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 | bert the pervert |
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In a relationship
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Introduction:
Hi folks i'm a biker from Northern Ireland, i'v been riding for more years than i care to remember. I'm into Chops, tattoos, piercings, and generaly having a good old time. I hope some of you biker folk out there want to get in touch, and have a chat.
Cheers Bert |
Turn ons:
Nice smile, happy outlook, and must be open to new people and experiences |
Turn offs:
Negative carping people, and fuckwits who judge people on what they belive in or where they where born. |
Ideal:
Elaine, no one else could put up with me,, LOL!!! | |
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Activities:
riding obviously!!! fishing, riding chating online, riding, reading [when i get time] OH! and riding....
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Interests:
bike rallies, touring, wobbeling about drunk with a stupid grin on my face!!!
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Favorite Music:
EVERYTHING except jazz [musical wank] as the guy from the film The Commitments said. LOL
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Favorite TV Shows:
TVs just noisy wallpaper!!
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Favorite Movies:
wild one, easyrider, worlds fastest Indian, mad max2, rocky-horror picture show, alien, 2001space odyssey, Any weird porn!!!
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Favorite Books:
A Day in the life of Ivan Denisovich, The Onioneaters,.. The Gingerman, Huck Finn,... any John Stienbeck..
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Favorite Quotes:
"NEVER" let the bastards grind you down!!!!........... Treat every day like its your last [ one day you'll be right].............Don't call them bikers until you see them ride..
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About Me:
I HATE people who have a million reasons not to have a bike, ie I'm to old, to young, my wife won't let me LOL,, [leave your balls at the door!!] OH! and my personal fav" i'v a family and i can't afford it" Actually means, thank fuck i knockd someone up and i can now buy a car LMAO!!
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bert the pervert's Albums |
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bert the pervert's Friends |
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bert the pervert's Garage
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1988 Kawasaki chop
Z1300 check out the sissybar |
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1976 Honda snort
Pic taken 1986 |
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1987 Yamaha
my first xs 1100 in 1987 |
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1974 Harley-Davidson shovelhead
my first shovel, what a shead!! |
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1976 Honda
K6 750 honda going to the first Waterford custom show |
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1988 Harley-Davidson Sportster
Sporty chop mid 90s |
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1974 Harley-Davidson
my first shovel when i finnish it |
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1976 Harley-Davidson
my flh after an argument with a car |
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1975 Honda Gold Wing
1975 Goldwing i dont know what i was thinking here, must have been a sudden rush of blood to the head. LOL |
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1981 Suzuki
Early gs 1000s |
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1976 Honda
Tank detail cb 750 chop, and it was low my ex pipes did'nt last a mounth |
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1992 Harley-Davidson Sportster
The Minx Mobile june 1995 Built for Elaine. |
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1988 Kawasaki
Once in a while you feel the need for speed. |
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1987 Harley-Davidson Softail Custom
My first Evo |
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1980 Kawasaki
This bike came close to killing me when it went into a tankslaper on the motorway as i was going flatout, i dont know how it stay'd upright all i did was hang on. |
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1985 Yamaha
XS 1.1 in about 1994 |
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1982 Kawasaki
Z 750 on the way to the 10th waterford show, the last one i was at |
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1982 Kawasaki
Z750 a lot of fab and paintwork done by Sammy Sausage [dont ask] LOL for Elaine as a christmas pressie |
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2000 Special Construction
The contents of my garage in 2003 |
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1972 Harley-Davidson chopper
Siting on my last fullbore hardtial Harley Chop, it,s now living in the South of Ireland and is having a total rebuild |
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2000 Triumph
2000 Triumph Adventurer, i have to say the newer Triumph just don't do it for me. They are good bikes but very bland. |
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2005 Suzuki
My first Trike again built by Sammy Sasuage, a real favourite with all my nephews and neices |
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1979 Moto Guzzi
My T3 i bought it in 06. |
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1988 Harley-Davidson
Thats my mate Dougie [The Black Rider] on it the day he bought it of me it still has the softail custom forklegs in it to help with clearance on the twisty country roads over here. |
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2004 Kawasaki
The only NEW bike i'v ever own'd, and i'll have it till i pop my clogs. this was my second one i bought my first as a damaged repairable, i sold it to a mate looking to get back into biking and i'v just bought it back from him and i'm going to chop it because i'v never seen one as a PROPER chop |
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2002 Kawasaki
VN 1500 trike this is the new paintjob i had done as xmas gift 06 for Elaine |
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