Bikers Adult Rally 2009

Attending

Invited

omg. bar rocked cause i got to me my dallas homies. especially princess leah, love ya sista. wish my babe could have gone, maybe next year. thursday night sucked if you did not have a snorkel, i am still drying out. sassy you are one awesome lady, and bobcat you are too cool. until next year PEACE OUT.

Been hearing BAR advertised on Lonestar 92.5 Had a great time last year, but will be unable to attend this year. Working. But, will be looking forward to seeing pics from the weekend!! Have FUN & stay safe, Y'all!!

Waiting for 4 o'clock so i can leave for BAR

everyone enjoy, cant make it this yearbut im sure my ppl will enjoy this for me!!!

Last year if you were just staying saturday they let you in for $20, or something less than the $40....I think.

Have 3 Young One's That's Plans Changed ...Sooooooooooooooo....Mommie Staying Home....Yal Have A Great Time...

Hey, does anyone know how the pricing is done? If I can only attend on Sat...do I just do the forty bucks or what???

Ill be there...inside vending with CC Trikes! Come check out my rhinestone apparel!!!

Dallas has left work!

i'm ready now dammit......

LOL Oh Hell Yeah!

Tell him Sassy, we ready to be North bound and DOWN!

YES! We Will!!!!!!!!! Focker get sick,,,real quick like,,,Sudden fever,,,turn green,,,hell PUKE if ya hafta,,LMAO,,Lets go!

We will make the south proud.

OK,,,forgive me for forgetting others,,My brain is fried from workin my ass off last few hours,,,Gotta make up for 2 weeks of lost time to CMA!! LOL

Tim, Shana and Jax are gonna be there too! Robert will be there on Saturday. No fear....WE CAN DO IT!

Damn, Focker, Dallas,Michelle, Bob,Looks like it is up to us to represent the SOUTH!!!!!!!!!!

thank you so much Sassy.... love ya lady

WTH, everyone bail'n on us?

No BDR Kooch stripper pole! a a a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

you guys take lots of photos!

Well, ok

i'll pass this year... there's lots more things coming up in the future

Awww,,,well head this way and follow us?

cause i don't have my bike to ride yet.. and i ain't traveling alone.. makes for a boring time

Fish why ya not going????

i won't be making the trip myself... hope everyone else has a blast... don't worry.. don't have a drink for me... i'll be having my own somewhere

Will have your shit there and waiting Michelle!

anxiously awaiting Friday at 4 when i can leave.....

Aww Deb, Soc,,,Damn!

wth debyi. say it aint so

WTF??? Y'all not going??????????????

Change Of Plans...Staying In Town...You Guys Have Fun & Be Safe !!!!!

we are heading out in about a hour see all yall there

Yall too Soc!

You guys be safe!

Oh and BC and all heading there before we do,,,Be safe!!

LOL Yes we did,,Jello Wrestling,,Its on Mama!!! LOL

Sassy, we discussed this!

You had to leave for work before I could give it to ya baby.

Purple is mine!!!!

COWBELLs in route now!!!!! See everyone in a few hours.

Where's my "COWBELL" this morinn?

see y'all at the rally. Be safe

heading out about 11 i believe. everyone be safe. bye bye.

Are we ready?!?!?! Hell Yeah C'mon Noon!!!!!!!! MORE COWBELL PLEASE!!!!

goodnight. just have to load the coolers and give husband goodbye kisses before we leave tomorrow.

Is it time to Party?

KRIS..By the end of the weekend..You will have more friends then you need... The BAR Rally is like a be family..

Bobcat.... I am goin out there tonite... I will be waitin for you in the mornin for that free jello shot... hehe

BOOOSH mother fuckers

Kris Most of us will be walking around aimlessly... That how you will know we are having fun.. LOL

We gonna GITERDUUUUUUN!!

muah back atcha focker. i am so freakin ready to party. woohoo.

Thank you darlin! MUWAH!

they have shower truck for girls and boys. lol. they were nice last year.

booosh?

Anyone else?

Focker I am clueless,,,I am a BAR virgin,,,lol

PRAY to the plastic Jesus!

Does anyone know what kind of showers are at the rally? Debyi wants to know.

Okay - I am PRYING my nubs from the keyboard!! I will see all of you peeps tomorrow night!! Cannot wait to give you all hugs!!! MORE FUKIN COWBELL - orange spray tan - over and out - MUAH!

No need to rub it in Jaq! LOL Sorry I had to cut the call short,,,Damn Work!!

me and shana will be leaving about 11 a.m. 2morrow. omg it may be earlier if we are lucky. lol.

Thanks sweety, Cant wait to see you too! Time getting nearer!!! Yay!

Cute pic Sassy!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh my gurl - cannot wait to see you!! I am sooooooooooooo excited - fixing to leave and go to the casa and PACK!! See you all sooner than later... xoxo

Awwwwwwwww,,,wel, OK,,,sleep well (Dream of the jello shot recipe, you may need it)

Did I say that out loud?

ok boys and girls, it is nap time here, done my laundry...

Sassy.... hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy - LMAO

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.....

