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The Dread Pirate Puzi is following carrots that wander, hiding M & M's in a magic lamp with a snow white Zorro!

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Sex: Male
Location: People's Free Republic of Puzikantstandalottadramania, MN
Country: United States
Last Online: Today
Interested in: Females and Males
               
Age: 33
Ride: Yes
Own a bike: Yes
Status:
Looking for: Friends, riding partners
Religion: Flying Spaghetti Monster
Drink: Drink Socially
Introduction:
Like Ninja I move invisibly, a stealthy shadow amongst the photos of friends...
You've got to be tough if you're gonna be stupid.

Support my shop. Check me out and order a speed bug made in the USA (& not available at Super-Mart) for your bike! www.motopuzi.com thanks!





Ahoy and Welcome aboard!

I've been the world over, north, south, east, and west
But the middle of nowhere's where I like it best
With the hot summer sun and sweat of my brow-
I'm as happy a man as the road will allow!
Fond of a melody and the singing of the note
But a particular fancy for the rhythm of the goat!
To all the Celery salt, spices and rum-
Where am I going, and where did I come from?
Curve after mile, I leave memories and my name;
With life to live over, I'd keep this the same










I have no kids, no pets, and no wedding ring. I do have a pair of sunglasses and assless chaps. And a motorcycle. I like to spend my time pillaging and plundering the pavement ever in search of those elusive dreams of corndogs and cotton candy while easily distracted by loud noises, shiny objects, things that move, and lovely's. I like bad jokes, pizza, and rattle-can black paint jobs. I had a near death experience and learned the meaning of life, but I forgot to write it down. I live in Minnesota, so I ride in the rain. That's when my bike gets washed. Doesn't matter if you're a superstar or street sweeper, no one can escape the Grim Reaper. But it sure is fun to run!

I'm here to socialize with an intention of hanging out in real life here and there. Exchange good times and find "where it's at" or "where it will be". Please feel free to invite me, I just might show up. Kindly send me a note, simple friend requests alone won't get my attention as I will just assume I am to be another number amongst your zillion friends. I'm special, dammit! I don't wear this helmet just for a noggin condom. It might take me a short spell before I write back to messages, I have a tendency to be away for days at a time, maybe because I was abducted by aliens or I ran out of gas....again. Thanks.

Thank you for your support and continue to have a Super day. That's right, I said "Super". No one uses that word anymore, it's time for a revival.

Support my shop. Check me out and order a speed bug made in the USA for your bike! www.motopuzi.com thanks!

Endoftransmission...overandout....**tsht**...



<~~Puzi~~>







Turn ons:
Pirate jokes, laughter, smarts, worldly, kindness, courtesy, manners, ability to talk about more than one's self or sexual prowess, an attention span longer than
Turn offs:
negative energy, Condescending people & attitude, vanity, manipulation, BS & lies, judgemental attitudes, people who lack discipline & self discipline. Some people deserve more than 7 lashes with a sharp witted tongue.
Ideal:

MySpace Comments - Angels
Activities:
Vroom vroom screeeeech! honk! honk! Burrrrrn ouuuuuuut vrooooooooom **crash** dammit....

Rockin' out with the techno twins, Zlad and Veetyr! Wooo!
Interests:
I'm interested in gasoline at $.99/gal.

I'm interested in building a Electrolyzer or hydrogen generator to boost my intake manifold with a hydrogen/oxygen/gasoline cocktail to multiply the economy of my cage motor without the ill effects of power loss, hydrogen embrittlement, and oxidation. I have an idea....

I'm interested in knowing things about stuff. Like, can the Cern project bend quantum physics with its particle accelerator and smash atoms to create a molecular size singularity, and can it be held in an electromagnetic field with enough stability to manipulate power generation such as fusion or alter time-space from it? What will it explain or disprove regarding string theory, and can I try this at home?
Favorite Music:
I'm a hippopotamus and I like to hop! Hey, Veetyr, crank up some base in the face! wooo!
Favorite TV Shows:
I have spent countless hours staying up late and losing sleep watching re-runs of "Lassie" to crack the code of the dog's language so I can apply it to the world around me. After much much research, I have finally cracked it, studied it, and memorized it. As it turns out, dogs pretty much just yell "Hey!" "Hey YOU!" "Hey Youuuu!" a lot.
Favorite Books:
-The Blissful Joy of Illiteracy and the Accidental Adventures You Find Yourself In- An Autobiography

-Things I Overheard While Talking to Myself

-Self Hypnosis 3... 2... 1...
Favorite Quotes:
"What's a puzi?"

"How'd you get that motor in there sideways?"

"Moto what?"

"Fonzie, noooooooooooo!!!!!!"

"Life is Killing me." Type-O-Negative

"Red meat is not bad for you. Blue-green fuzzy meat, though, I would question." ~Smothers Brothers

"Who shit my pants?" ~Hechter

"You're darn right 'Arr'!!!"

"You ARE unique and individual, just like everyone else."

"Unsubscribe me, I don't want any of your issues."

"Foolish mortal!!"

"Why don't you go play in traffic and test Darwin's theory?" ~Mom

"Your logic is dizzying." ~Man in Black~Princess Bride

"I do not think that word means what you think it means." ~Fezzig~ Princess Bride

"I AM the village idiot, and I AM in charge!"

"Mmm! your lip gloss tastes like window. My favorite!" ~The Captain

"Of things, do not ask "why?" but rather "why not?" because that, a band-aid, and a roll of duct tape will cost you only $2.50." ~The Captain

"Sometimes life knocks you down. Other times it kicks you when you're down and makes you eat dirt. I find it fascinating how many people choose to eat dirt anyways." ~The Captain

"We cannot change who we have been,
but can only improve who we are,
to become something greater...
Unless, of course, you are a degenerate..." ~The Captain

"I'm gonna buy you a present for this!"
"A chain saw?"
"...Mmm or maybe a book. But somethin'." ~Micheal Keaton- Multiplicity

"If you don't ever take your eyes off your Sh*p, you'll never see the ocean." ~The Captain

"It's a VACATION! Take your luggage but leave your BAGGAGE!" ~The Captain

"Hey, y'all, watch this!"

"If you drive through life staring into the rear view mirror, you will miss your exits and shouldn't be surprised if a tree runs across the road." ~Boulder

"This guy's gonna get an assfull of pipe wrench!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ
ha ha ha!

"Somebody Screaaaaaaam!!" ~Ruby Rod- The Fifth Element

"When in panic and in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout!!"
About Me:
The Dread Pirate Puzi and his crew are pillaging and plundering the pavement on a never ending quest
From the top of the bottle to the bottom of the glass-
North, south, east or west,
which ever way we roll is always the best!

Nothing to fear but the Serpents of Ess-
~Sand
~~Salt
~~~Snow
~~~~Sleet
~~~~~Ice
~~~~~~Squad cars
~~~~~~~Soccer moms in mini vans
~~~~~~~~law Suits
~~~~~~~~~Psychos
~~~~~~~~~~Cell phone & texting drivers
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