I like to think of myself as a pretty much down to earth kind of guy. You know, what you see is what you get, and all that stuff. I'm intelligent, college educated, graduated with a 3.25 average, which only means that if you ask me a question I can give you at least a B+ answer. I have a sense of humor that tends to be a bit dry with just a touch of sarcasm, and often comes completely out of left field. Hopefully, you not only get my humor, but can fire off a barb or two in return.
I ride a 2007 Street Bob, as you'll notice if you check my garage. There is nothing I find more relaxing, more enjoyable, that restores my sense of focus, than spending a sunny afternoon riding to nowhere in particular. I will ride any time the weather and my schedule permit. I invite you to join me. Whether it be riding beside me or sitting behind me, I can accommodate you. Don't let the solo seat fool you. Two and a half minutes and a screwdriver, and the bike is configured for two-up riding. So, passenger or riding companion, let's ride.
Sorry if you're looking for tattoos and a real bad-ass attitude. I have neither. I have no issue with ink. Just leave the attitude at home.
Hey, as long as you're here, how about signing my guest book? It doesn't cost anything.
A few tidbits of otherwise usless trivia:
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Most women reading this will be finished now. Most men are still busy checking their thumbs.
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