Oh, Howie - I will be lookin fer ya!!! We are in RV Blue 32-34

I'll be there early friday mornin on my little red harley

BC,,,since you are not doing anything,,,,you COULD be making some jello shots,,,lol

LOL,,,hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

dang it - foiled again!!

pineapple jello shots free till noon tomorrow!!!

BC,,,LOL,,He got ya Leah you outta know he waits for his opportunities!

I may leave early Sassy - I cannot stand it much longer - we have building this up for weeks!!! LMAO

thought A/C was for....????? haha

Back,,,agauin,,,2 hours and counting

I am sleeping in the RV with Fritzy!!! hehe

hmmmmm.....then you all wont mind sleeping outside over the weekend

OMG, OMG....look everyone...it's DALLAS!!!!

No shit Dallas, A/C is for pussies... Sassy sorry I am back - had to go to Starbucks for an awake call!!

Miss You Dallas,,,Play wif me! LOL

Bobcat, put your big boy britches on, I ain't had a/c in my truck in over 2 years!

Right Someone rescue me from this thing called work

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Oh wait,,Outta whack,,not loose,,,Well,, ALL zoo animals are out of whack! ANd you just learned this?

OK,,,all seems to be quiet in the office now,,,,where were we? Leah which animal is loose?

If work dont quit jackin with my BON time yall gonna need that rope to contain me from killin some dumbass

I'll get the rope

Sassy - I need help here... one of the zoo animals is outta wack

Bambiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I wanna Bambi!!!!!

free, first 500 jello shots tomorrow, only till noon!

Hello??????? anyone down in there????

Bobcat - make another batch of shots... DO IT DO IT for Bambi!!

OMG, OMG, OMG....Dallas.....you are KILLING me here!!!! hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

DOE - Sassy I think that is a DOE ray me!!

BC just talk'n shit cuz he knows the "Real" drinkers ain't gonna get there till WE DO!

OMG I want the baby!!!!!!!!!!!! Deer.....

Jello Shots....LOVE THEM.....And Not Sure What Time We Heading Out...Probally 7: 7:30

Wait'n on Focker to come to BAR......But Definately both! And ain't nuttin wrong with Mustard n Biscuits! MMMMM Alrite then!

LOL what am *I* supposed to do with him,,,he is bigger than me,,,Might hurt me,,,lol

call your AA sponser and tell them to meet you at BAR at 10am

Hey Sassy - Ms. Rainbow Brite - do sumthin with the Bobcat!!!!

We are NOT going to be there yet BC - remember I have probation and AA class to go to first!!!!!! NOT UNTIL 10PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFFLMAO

He is serving up the cheap shit til noon,,,lol

all you can drink till noon tomorrow!!!!

Never had a gay jello shot - bet they are good and friendly!! LMAO

Thinks BC is being just a TAD mean! LOL Brat!!!

is that a gay jello shot. it looks like a rainbow.

humm.. Dallas you waiting on Focker or BAR - huh? huh?

one thing for sure, I will be partying by myself tomorrow.....free shots until noon!!!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm BACON!

stop it. I'm have a hard enough time waiting as it is

I eat anything!!!..... with Jello Shots~

and bacon

I eat Jello Shots

I eat lucky charms

Leah Even

You lost me Leah.....

Biscuits are better with Gravy luah

Bisquits and Mustard Bobcat.... mother father

woohoo leah. is it time yet.

LMAO.....gd truck.....

hey Jaq - tell ur ole man to accept my friend's request before I burst him into flames!!! LMAO

He is COMING - his A/C in his wittle ole pruck went outty poo!! Bring on the Cowbell Citizen Kane!!!!

lmao leah. that would have been scary.

damn man I feel sorry for you

WTF Bobcat, what happend

at least you were not building a tent~~

OMG, I feel asleep and had a bad nightmare....I dreamed I wasn't going to BAR.....I woke up in a cold sweat!

Bullshit Bobcat - I will carry you and the stuff on my BACK (along with the mattress that is already there) to BAR - do not make me whip ur arse..

Is not a happy camper

Leah, I will meet you and give you the stuff to take.

:: Deer in the headlight look ::

not going to make it to BAR now, got to get truck fixed.

Awww

good gawd what a day!

Ugh,,,,can we erase this day and move on to tomorrow,,,,,say,,,tomorrow around,,,midnightish?

wooohooo, back from getting more cowbells....now going over to Blondie's to eat Jello Shots....I love you Blondie....sorry Bill...LMAO!

so r u going to show up tim.

Went to get coil for generator today for RV.... Man looks at blonde and thinks she is dump.... He says that will be $78... I asked him if that is the cost to remove my boot from him ass.

if ya see me... just place drink back in my hand & step over me please

I bought a kiddie pool last nite fo $15.... woohoo

this is first rally i did not make jello shots.

hey umm a pool did someone say pool. i got ua kiddie pool we may have to take turns. lmao.

I made 200 jello shots... im not sure how many Breezn made.... I think I can join the jello shot wrestling tooo... LOL

dank dank dank dank!!!!! BOOSH~~~~~~~~~~~

Hell Yeah!!

did someone say "MORE COWBELL"?

