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Religion: |
Halleluiagobble |
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Introduction:
I am a Nigerian scammer, pretending to be white dude. I'm using a stolen picture. I don't really ride a bike. The only thing I ride occasionally is a sex goat, when I can afford one. Nigerian scammers are on every dating site, and everywhere on the 'net. You need to be careful. NEVER send money to somebody you only know from the internet! NEVER! Nigerian scammers infiltrate sites like this. They will make friends, pretend to be 'real' people. Eventually they will have some reason to go to Africa, and then some emergency will arise that they need YOU to send money to them for! Don't do it! Common stories are that they are an engineer, doctor, fashion model, or something, in Nigeria for a short time. They may claim they were robbed of money and passport, or in the hospital, and can't pay the bills. They will say they are coming to your town to do you/marry you/whatever, if only you would send money to them! DON'T SEND MONEY! They want money sent by Western Union or Moneygram since these methods allow them to pick the money up in any city in the country you sent it to, and often with no or minimal ID. DON'T SEND MONEY! They may also ask you to cash checks for them, with varying stories. The checks are fake. Wow! They're sending you money orders from WalMart! They must be real? Hell no! Cash or deposit these checks, and you are in trouble, and may even be jailed! The scammer will tell you 'keep ten percent' and send me the rest. The checks may appear to clear, but they don't. Weeks later.....you are now responsible for the amount of the check, and out the money you sent the scammer. The scammer may ask you to accept packages for him. Packages will arrive, you will be asked to send them to another address. Guess what? The packages are paid for with stolen credit cards. Guess who is in trouble? YOU! You will be told the packages contain sales samples, personal items, or items for some charitable purpose. I've talked to many people who have been caught in this package 'scam'. Guess what they contain? Trendy 'gang banger' clothes for men, electronics, cell phones, FAKE CHECKS, and anything except the 'things for poor orphans' you were told. DON'T GIVE OUT YOUR ADDRESS OR ACCEPT PACKAGES FOR SOMEBODY YOU ONLY KNOW FROM THE INTERNET.
You are laughing? You think this is funny, and only stupid people fall for this? You'd be surprised. We are all stupid at some point. Many people lose thousands of dollars to scams like this. The scammers are worthless crap. They deserved to be flushed. Don't pay them.
Protect your identity on the internet. You don't know who you are chatting, or emailing. I can tell you I am anyone, or anything on chat.
DON'T SEND MONEY TO ANYONE YOU ONLY KNOW FROM THE INTERNET!
Do I need to repeat this again?
You can find more information on internet scams by googling the following: 419 scams Romance scams check mule
Be careful! It's hard enough dealing with the creeps and perves on the 'net, let alone the scammers!
One more thing, Harleys are antiquated pieces of crap owned by trend following idiots who know nothing about motorcycles!
Enjoy riding your milwaukee butt jewelry, anyway. :) |
Turn ons:
Hairy Biker dudes with lots of INK.
Bald spots.
Long hair (On MEN only!)
Leather, MMMMMM, I love leather. The smell, the feel, the sound of a leather belt as it strikes my bare bottom. oooh!
Long walks in the moonlight to Western Union with the m |
Turn offs:
When it rains on the day of my 'Gay Pride' parade!
Women. I don't understand them, don't need them, don't like them! |
Ideal:
The Dallas Cowboys | |
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Activities:
Scamming, sex with goats
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Interests:
Goats, I love goats
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About Me:
I'm a young nigerian male. I'm too stupid to work for a living, and too lazy, so I sit in an internet cafe and scam for a living. My boss is not nice to me. Sometimes I have to service him sexually. DO you know all Mugu Guymen are homosexual? Yes, it's true!
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