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Interests:
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Favorite Music:
I'm a country girl.
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Favorite TV Shows:
NCIS, House, CSI, Ghost Hunters
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Favorite Movies:
Whatever
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Favorite Books:
Classic novels
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Favorite Quotes:
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
The true soldier fights not because he HATES what is in front of him - but because he LOVES what is behind him.
Too bad stupidity isn't painful.
There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
500,000 sperm cells.... and you had to be the result of the fastest?
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!)
"Walk softly and carry a big stick; never mumble and swing the stick hard."
Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. (SOS = Sink or Swim)
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
Men are like parking spaces, the best ones are always taken, and the rest are handicapped.
When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt within the heart.
Helen Keller
"Illegitimis non carborundum."
Lat., "Don't let the bastards grind you down."
-Gen. Joseph Stilwell
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About Me:
God,
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today,
BECAUSE THEY PISSED ME OFF!!!
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