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This is the fairy tale we should have been told
when we were little.

Once upon a time in a land far away, a
beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted
pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog happened into the princess’ lap and
said: “Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome
prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however, and I will turn
back into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up
housekeeping in your castle with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals, clean my
clothes, bear my children, and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so.”

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white
wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and
thought to herself:

I don’t F*%#& think so!



MAYA ANGELOU’S

BEST POEM EVER


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
enough money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own,
even if she never wants to or needs to...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
something perfect to wear if the employer,
or date of her dreams
wants to see her in an hour...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a youth she’s content to leave behind....


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a past juicy enough that she’s looking forward
to retelling it in her old age....


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
one friend who always makes her laugh..
and one who lets her cry...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a good piece of furniture
not previously owned by anyone else in her family...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems,
and a recipe for a meal,
that will make her guests feel honored...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a feeling of control over her destiny..


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW
how to fall in love without losing herself..


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW
how to quit a job,
break up with a lover,
and confront a friend;
without ruining the friendship...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW
when to try harder .
and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW
that she can’t change the length of her calves,
the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW
that her childhood may not have been perfect
but it’s over...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW
what she would and wouldn’t do for love or more...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW
how to live alone...
even if she doesn’t like it...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW
whom she can trust,
whom she can’t,
and why she shouldn’t take it personally...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW
where to go.....
be it to her best friend’s kitchen table
or
a charming Inn in the woods....
when her soul needs soothing...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW
What she can and can’t accomplish in a day...
a month...and a year...

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