BikerOrNot -- Jewelz - 42 - Female - United States - 100% Free Biker Dating and Social Networking

Activities:
Love the lake, riding, (passenger only), camping, swimming.I love at the end of summer when I take off my swimsuit and it still looks like I'm wearing one ;)

Interests:
reading, antiquing, old houses, auctions

Favorite Music:
Led Zep, Pink Floyd,Bob Segar, little bit of this, little bit of that

Favorite TV Shows:
History, Discovery, A & E, Comedy Central, This Old House, anything REAL.

Soap operas are for desperate housewives too afraid to live their own lives.

Favorite Movies:
too many to list

Favorite Books:
Any thing that makes me think. :)

Favorite Quotes:
No honey for me if it comes with a bee~Sappho

What we obtain too cheap we esteem too lightly~Thomas Paine

Those who have it don't need to flaunt it ~Malcolm Forbes

~Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon, bitches.

Life's too short for bad partners or cheap chocolate. Or cheap partners and bad chocolate ~Me

~MOST women are bitches~Me

I'd rather be alone than WISH I was ~ Me :)

Beauty fades. Dumb is forever~ Judge Judy

People will forget what you SAID. People will forget what you DID. But people will never ever forget how you made them FEEL.

~~~~~~~~~~~~Bitch Less......Love More~~~~~~~~~~~~~

About Me:
Life isn't about 3 carot rocks or $300 purses. I enjoy nice things but they don't define me. Not into fake nails, fake tits, or fake people. No drama for or from this momma.This Jewel is cool. You should be too. I have a good life. I just know that with the right man it'd be even better!

Here's a few thoughts on what I like and don't like.

If you have a screen name of MUFDVR, lonelyinND, or anything along the line of telling me how desperate you are in one word, don't send a request.

If you are in a "complicated" situation I REQUEST you DON'T REQUEST to be my friend. WTF is complicated? No thanks. BIG people like it simple, sweet, peaceful and REAL. You have to be insane to voluntarily pursue anything "complicated".

So you want to be my friend? How about a lil message with a request. What do we have in common besides the love of riding?

Once we become friends, please don't send me unsolicited pics of your STUFF. You'll know it if I wanna see it.

Don't ask me for pics of my tits. I've got IT and I don't need to show strangers. Fine line between sexy and sleazy. Confidence is sexy. Desperate women with sloppy double D's are not.

Don't be naming the kids you THINK we should have in your 3rd email. CLING ONS GO AWAY

Are you a RUB? Don't waste my time. I want a REAL man who rides both his bike AND me :) for all the RIGHT reasons~Passion~Purpose~Pride~

Are all your favorite quotes about drinking all day and not remembering things? Get help. I LOVE a good party, but if JACK is your BEST friend I am not your JILL. They did fall down that hill, didn't they??? I wanna ride for many years to come and not in a wheelchair! The King and Queen can surely enjoy some CROWN as long as there's a safe way back to the castle.

We are ALL getting older by the minute, BUT if you are nearing the beautiful point where you are eligible for your AARP discount card and are STILL living by a teenage mantra of "he who bangs the most bitches wins", you need to defect to myspace and mingle with the other BOYS.

If you just got out of a loveless marriage and are looking for validation from as many women as possible to give you some sick sense of self esteem, don't bother me. Find some self worth. Not even a 100 women can fill the void of a way beyond empty heart. If you can be OK alone, that's when you are good FOR and WITH someone.

I can't MAKE anyone happy. I can't make the sun shine. But I CAN help you find your Soul Shine if you have 'misplaced' yours.

People who like them selves don't need EVERYONE'S approval.

Although I can appreciate the beauty in women, I cannot help but laugh at some of the profiles and pics I see here. How sad that a woman thinks her best assets are her 'twins."
and makes posts about her ability to contort and lick herself clean. Yuck.

The very best GOOD girls know HOW and WHEN its VERY GOOD to be a lil bit BAD.

I don't NEED the shallow attention from a 1000 men. I WANT one deserving man to show some deep appreciation to.

He's out there thinking the same thing about a woman.

If you know him tell him to send me a smile :)

I like to think that in the good life that I have had, the best is yet to come.

I HATE winter and a goal down the road is a better climate. More riding time ;)

There's one good man out there who's going to find out how truly good it is to be KING.

So says the Queen.

Notice I didn't say Princess. This is a NO BITCH ZONE :)