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 | Gator is back at home and moping again, but had fun |
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Tampa Bay Area, FL |
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| Looking for: |
Friends, riding partners
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Introduction:
First let me start by stating that i need another useless fair weather "friend" (one that bails out at the first hint of trouble) or another supposed "friend" who talks shit behind my back at the drop of a hat like i need another freakin' hole in my damned head. so if you fit either of these categories then keep fucking trucking! now with that said........
here's a little about what it is i actually do! i am not in the merchant marines i am a surveyor navigator engineer on pipe-lay barges, research vessels, dive support vessels and a treasure hunting ship. i am a contractor (work for myself) and travel a hell of a LOT! i basically tell the client where they are, where they need (or are supposed) to be, and then verify what ever they are building is where it is supposed to be using GPS (satellite)for vessel positioning and underwater acoustics (USBL or LBL) for sub-sea positioning! thats about what i do in a nutshell!
i generally work 60 on (and here is where the problem ALWAYS arise!) and 30 off (no problems at all in this category), so i am gone a lot, have i mentioned that i am gone a lot? LMMFAO!thus the "single" status on my Bio! seems i may have to amend my definition of a woman that doesn't have difficulty keeping "it" in her pants whilst i am away! i mean of course monogamy is VERY important, but so is having certain things that are set aside for you and your significant other as well, don't ya think? ROTFLMMFAO!
well i as s said i have a big family and we are very tight i don't go anywhere without some of them tagging along, usually anyway. i am very old fashioned and have been looking for THAT someone who is the same. there is acceptable behavior for single folks and acceptable behavior for "attached" folks in my book. i practice what i preach and do not disrespect my significant other and will not tolerate less in return. as everyone says on here "life is short" and though my life, principles and morals are not for everyone, they are for ME and appear to be for my significant other as well. my lines of acceptable and unacceptable remain constant, they do not and will not move! I never say its OK once and get mad the next time, i am a good decent TRUE family man, fun and very funny guy, consider myself fairly intelligent, i have hundreds of friends all over the world, i have a great Job a great life and am a very good provider, and in my opinion the sacrifice i ask for seems pale in comparison to the benefits that i bring to the table.
so in my humble opinion i refuse to settle for less then honesty and respect, and it seems as though some folks feel as though there is a rather Morpheus type definition of these words at times! sorry i know bikers are stereotyped as being or are supposed to be being some kind of game playing ho dog and all that shit, but that's just not me, never has been and never will be. i love to party and have fun and ride and go to all the rally's etc etc etc. and now it seems as though maybe my quest for that special person i have outlined, kind of a kindred spirit who can put up with with me and also know where the lines is and can honor it continues. and yes i will probably find her riding a unicorn through Atlantis with Elvis riding bitch and had a Do-Do bird on each shoulder! LMMFAO! well you asked for it you got it, there is a lil' more about me! hello hello hello is there anybody in there.........
| Are you an Old School Biker Your Result: You are old school You are a part of the true biker community. You probably understand the meaning of brotherhood and look after those you ride with as family. Ride Hard - Die Free is not just a fancy patch you bought at a bike rally. You probably ride your bike to Bike Week no matter how far it is. Bikers like you are hard to come by. Keep the shiny side up. | | You are new school | | Are you an Old School Biker
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Turn ons:
Honesty, faithfulness, loyalty maybe even a modicum of perseverance? someone who's outlook on life isn't so myopic that they feel a ledger must be kept to make ensure that they aren't somehow being cheated out of something real or imagined! someone who act |
Turn offs:
how much time do you have? assholes blocking left lane, people who think they know everything (they truly do irritate the hell out of us who do! LMMFAO!) women who want the remote, finding ways to move my stuff around when offshore, break ups, logistic pro |
Ideal:
ROTFLMMFAO! yeah right! i reckon anyone who feels they might like to date or go out i will give them my phone list of friends and family so that they can call them and hear what they have to say right off the bat, (since i don't know which ones talk shit a | |
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Favorite Quotes:
In honor of George... lest we forget! LMMFAO! you will be missed my man!
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster?
New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged . I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.'
New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keep sakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Good, we're done.
New Rule:There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but, without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the a ** hole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and One NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge a ** hole.
New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering My PIN number, pressing 'Enter,' verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want Cash back, and pressing 'Enter' again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you Spiritual. It's right above the crack of your a ** . And it translates to 'beef with broccoli.' The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN Recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait, they're already doing that. It's called 'The Howard Stern Show.'
New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.
New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.
New Rule: And this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell If he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam, Dude. I just want to wash my hands
New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, 'Do you want fries with that?'
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