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Relationships, riding partners
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Religion: |
Church of Two Wheels |
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Turn ons:
tiny women, slinky women, boobs, kinky women, boobs, Patron Silver, smart women, boobs, midnight on the 101, did I metion boobs? |
Turn offs:
clingy women, fat chicks, bad spelling, heavy perfume |
Ideal:
doesn't exist, but a smart, little woman with nice boobs and a bottle of Tequila or a bag of weed is close enough! | |
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Activities:
Skeet Shooting, bowling ( is that really a sport?), naked frisbee, antler dancing, full leathers football (winter riding season only)
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Interests:
Jan Saudek photography, Guitars, Cadillacs, Hillbilly Music, Slow Dancing, Body Spray (NO perfume, please), Motorcycles (Old School Bobbers, Back Street Choppers, Rat Bikes, NO stock bikes or store- bought Choppers), Smart Women, Crossword Puzzles, Humbolt Co. Agriculture, Green Olives, deviled eggs, pre- Columbian art, Digital Photography, the Neurosciences, Whittling,
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Favorite Music:
anything melodic, rhythmic , bluesy, Alison Kraus, Clapton, James Taylor, AC/ DC, CSNY, Brad Paisley, Sting, Willie, Roy Orbison , Tom Petty, Don Henley, The Traveling Wilbuys, regular white guy stuff!
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Favorite TV Shows:
2 1/2 Men, My Name Is Earl , PBS, Comedy Channel, Speed Channel, History Channel, Animal Planet, Chelsea Nightly, The First 48, Jackass & The Wild Boyz, House
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Favorite Movies:
Unforgiven, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Hollywood Knights, Butterfly Effect, The King of New York, The Outlaw Josie Wales, Man On Fire, A Night at the Opera, Blood Diamond, Where the Buffalo Roam, Wallace and Grommet, Easy Rider (duh!)
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Favorite Books:
Art of War, The Hobbit & The Trilogy, The Koran ( just messing with ya!), ZAP Comics, Indian Larry by Timothy White, Works of Rudyard Kipling, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Restaurant At The End Of The Galaxy (is the Victoria's Secrets Catalogue considered a book?)
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Favorite Quotes:
The fucking you get ain't worth the fucking you take! Silence is golden: duct tape is silver!
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About Me:
Well read, educated, usually on the fringe, long-time hemp farmer, wicked sense of humor, terminally woody in the morning!
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