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Painted Lady too late for rodeo, Anyone do Sunday Brunch out here, ride out early, eat, ride the long way back? I'm interested!

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Sex:Female
Location: Inland Empire, CA
Country: United States
Last Online: Yesterday
               
Age: 52
Ride: Yes
Own a bike: Yes
Status: Single
Looking for:
Religion: Black Top and Chrome!
Drink: Drink Socially
Introduction:

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Calculate the Wind Chill Factor
I ride year round, do you? Of course, sometimes I do drive my truck, the dog likes to go for a ride not to mention it's a work truck!

I am 5'6", Blond/Blue, Quick Witted, Full Bodied, Hedonistic, Quirky, Predatory, Carnivorous, EXTREMELY Heterosexual, Pierced, and PAINTED LADY! Like a fine wine; much better with age, not to be squandered nor offered to fools. I'm here for friends, acquaintances, chats, and whatever else when I find the time.

Ignorance is fixed with education; stupid goes on forever. I have little tolerance for idiots.

If you wear a patch, that's YOUR responsibility. I'm not interested. I need no part in needing to be a part of something other than one on one. Give me the wide open roads with a friendly nod or wave now and then.

I'm an older woman, tired, and not into games of any sort other than scrabble, backgammon, perhaps canasta or cribbage, and occasionally black jack! Well, running around naked in my woods is always an option! I ride, a lot. Could possibly be persuaded to feign interest in someone who rides as well.

I've been riding motorcycles since my brother stole his first one when I was ten. I love dirt bikes, always have, always will, and have even dirt biked a Harley or two! My first street bike, an HD '77 FXE, I bought in 1979 after a near-fatal car accident. Chopped out in a '67 Corbin Gentry rigid frame, Raskul had three wires, three cables, no front brake, no front fender, SU carb, solo seat, wrinkle black cases, flat black jugs and heads, black chromed rocker boxes with a show chrome kit, 2" black chrome shotgun pipes.... A precursor of these big fancy high dollar machines the RUBs buy today. I rode that bike for more than 13 years and over 100k miles. I ride my bike like I ride a horse; an extension of my being. Thus, I'm not a newbie motorcycle rider. There were very few women owner/riders when I started street riding. I'm elated to see so many more and the respect of the men riding with them.

My Little Pony, my current ride, is an 05 FXSTS, Softail Springer. I don't care if I need a damn degree to figure the wiring, it's my bike and I ride it like no other. Currently, I've got 24.5k on it, owned it four years. Before I had my Springer, I had an 05 Dyna Low Rider (piece of shit) that had the typical Dyna oil consumption issues. A top end at 10k, looking at another at 20k, traded it in, so in five years, two bikes, that makes 43k. Not too shabby, now go get yours out of the freakin' garage and let's RIDE!!!

I was raised in the country; learned to hunt, fish, live off the land, and survive. I can and will: skin a buck, butcher rabbits, goats, and other edible meats, cut, wrap, freeze, smoke, cook, can, and uh, yea, I eat meat! Not too fond of fish and no waterbugs at all, but sometimes the shrimp don't stand a chance.. I grow my own vegetables when I can and I'm one helluva cook. I'm also proficient at wild edibles and tend to 'eat the weeds' in my salads and as a side dish. I have a small ranch full of Pinyon, the best pine nut in the world.

My Dad raced flathead 80 prototypes back in his day. He was an awesome man, old when I was born, and he wasn't always nice.. He rode with me, even though he was riding rice rockets then, he always had a thing for speed. A true hunter/gatherer, my dad taught me the ways of the land, respect for my betters, tolerance for the lesser, and to out shoot and out drink whenever possible but never at the same time.

I don't belong to ABATE, CBA, MMA, any club, church, social organization. I DON'T DO POLITICS. I will associate with whomever I please, whenever, wherever, if so ever! I have friends of many colors both of patch and skin. I support THEM who support ME. I am and will be Independent and ride until the day I forget who I am, and will most likely be out riding anyway. It's not that I can't hang, its just not for me. The joy of life and riding gets lost in the GOTTA DUES. As for partners, if you have a patch, I am not in your future, and just keep the hell away from me.

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My career has, until now, been in Genetics. (8 years Clinical, 5 years Analytical Research) I've also been a microbiology tech, a bookseller/merchant, private duty nurse, fortuneteller, the token heterosexual in a landscape company, and wrangler on a cow/calf operation. Currently I'm semi retired, worked a bit as a substitute Special Ed teacher at the Pine Hill School, Ramah Navajo Reservation. I got my NM Groom and Pony Person license this year. Worked a bit with Thoroughbred race horses and now tend Olympic Equestrian Team endurance horses. Major athletes! Lucky me. :)

FYI, you guys who say I'll just LOVE anal sex with you... forget it. Go find yourself a boy toy, someone who'll appreciate either your latent homosexuality or lack of adequate manhood to satisfy a woman in the proper manner! Not to mention, I prefer a man who can control his self rather than trying to control someone else.

My religious/spiritual beliefs, like sexual preference, are personal perspectives, each to their own. I'd be happy to discuss my knowledge of cultural Theosophy, my natural "gifts and talents", and the demise of intellectual humanity due to organized religion. There is NO reason why I need a dead jewish guy to save me from whatever you think I've done wrong. Dead is dead! Lack of oxygen to the brain. Who cares what comes after. Live NOW!

I follow the 9 Noble Virtues, Awesome artwork I snagged at the top of the page.. That's me. Nothing else, no gods, false or otherwise, Just me. But, don't be surprised to see me dancing naked under a full moon or a night sky full of stars in full ecstasy of their glorious existance.. Care to join me? I am, however, a devotee of Mother Earth and a subject to Father Time.


When in doubt, RIDE!!

Turn ons:
The Deep Rumble of Harley Pipes, Tattoo Machines, Ruggedly Handsome Men, Intelligent Conversation, Living Dreams, Fine Horseflesh, Campfires, Stargazing, Dancing, and anything to do with water.
Turn offs:
Tobacco Smoke, Drunks, Alcoholics, Posers, Sheeple, Assholes, Pricks, Liars, Cheats... SKANKS!... damn, that's most of society!
Ideal:
My Ideal
Activities:
Riding, Round Ups, Rallies, and Rodeos.
I love the Rallies; love the ride there, the rides while I'm there, and the ride home. Everything else is a waste of time and money!
Interests:
Bein' IN THE WIND, Bein' on my Harley, horses, an awesome Man... Body Modifications, Anglo-Saxon heritage, phytopharmaceuticals, and living my dreams.
Favorite Music:
Most
Favorite TV Shows:
Don't have a TV
http://www.hulu.com
http://www.joost.com
Favorite Movies:
Have many, watch many more.
Favorite Books:
Books are so I don't have to know everything, only where to look it up! I have collections of folklores, fairy tales, mythologies, SciFi/SciFact (love symbolic mathematics!), and many reference materials.
Favorite Quotes:
Men should consider a fat tattooed Lady;
they'd have warmth in the winter,
shade in the summer,
and moving pictures all year 'round.
About Me:
a fat tattooed Lady
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