BTW. for those of you wonderin why i dont drink.... i have never cared for it i have never had a problem with it nor am a recovering addict.and i have never done drugs either.just thought this is some important information.because i have been asked if i am a recovering addict or drunk.
Frank.......
Are you an Old School Biker
Your Result: You are old school
You are a part of the true biker community. You probably understand the meaning of brotherhood and look after those you ride with as family. Ride Hard - Die Free is not just a fancy patch you bought at a bike rally. You probably ride your bike to Bike Week no matter how far it is. Bikers like you are hard to come by. Keep the shiny side up.
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Just who is Jack Schitt anyway? The geneology has finally been traced. When you read the following, you too can proudly say, "Yes, I know Jack Schitt!"
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a High School drop out.
However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as, Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Two other of the six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and, subsequently married the Happens Brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement headline in the newspaper read: "The Schitt-Happens Wedding." The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them and say, "Oh yes I do!"
Turn offs:
stinky people and know it alls.You see it all the time.a guy gets a bike and grows his hair cuts the sleeves off the shirt and gets a bunch of tats and leather boy hes a bad dude now and gets this attitude about ride to live BS.and jumps on a sport bike
Ideal:
myself lmfao
Activities: HOLDING A STERRING WHEEL AND GRABBIN GEARS.
Interests: GETTING THE JOB DONE AND ON TIME.AND NOT RUNNIN OVER THE DUMB ASSES ON THE HIWAYS AND BYWAYS.
Favorite Music:
CLASSIC ROCK AND OLD COUNTRY NO RAPPY CRAPPY.
Favorite TV Shows: I LIKE A&E,DICOVERY CHANNEL,COLD CASE FILES AND FORENSIC SHOWS.AND CANT FORGET THE GHOST HUNTERS.
Favorite Movies: OLD WESTERNS AND WAR PICS.AND ANYTHING FUNNY
Favorite Books: I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite Quotes: CARRY THE ONE ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND START TO MULTIPLY!!!!!!!!
About Me: Im a very laid back kinda guy,easy to talk to and a very good listener.I am a very positive guy and like others that are the same way.I dont like being around nasty foul mouthed drunk people.I have tendecy to treat you as i perceive you treating me.You give me respect ill be sure to give it back to ya.
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