Introduction: They used to tell me to grow up, To get my ass in gear. They used to say there's more to life Than bikes sex and beer. they used to tell me all that stuff when I was just a child. They used to say I would regret My living hard and wild. I didn't pay attention then, And that was long ago. I wish that I could find a way to let them plainly know I did not change my crazy ways. And I don't plan to quit. For what it's worth, the advice they gave Was simlply full of shit.