My name is Mike... I am the donation organization officer for the annual Sandhills Rally Event in historic Johnstown, NE.
(This is NOT a profile downloaded from some other get your profile here type site. I have spent countless hours learning & writing all of the code from the background, pics & widgets to the sizes and colors of the fonts. When I started my profile on this site I had no idea what I was doing! Your right, ... this is simple stuff as far as computer techs are concerned, but, I ain't one of them. I just happen to be proud of what I've accomplished here.)
Rich, ... I want to Thank You for all your help and patience, I never could have learned how to do all this without you!
Just Me & My Ride ...
Some snapshots along lifes highway....
PLEASE !! Sign my guestbook below. Thank You!!
(At the little orange bar inside the bottom of this box. You do not need to be a member of this site to sign my guestbook !!)
About Me: I have been on bikes all my life, I started when I was four years old on a 3.5 HP mini-bike that my grandad won for selling the most shock absorbers at his gas station, and I have been going ever since. Dirt bikes and racin'em as a teen, 180+ mph crotch rockets (out runnin those damn police) in my 20's -n- 30's,(thankfully that was before Omaha got a police helicopter. If you were to ask local friends there is no doubt that I would have made one of those wildest chases shows!) Anyhow, now I'm getting into the cruisers.(It is a lot easier to see the girls this way and they are more apt to ride behind you too!)
I also own and operate a class 8 tractor trailer - (18 wheeler). So, I get all over the country. I mainly travel Omaha, NE to anywhere on the west coast, but I do get to other places as well, just not as often. Unfortunatly, I don't have a way to carry the bike with me, so it stays in Omaha and waits its turn.
Well, let's see, I used to be a Bouncer & male stripper but that was 25 lbs. and Damn! 18 years ago!! Still have a good build with a lil' bit of a belly. I have been lucky enough to be blessed with many very good friends, but, there is always room for more.
P.S. Zingers and practical jokes are a everyday occurance in my circles so be prepared ... because I am very good at it!
Drop a line and say Hi !!
Hey you cage drivers! Hit play here ... and Listen UP ! (Double Click to Play, but stop the jukebox below 1st)
Bootylicious .... The Pussycat Dolls & Snoop Dogg!!! (Double click to Play, but stop the jukebox below 1st)
Damn it girls ... wait for me !! The UltimateTease !!.. (Double Click to play, but stop the jukebox below 1st)
What I'm into: Trucking, Racing (circle track or drags), Motorcycles, Jet Boats, Water Skiing, Snow Skiing, Demolition Derbys and GOOD FRIENDS. Nebraska Cornhusker FOOTBALL !!! & quiet times too ....
Activities: Biking, Bowling, Skiing, the Sandhills Rally, Jet Boating, Cooking, especially love to BBQ, Watch'in my Huskers and Trucking .... lots and lots of trucking.
Interests: Cold drinks and good friends, and what red blooded American male would not put down good looking women?? College Football ... Big XII the DOMINATE conference !! (Not into the pros at all, too many primadonnas), NASCAR, (it would be a lot better if they would let me drive) ... NHRA, the Speed channel (Pinks, Pass Time ect), Boxing, Extreme Cage Fighting & anything to do with Chriss Angel MINDFREAK!
Favorite Music: The Pussycat Dolls (hot hoT HOT!!) to those rockin hair bands, especially Def Leppard, Scorpions, Poison & Kiss to Chuck Berry, Buck Cherry and a lil' bit of the new country music, Carrie Underwood, Toby, Nickelback & Lonestar with some reggae & a little rap thrown in just to make it interesting!! If you find it on my playlist below I'm into it.
Favorite Movies: WILD HOGS, The Longest Yard, Radio, Invinceable, Rudy, We are Marshall, Gone in 60 Seconds ( the origional and the remake), Bedazzled, The origional Walking Tall series I, II & III., Ghostrider.
Turn On's: Blondes, Brunetts & Redheads, Long legs & hair. The wind in my face riding down the highway at 80 MPH !!
Turn Off's: Rainy days, Snow & Slick Roads (when I'm driving the truck), Theives, Know it all's (especially when they prove they don't)...
My Dreams: To build a custom pro street softtail V Twin from the ground up. My own log cabin style house on a private lake, right on the beach. Swimsuits opitional !!
My Heros: Anyone who has served this country in our military. Those that put themselves in harms way so, we can sleep peacefully at night.
Favorite Quotes:
"To Grow Old is Inevitable" .. "To Grow Up OPTIONAL !!" -??
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." - George Carlin
"I would highly suggest that you not judge me,... Based upon your own ignorance." - That one is mine
"The trouble with her is,... that she lacks the power of conversation, but not the power of speech." -??
"Be who you are and say what you feel ... because those who mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind" -Dr. Suess
Where are you? World wide hits on my Biker or Not page! ___________(recently upgraded on 9/26/08)___________
= Vistors on my page right now!
If you cage drivers won't watch it. Maybe at least you will read it !!
But,... You Didn't See Me
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But,... You didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.
I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But,... You didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall.
I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But,... You didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.
I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But,... You didn't see me driving behind you, when you tossed your cigarette butt out the car window.
I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But,... You didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless kids.
I saw you stare at my long hair. But,... You didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.
I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But,... You didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.
I saw you look in fright at my tattoos. But,... You didn't see me cry as my children where born and how I have their names written upon my heart.
I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But,... You didn't see me going home to be with my family.
I saw you complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But,... You didn't see me when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.
I saw you yelling at your kids in the car. But,... You didn't see me pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.
I saw you reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road. But,... You didn't see me squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.
I saw you race down the road in the rain. But,... You didn't see me get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.
I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time. But,... You didn't see me trying to turn right.
I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in. But,... You didn't see me leave the road.
I saw you waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But,... You didn't see me.I wasn't there.
I saw you go home to your family. But,... You didn't see me ... "Because I died that day when you cut me off."
I was just a biker, a person, just like you, with friends and a family.
1992 Suzuki Intruder
Well November is already here, and that damned white stuff is coming round again. I am SO jealous of those that can ride year round. But, then again I enjoy winter sports too. So after tommrrow, Nov. 3rd '08 with an unreal 70 degrees predicted, you can relax in the garage with your buddy the jetboat my faithful friend, and I will see you next spring.
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