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 | pw38018 |
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Arlington (Memphis), TN |
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Friends, relationships, riding partners
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Introduction:
Hello.
To maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1) Sit in your parked car wtih sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
5) In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Marijuana".
6) With a serious face, order diet water whenever you go out to eat.
7) Specify that your drive-thru order is "To Go".
8) When money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"
9) When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives; they're loose!"
10) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."
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