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shyonebrick is hangin at home with the boy

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Sex:Male
Location: Indianapolis, IN
Country: United States
Last Online: Yesterday
               
Age: 45
Ride: Yes
Own a bike: Yes
Status: In a relationship
Looking for:
Religion: Catholic
Drink: Drink Regularly
Introduction:


When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.



When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.



In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.



So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.



Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy...



She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her.



She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a pretty girl with big tits.

Turn offs:
Emotionally unstable chicks.
Ideal:
I'll know when I meet her.
Activities:
I enjoy the long rides
Interests:
I am the VP and Director of the Cheyenne foundation for Kids
Favorite Music:
Anything but (c)rap
Favorite TV Shows:
Please take just a minute to read this, then remember to take another minute when you're driving to LOOK and LISTEN .... hear us, see us before you turn, before you change lanes, before you pull out, know where we are .... please!




JUST A BIKER

I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.
But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last
Sunday.


I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the
sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local Mall.


I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you
saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.


I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by.
But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you
didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.


I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my
friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.


I saw you roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But
you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old ones to those that had none.


I saw you look in fright at my tattoos. But you didn't see me cry
as my children where born or have their name written over and in my heart.


I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But you
didn't see me going home to be with my family.

I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But
you didn't see me when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you yelling at your kids in the car. But you didn't see me pat
my child's hand knowing she was safe behind me.


I saw you reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.
But you didn't see me squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

I saw you race down the road in the rain. But you didn't see me get
soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.
But you didn't see me trying to turn right.

I saw you cut me off because you needed to
be in the lane I was in, but you didn't see me leave the road.
I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But you
didn't see me. I wasn't there......

I saw you go home to your family. But you didn't see me. Because I
died that day you cut me off......


I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family. But you
didn't see me.

Repost this around in hopes that people will understand the biker
community. If you don't repost this, it sucks to be you. I hope you never lose
someone that rides.

EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE US, RESPECT OUR RIGHTS TO RIDE WHAT WE CHOOSE AND TAKE A FEW EXTRA SECONDS TO BE SURE WE ARE NOT IN 'YOUR' WAY, PLEASE!


Favorite Movies:
THE LIFE SAVER TEST


A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of (taste) on first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red........................Cherry

Yellow...................Lemon

Green...................Lime

Orange................Orange

Fina ll y the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God!! They're ass-holes !!!!
Favorite Quotes:
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.


'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.


If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.


If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.


If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.


She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So - if you give her crap,
you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle

Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

About Me:
I guess it's time to tell you more about me.

I have been riding for more than half my life. There were periods of my life that I had no place to rest my head yet I still had a bike, I guess that makes me a bit old school.

I have a 10 year old son that I spend a great deal of time with. He is my best bud. I assist with the football and wrestling teams and I am competitive spelling coach for the 4th, 5th, and 6th grade at his school.

I absolutely love watching people enjoy the food I prepare. Cooking is a passion of mine.

The friends I have are irreplaceable and I do my best to let them know that.

I enjoy laughing as well as making those around me laugh. I'm pretty laid back and stress free but never ever mistake my kindness for weakness.

I can usually see right through the posers, cheats and liars.

I was blessed with the uncanny ability to see straight through the bullshit, so sell it elsewhere.

I will be back to add to this.
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  2003 Harley-Davidson 100th Anniversary Edition
  1999 Harley-Davidson Fatboy
The Cheyenne Foundation for Kids memorial bike
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