Introduction:
I stick to the people close to home, those who make an impression, or people I have known previously. If you want me to post your business name on here, the usual advertising rates apply.
If you've got spider webs in your head, please keep right on moving. I have my weekly quota of crazy already, thanks, and I do NOT suffer fools gladly.
I've been riding for over 20 years (off and on) and bought my first bike when I was 15.
I hold my friends and family in high regard. I will go to the ends of the earth for my friends and I expect the same in return. If you're not ready to give as good as you get, then please don't act like you will.
Turn ons:
Quiet confidence. Long, curly hair, a spontaneous smile, and bright sparkling eyes. Great sense of humor. Cuddling. Spur of the minute plans. Thunderstorms!
Turn offs:
LIGHT BEER (Sweet Creeping Jesus! ICK!) Drugs, drunks, bullies, know-it-alls, attitudes, people with no respect for others, control freaks, arrogance, jealousy, drama.
Ideal:
A happy woman who is beautiful inside and out. Great sense of humor, sultry, and sensuous. A mellow personality with a laid-back style. Confident and independent. She knows who she is and she makes no apologies for it.
Activities:
Reading, riding when I can, tinkering with bikes. I ride with 3 groups in the Mid Cities area and we meet several times a month during the Winter and talk bikes, plan rides, and just enjoy each other's company.
Favorite Music:
Late-60's to early 80's rock, I like some heavy metal bands (AC/DC) and "Arena Oriented Rock" bands, Southern rock, Skynrd, Bob Seger, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Joe Cocker, Van Halen, Jimmy Buffett, Liz Phair. But the Eagles RULE! They are the BEST!
Favorite TV Shows:
Question: What do you call people who watch too much television?
Answer: Vidiots.
(OK, I think "Two and a Half Men" is the funniest show on TV.) ;>D
Favorite Movies:
"Tombstone", "Slaughterhouse-Five"(not a hacker/slasher film), "The Game", "My Cousin Vinny", "Stripes", "Caddyshack", "Slap Shot", "Dirty Harry", "Bedazzled" (with Elizabeth Hurley; HAVE MERCY!!!), "A League of Their Own", "Mr. Mom", "Bullitt", "The Long Kiss Goodnight".
Favorite Books:
Any of Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.'s early work.
'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. A Las Vegas road trip, a Vincent Black Shadow, and Gonzo journalism at it's finest.
"The Threat" by Andrew Cockburn. An older book taking a critical look at the farce of Cold-War defense spending and how the American people were screwed out of millions of dollars supporting it. Again.
Favorite Quotes:
"We don't beat the reaper by living longer, we beat the reaper by living well and living fully" -- Randy Pausch, "The Final Lecture"
"Why don't we at least look? We can always step away from it if it's crap." -- Dr. Paul Goering, Allina Medical's executive director for mental health on the use of non-prescription alternatives.
"Don't let the bastards grind you down" -- Latin phrase
"You know that 'look' women get when they want sex? Me neither" -- Steve Martin
"If you want to hear God laugh, tell him YOUR plans" -- Unknown
"Well, THAT ain't gonna happen!" - Me
About Me:
I have had numerous lady passengers who accompany me on rides, which makes the ride more enjoyable for both of us.
I love hot coffee, long warm hugs, and single malt Scotch on ice. I can have more fun sober than you can drunk, and I have a VERY funny sense of humor. I'm very choosy about my booze, my ladies, and my friends, but if you're one of them it's probably for life.
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