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 | Painted Lady wonders why people think kids need TOYS for a holiday. How about warm clothes, blankets, shoes, a decent dinner, education, and |
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Inland Empire, CA |
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Black Top and Chrome! |
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Introduction:
Calculate the Wind Chill Factor
I ride year round, do you? Of course, sometimes I do drive my truck, the dog likes to go for a ride not to mention it's a work truck!
I am 5'6", Blond/Blue, Quick Witted, Full Bodied, Hedonistic, Quirky, Predatory, Carnivorous, EXTREMELY Heterosexual, Pierced, and PAINTED LADY! Like a fine wine; much better with age, not to be squandered nor offered to fools. I'm here for friends, acquaintances, chats, and whatever else when I find the time.
If you wear a patch, that's YOUR responsibility, YOUR problem, and if you want respect from me, you had best offer a bit first. A patch doesn't make you any better than anyone else. Personally, I have a mind of my own and prefer to be in control of my own destiny, thus I ride my OWN bike. I ride; I'm here FOR the ride, and any and all other bullshit takes a back seat. Not mine, of course, don't have one. So keep your whining to your brothers and sisters, they're probably used to it.
What IS it about having to have a patch on your back? You BELONG...... Gee, I remember when riding a bike meant you didn't belong, you were outcast among outcasts, even..... No honor among thieves anymore. They'd as soon stab you in the back than smile to your face.
Give me the wide open roads and a friendly nod or wave now and then and I'm perfectly happy.
I have little tolerance for idiots. Ignorance is fixed with education; stupid goes on forever.
MY RULES FOR A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP:
1. MUST BE AN UNMARRIED MAN
2. MUST HAVE YOUR OWN RUNNING MOTORCYCLE
3. MUST BE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED OR INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY
4. NO TOBACCO USE, KEEP IT SACRED
5. NO DRUNKS, BARFLIES, OR ALCOHOLICS. DRINKING IS ONE THING, BEING A DRUNK IS ANOTHER
6. LIE TO ME, YOU'RE GONE
7. FUCK AROUND ON ME, YOU'RE GONE
8. SEX IS A GOOD THING AND BASICALLY THE ONLY THING I REALLY NEED OR WANT A MAN FOR. IGNORE ME AND YOU'RE GONE!
9. MY CREATURE COMFORTERS; 2 CATS, 1 BORDER COLLIE. NO HARM WILL COME TO THEM.
YOU ONLY GET ONE CHANCE, DON'T SCREW IT UP!!!
I'm old, tired, and not into games of any sort other than scrabble, backgammon, perhaps canasta or cribbage, and occasionally black jack! Well, running around naked in my woods is always an option!
I've been riding motorcycles since my brother stole his first one when I was ten. I love dirt bikes, always have, always will, and have even dirt biked a Harley or two! My first street bike, an HD '77 FXE, I bought in 1979 after a near-fatal car accident. Chopped out in a '67 Corbin Gentry rigid frame, Raskul had three wires, three cables, no front brake, no front fender, SU carb, solo seat, wrinkle black cases, flat black jugs and heads, black chromed rocker boxes with a show chrome kit, 2" black chrome shotgun pipes.... A precursor of these big fancy high dollar machines the RUBs buy today. I rode that bike for more than 13 years and over 100k miles. I ride my bike like I ride a horse; an extension of my being. Thus, I'm not a newbie motorcycle rider. There were very few women owner/riders when I started street riding. I'm elated to see so many more and the respect of the men riding with them.
My Little Pony, my current ride, is an 05 FXSTS, Softail Springer. I don't care if I need a damn degree to figure the wiring, it's my bike and I ride it like no other. Currently, I've got 24.5k on it, owned it four years. Before I had my Springer, I had an 05 Dyna Low Rider (piece of shit) that had the typical Dyna oil consumption issues. A top end at 10k, looking at another at 20k, traded it in, so in five years, two bikes, that makes 43k. Not too shabby, now go get yours out of the freakin' garage and let's RIDE!!!
I was raised in the country; learned to hunt, fish, live off the land, and survive. I can and will: skin a buck, butcher rabbits, goats, and other edible meats, cut, wrap, freeze, smoke, cook, can, and uh, yea, I eat meat! Not too fond of fish and no waterbugs at all unless covered in toasted coconut. I grow my own vegetables when I can and I'm one helluva cook. I'm also proficient at wild edibles and tend to 'eat the weeds' in my salads and as a side dish. My little ranch in NM has loads of Pinyon, and that's a money crop in its own right.
