shrek, What Dreams May Come, The Ref..... tons more. I love movies.

Favorite Books:
loads. King, Koontz, Evanovich, Kellerman, Patterson, SANDS, RICE, McGraw, Hooper, Gardener, Martin, Black, Robbins, Roberts and most anything I can get my eyes on. I read a book a day when I'm not working too hard. If I had my way I'd lay on the beach in the morning, golf in the afternoon, dine in the evening, drink at night, and satisfy my woman before I slept.

Favorite Quotes:
Changes are inevitable. My Dad's friend said that, and it's the only quote I remember.
If you're still reading, I'm not done yet. I had a couple glasses of cab and could write summore.
A little more about myself.... I wont bend on things that matter. In a relationship means in a relationship. I wont cheat. I let my bills pile up before I pay them, out of spite. I don't ride annything I didn't build from the ground up (except just some of the motor work). I'd much rather be kissing, riding, or even watching a movie with you than trying to type (unless you're a guy, and, if you are, why the fuck are you still reading this? There's girls here ya know?) Oh yeah, just in case, I'm strictly heterosexual. For the fags, that means I do not suck dick. Don't ask to be my friend unless you know me and you do not suck dick.

About Me:
I'm not your average bear. I purposely put a picture of me all cleaned up so I don't scare the nice girls away. I'm a mix of class, wildman, businessman, adventurer, dreamer, pervert, wine conneseur, jack of all trades, scholar, romantic, pseudodaddy and good friend. I don't ride as much as I used to, but I bet I have more miles under my belt than most here. Was a club pres for many years until I retired to live a slower life. Life is Good.

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Mark Godzilla's Garage

		1952 Harley-Davidson 52 Pan I built over 20 years ago. 200,000 plus miles and still starts on the first kick unless someone is watching. Currently undergoing Rustoration. Paint by God.
		1994 Harley-Davidson Ultra Classic Electra Glide Dresser I got in '94 and sold after a year or so. Dressers weren't cool then. I went back to riding my Panheads instead.
		1952 Harley-Davidson When the rust was just starting to form and I sanded ghost flames into the tank. Thanks for the tank Karen Brown!
		1976 Harley-Davidson Custom Panhead Yeah, I know it's not a '76 and Pans weren't made then, but the DMV made me register it that way. It's a 96" Pan with Nitrous built piece by piece in my garage. Motor work by Jim and Bruce. Rest is all me. Inverted front end, PM brakes, 13" rotors, 3" open primary, pro clutch, Jaybrake forward controls, and a little something built into the p pad for the ladies......... But it's still a piece of shit to a bike theif, so don't get any ideas! It cracks me up how many people show off their shit on
		1948 Harley-Davidson Panhead 1948 Pan that I got from a widow, fixed up and sold on Ebay for far less than it was worth. Chalk it up to inexperience with ebay. Some lucky bastards from Texas got it for $7500. Fuck!