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Hello Everyone

You’re a “Wanna be” Biker If:

If you drink cappuccino instead of beer.

If you cant figure out why the battery on your new bike won't stay charged.

If your trailer has more miles on it than your bike.

If your leathers still have creases.

If you don't ride your bike to work because it scuffs your penny loafers.

If you move your bike and the grass is brown under the wheels.

If your tattoos wash off.

If you have doubled the weight of your bike with bolt on chrome.

If you have never kick started a bike before.

If you buy bikes as investments.

If you refer to your bike as your "toy".

If you wear earplugs.

If you really believe that there are bikes that come customized from the factory.

If the last time you went to the Harley dealer you came home with golf balls and a toilet seat.

If your Harley shirt has a collar.

If you think any motorcycle is too loud.

If your ponytail comes off with your cap.

If you leave your garage door open just so people can see your bike.

If you think a wrench is a bitchy woman.

Let's Ride

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