My Dad raced flathead 80 prototypes back in his day. He was an awesome man, old when I was born, and he wasn't always nice. There are some days I even miss him a bit. I know he was proud of me and my first bike, rode along with me, even though he was riding rice rockets then, he always had a thing for speed. A true hunter/gatherer, my dad taught me the ways of the land, respect for my betters, tolerance for the lesser, and to out shoot and out drink whenever possible though never at the same time.
I don't belong to ABATE, CBA, MMA, any club, church, social organization. I DON'T DO POLITICS. I will associate with whomever I please, whenever, wherever, if so ever! I have friends of many colors both of patch and skin. I support THEM who support ME. I am and will be Independent and ride until the day I forget who I am, and will most likely be out riding anyway. It's not that I can't hang, its just not for me. The joy of life and riding gets lost in the GOTTA DUES. As for partners, if you have a patch, I am not in your future. If ya ain't got the sense to do something right with your life, just keep the hell away from me.
My career has, until now, been in Genetics. (8 years Clinical, 5 years Analytical Research) I've also been a microbiology tech, a bookseller/merchant, private duty nurse, fortuneteller, the token heterosexual in a landscape company, and wrangler on a cow/calf operation. Currently I'm semi retired, worked a bit as a substitute Special Ed teacher at the Pine Hill School, Ramah Navajo Reservation, and now I'm working a dream.... I have ten Thoroughbreds in my care and one paint pony.
FYI, you guys who say I'll just LOVE anal sex with you... forget it. Go find yourself a boy toy, someone who'll appreciate either your latent homosexuality or lack of adequate manhood to satisfy a woman in the proper manner! Not to mention, I prefer a man who can control him self rather than trying to control someone else.
As for my religious/spiritual beliefs, those are personal perspectives, each to their own. I'd be happy to discuss my knowledge of cultural Theosophy, my natural "gifts and talents", and the demise of intellectual humanity due to organized religion. There is NO reason why I need a dead jewish guy to save me from whatever you think I've done wrong. Death is just that, dead! Lack of oxygen to the brain. However, it could be a doorway into another existence or not!
I follow the 9 Noble Virtues, the explanation of which is at the top of this profile. There is no other way to live, no other guidelines that fit every society and culture. But, don't be surprised to see me dancing naked under a full moon or a night sky full of stars. Care to join me?
Regardless of what I do or don't believe, I am honest enough to have an open mind and allow others their right to believe as they so choose. Enlightenment is awesome! I feel religious and sexual preferences are quite personal and it's no one's business what goes on behind closed doors!
So, drop me a line. Who knows, I may show up in your neighborhood on my way to somewhere else.
| What's your inner spirit? | 
Phoenix
You are free, loyal, and caring. You wish to help all those in need and heal all wounds of those you care about, no matter what the cost. |
Tests from Testriffic |
When in doubt, RIDE!!
Ride Free and LIVE!!!!
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Turn ons:
The Deep Rumble of Harley Pipes, Tattoo Machines, Ruggedly Handsome Men, Intelligent Conversation, Living Dreams, Fine Horseflesh, Campfires, Stargazing, Dancing, and anything to do with water. |
Turn offs:
Tobacco Smoke, Drunks, Alcoholics, Posers, Sheeple, Assholes, Pricks, Liars, Cheats... SKANKS!... damn, that's most of society! |
Ideal:
My Ideal
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Activities:
Riding, Round Ups, Rallies, and Rodeos.
I love the Rallies; love the ride there, the rides while I'm there, and the ride home. Everything else is a waste of time and money!
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Interests:
Bein' IN THE WIND, Bein' on my Harley, horses, an awesome Man... Body Modifications, Anglo-Saxon heritage, phytopharmaceuticals, and living my dreams.
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Favorite Music:
Most
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Favorite TV Shows:
Don't have a TV
http://www.hulu.com
http://www.joost.com
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Favorite Movies:
Have many, watch many more.
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Favorite Books:
Books are so I don't have to know everything, only where to look it up! I have collections of folklores, fairy tales, mythologies, SciFi/SciFact (love symbolic mathematics!), and many reference materials.
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Favorite Quotes:
Men should consider a fat tattooed Lady;
they'd have warmth in the winter,
shade in the summer,
and moving pictures all year 'round.
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About Me:
a fat tattooed Lady
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