Introduction: ATTENTION!! READ, UNDERSTAND and RETAIN ALL OF THE INFORMATION IN MY PROFILE BEFORE REQUESTING TO ADD.
I am not here for a popularity contest! I would rather have 1 good friend than 1000 posers looking to run-up their "friend" numbers. With that being said, if I deny your request, it does not mean that I hate you...Hell I don't even know you! All it means is that I looked at your profile and it did not interest me. I am also not here for internet dating. I am not going to play the e-mail/IM games and waste my time on someone that I will probably never meet face to face. What I am really here to do is find REAL people who share my enjoyment of the lifestyle that I have chosen.
UPDATE 1/9/2008! I despise having to go further into this whole "FRIENDS" thing, but some people on here have left me no choice. If you do not have the time to fill out your profile completely, what makes you think you have the time to be a "FRIEND"? It's just plain lazy...not a good characteristic to have. If you have 800 "FRIENDS", that is on you! You do not have to explain to me why you have so many to be my friend. Actually, that is kind of pathetic. Think about it, you want to be my friend so you tell me that most of the other people whom you added or added you, really dont rate! And finally(for now LOL) this is Bikerornot, not EfuckinHarmony. Do not e-mail/IM me telling me where you live and how much we have in common. If I want to know any of that, I will ask you!
I ride a Harley, you can ride whatever the fuck you want! But...just because you are on two wheels, that does not automatically make you my "Brother". With the popularity of H-D and Custom Bikes at it's peak, the word "Brother" is dished out more than it should be. Do you even know what kind of person you are calling "Brother"? A word to the wise, it has a lot more of a meaning to some than it does to others.
I was raised proper, I still use words like "Sir" and "Ma'am" when appropiate. I can be a gentleman or a DICK! YOU'RE attitude decides which one I am to YOU. I am sarcastic and have a very dry and dark sense of humor. In other words, if you can't take a joke...move on.
I spent over 12 years in the United States Marine Corps and have been all over this world. There are not too many things that suprise me anymore. I have never or will ever regret the time that I served my country. I will be proud of that until the day that I die and I feel sorry for the men in this country that cannot say the same. SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!
Currently I set my kickstand in Georgia. I still call Ohio my home because I lived there the longest and that is where my family is. I have also lived in Illinois, North Carolina and Colorado. I enjoyed all of them for different reasons and would not hesitate to go back to any of them.
I am now a motorcycle technician(I hate that word), I'm a "WRENCH". I currently work on Big Dogs, Big Bear Chopper's, American Ironhorse, Wild West, BMC, Rucker, Saxon and of course Harley-Davidson. I enjoy my job and the people I meet in the process. I am not a know-it-all, but I know alot and I'm always looking to learn.
Ladies, if you are a drug abuser or alcoholic, leave this page now and don't ever come back! I am so tired of getting my knuckles bloody over your incoherient ass being oblivious to what you are saying and to whom you are saying it to.
Turn ons:
Redheads, Brunettes, stockings, high heels, boyshorts, tanlines, a woman who know's what she want's and a lady in public and a freak in the bed. My wife and my girlfriend getting along!
Turn offs:
High maintenance women(It doesn't matter how good she looks, somebody, somewhere is tired of her shit)!, drama, bullshit and people who do not put their real pics on here.
Ideal:
Everyone has faults!
Activities: I work, ride, party and take pictures.
Interests: Photography(erotic/Black&White), Bikes, Women, Music, Coors and Jim Beam.
Favorite Music:
Metal...www.Chronixradio.com....Kick Ass Online metal station! Check these guys out www.volbeat.dk
Favorite TV Shows: CSI(all of them) Criminal Minds, House, Saturday Night Live, WEC, PINKS
Favorite Movies: Monty Pythons' Search for the Holy Grail, The Breakfast Club, Natural Born Killer's, Pulp Fiction, American History X, Full Metal Jacket, The Jason Bourne Trilogy, National Treasure, etc.
Favorite Books: Anything by Koontz
Favorite Quotes: A Drunk Man's words are a Sober Man's thought's
"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say." - Anon
About Me: I don't KISS and TELL, I FUCK and BRAG! Any questions?
1993 Harley-Davidson Springer Softail This is my baby, not too much left stock on her. Heads have been milled .060, Andrews EV 27 cam, Taper-lite removeable push-rods. Rivera Pro clutch(suicide/jockey shift). High flow air filter(K&N), Black Samson up-swept big guns. 14" apes, 21"RevTech Spike front wheel, modified stock Fatboy rear wheel, custom paint and dash, spring seat. Almost 70,000 miles and starts every time. One dependable ol' gal.....I love her.