JerzeyGurl  It's back to work for three days.....love these short weeks!

A girl from New Jersey and a girl from the west coast were seated side
by side on an airplane.
The girl from New Jersey , being friendly and all said, "So, where ya
from?"
The west coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to
use a preposition at the end of a sentence."
The girl from New Jersey , sat quietly for a few moments and then
replied:
"So, where ya from.... bitch?"
Don't mess with us JerzeyGurlz.........LOL!

Here's a good one for ya.....
Three men were sitting together bragging about
how they had given their new wives duties.

---The first man had married a woman from Illinois, and he told
her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It
took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see
a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

---The second man had married a woman from Michigan. He gave
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was
clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a beautiful girl from The Jersey Shore.
He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed,
laundry done, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day
he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the
third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.



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Interests: I am so diverse...I enjoy doing new things. I get bored easily. I enjoy anything you can do outdoors, my motorcycle,camping...have my own 18ft camper...hiking, fishing, hunting...no, but if you kill it I will cook it..lol! As far as places to eat...anything from Taco Mac to fine dining...I like dressing up....or just hanging out....Hmmmm I think that covers it...If I left something out, just ask...

Favorite Music: I listen to almost all music with the exception to the noise I don't understand because of the screaming and the rap-crap!

Favorite TV Shows: If I'm not "listening to the news, I'm not watching too much of anything. Just don't spend enough time indoors to watch TV.

Favorite Movies: Most action movies.....Thrillers for sure!

Favorite Books: Don't have the time to sit still enough to finish a book......lol

Favorite Quotes: Please understand....I'm not trying to be rude but here it goes...."I don't need you in my life, I CHOOSE to have you in my life"-JerzeyGurl

About Me: My Likes: Ridnig my motorcycle...thats number one. My friends...they're GREAT! I enjoy just going out and having a good time, love partying...Did I say my friends???LOL!!Oh yea, I like being silly too sometimes! My Dislikes: Liers!!!!!! I don't like dishonest people.....people who are stuck on themselves, or snobby gurlz........can't we all just have fun????