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DragonzTearz Got pulled over on way home tonite COP just Wanted my Phone Number! SERIOUSLY Is That LEGAL???

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Sex:Female
Location: Clearfield, UT
Country: United States
Last Online: Today
Interested in: Females and Males
               
Age: 46
Ride: Yes
Own a bike: Yes
Status: Married
Looking for: Friends, riding partners
Religion: wiccan
Drink: Drink Regularly
Introduction:
Live to Ride! Just Looking For New & Old Friends to Ride & Party With! And Share Ride & Events Info with.
My Hubby is with the UMF (UGLY MOTHER FUCKERS) AND I AM CMF (CUTE MOTHER FUCKERS) BOTH ARE NOT MC CLUBS WE ARE A SOCIAL RIDING/DRINKING CLUB!

The CMF is a Ladies Organization, founded in July 2004 in San Diego, California. Our founder is "Terri Nye". The express purpose of the organization is to have fundraisers for charities and for social events.
The CMF is NOT a Motorcycle Club. The CMF is an organization and is not political in nature. Some members of the CMF are interested in motorcycles, and some are not. The CMF membership and founding Charter are not focused on motorcycles. The CMF shall never be a motorcycle club as it would alienate a large portion of its members.
WE DO SUPORT THE UMF

The CMF membership is comprised of women from all walks of life and their common interests are; partying, camaraderie, partying with our comrades, and just plain ole’ partying wherever a party may be found or started.





Who Are the UMF (Ugly Mother Fuckers)
Category: Friends
Who the Hell We Are

The UMF of America is a "Men's Social Organization" founded in July, 1982 in San Diego, Ca. Our founding father was "Moko Joe" (UMF 1), an escaped lunatic from Hawaii. The express purpose of the organization was to take the vote away from women and take back the identity of men from those political and social organizations who endeavor to take away men's god given right of masculine and profane behavior in an attempt to mold into something other than what they are: Ugly Mother Fuckers. Having run into some heavy resistance from the US Congress we fell in with some bad company and have been drunk and/or loaded ever since.

The UMF of America is NOT a Motorcycle Club. The UMF is a Social Club, and is not political in nature. Some members of the UMF are interested in motorcycles, and some are not. In that UMF membership and the founding charter are not focused on motorcycles, the UMF shall never be a Motorcycle Club, as it would alienate a large portion of its members. Motorcycle club "support" patches will not be displayed by UMF members on their vests, jackets or vehicles. This is contrary to our neutral status.

The UMF membership is comprised of men from all walks of life with the same common interests; Partying, Camaraderie, Partying with our comrades, Partying, Lewd Women, Partying with Lewd Women, and just plain ole partying wherever a party may be found or started.

If this sounds like your kind of crowd, check out the "other stuff" page!
If you're REALLY interested - These are our Officers! Yup, the guys that we voted to be in charge..

The UMF "Constitution" as it was originally written

The "UGLY Mother Fuckers of America"was founded in July,1982 in San Diego, Ca. Our founding father was "Moko Joe" (UMF1), an escaped lunatic from Hawaii. The express purpose of the club was to take the vote away from women. Having run into some heavy resistance from the US Congress, we fell in with some bad company and have been drunk and/or loaded ever since. We have members in Norway, Australia, Japan, Hawaii, Cuba, Mexico, Canada, Philippines, and other places too rude to mention. Most of the Philipino members are Pilipino Pighter Pilots, so we'll always have a pair of plyers. The vast majority of the membership is patriotic, but we don't get involved much in politics. We did mount a massive campaign to defeat the California motorcycle helmet bill. We also voted to write and congratulate Col. Ollie North on his fight with the "Commie-Pinko Fags" in Washington. The secretary -treasurer has been drunk however, and is not sure whether he mailed the letter or shredded it. Members must be ugly and at least twenty-one (21) years old. It helps if you know Joe as in "Joe Mama". You'll often see us in collusion with lewd women, but females are strictly forbidden from membership. If you are interested in joining this sleazy outfit, kindly fill in the enclosed membership application.

"NOT JUST ANOTHER PRETTY FACE I'AM AN UGLY MOTHER FUCKER"

"BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP, UGLY GOES TO THE BONE"

"FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS SAY NO TO DRUGS"

"WE'LL EAT NO SWINE BEFORE HER TIME"

"WE MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY, BUT WE WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR LITTLE SISTER"

WE BELIEVE IN THE HONOR SYSTEM, "GET ON HER AND STAY ON HER"

Lets Get This Party Started!



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Turn ons:
Harleys... A Good Job... A Man who knows How to TAKE CONTROLL IN THE BEDROOM and isnt AFRAID to show his Feelings and be afectionate at Least ONCE IN A GREAT WHILE!
Turn offs:
LIARS AND CHEATERS
Ideal:
MY IDEAL PARTNER IS MY HUSBAND IF HE COULD ONLY STOP & SMELL THE ROSES AND LEARN THE GRASS IS NOT GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE!
Favorite Music:
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 DragonzTearz's Garage
  2006 Harley-Davidson CHOPPER
  1993 Harley-Davidson Electra Glide Classic
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