LOL Yeah for Jello Wrestling...Oh Bobcat said he has MORE COWBELLS,,,lol

is that our pool Sassy?

LOL It does look good doesn't it!

LMAO, much as they will be greatly GREATLY missed, I'm afraid the would want us to go on with them with us in spirit! SO PARTY ON GARTH!!!!! And Sassy, ya did make me a mega too, right? Dayum that looks great!

a rainbow of fruit flavor!!!! I am so excited!!!!!!!!!!

If you reschedule, Let me know cause Im north bound at 8AM if so! LOL

LEAH....now that's what I'm talk'n bout!

WHAT no Trouble either? WTH, we may have to reschedule this shin dig

Sweet watermelon, can't wait have one ready for me on Friday night. Debyi we're going up friday night too, what time you going and from where maybe we could ride together?

off and crackin....

Sweet jello shots, and please watermellon...THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR JELLO! LMAO

No Kitti...No Trouble...Well That Just Bites !!!!

We Coming Up Friday evening After I get off Work...Think Trouble Working All Weekend.... :( :(

Kitti :o(

I will have the watermelon for ya, just holler

hey anyone riding up from waco tomarrow

LMAO, hey you know what i think watermelon is the only flavor i didn't make..lol

Thanks Blondie - I know where I am eating dinner!! JELLO SHOTS!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

yea jello shots woo hoo, watermelon please......

:-(

Well i made 175 Jello shots last nite and gonna make at least that many more tonite for the weekend....LOL

yes i know it wont be the same leah without kitti.

Kitti is not coming (sad face)

LMAO,,there ya go!

good idea sassy. then i will pass out pain pills afterwards.

omg. lmao. i am cracking myself up this morning. IDEA: if we are walking around as a group and someone yells out CHINESE FIREDRILL does it have the same effect as being in a car would. hmm just a thought.

We have to make that a photo op! LOL

omg lmao. instead of a dog pile a drunk pile. that would be too funny except for the person on the bottom.

oh yea GOOD MORNING ALL.

Leah we may end up all REAL CLOSE before its all over,,,,close as all in a drunken pile!

I am happy as a lil girl!!! We are almost in Drinking Distance of each other everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol too funny

LOL Dallas! Careful now,,lmao

what is the fucking deal about no cowbells. EXCUSE me bc.

BC, if there ain't no bell's, there's always BALLS we can wack with a stick. LMAO j/k

LOL Jaq Good morning!!!

damn good morning. i slept until 8 this morning and i went to bed at a decent time. i guess that is what i get for taking something to help me sleep.

OH Hun that works, Just curious, I wanna TRY and wash my truck before I get it loaded

i'm leaving downtown around 11 ish

Purple Cowbell!!!

Did someone say PURPLE cowbell?????????

Jello Shots!!!

LOL<,damn and I thought we could rassle for the purple cowbell AND shoot jello stots! Kill 2 birds with one stone!

I think it's both Sas. LMMFAO, and AH NA, on the jello wrestling.....jello is for shoot'n. Silly wabbit

Figures,,,,,,,what time you coming Michelle?

nah BON is slow.

LOL Leah,,,Is BON slow AGAIN this morning or is it just me?

Someones BELLS are gonna be gone Bobcat if you cannot find um!! LMAO Good morning kids!

Gonna be jello wrestling,,,LOL,,Hell Yeah!

Shit too! Wana rassle for it?

Im thinkin bout grabbin the purple now since,,,,plans changed (Duckin)

Oh Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

WTH....Bobcat, you bess be play'n LOL

WOW, i went to check on the cowbells, they are GONE!

Deb when you and your boyz head'n up. Trouble coming too RIGHT?

Good morning Zoo Animals!

hey y'all good morning....

J, your Right...Hot...Bring Sandals...But I Will Bring Some Boots Too...And As Soc Says..A Credit Card

Soc is Lil Reggie gonna make it this weekend?

Hell to the YES~

One more wake up! Woo Hoo!

Debyi... all you need is a credit card and a thong baby!

debyi, i have pink boots with brown skulls and cross bones. not sure i am bringing them. it will be hotter than hell, bringing sandals and a pair of teenies.

ummmmm..may need to down size my list..no 200ft of hose,700 boxes of cherry jello,78 cans of whip cream,and a drive sprocket to a 1944 Sherman tank..

wear them Soczteaze....dare YOU!

got lime green cowboy boots.... hmmm should i dare to wear them????

woooooohooooooo..small cnance of rain this weekend...wet t-shirts everywhere...mudwrestling too.....

Night my totally twisted friends......god I love that about you ALL!

LMAO.....I am gone Lady "D".... If you need something you can let someone know, i am sure i will find out..have a wonderful evening.

Oooppppssss, sorry hunee lol

Kewl a still.....I like moonshine LOL

NO, she will hurt Focker!

OK Yall,,Im shutting er down,,,will talk to yall soon,,,,SHUT It Dallas!

note to self, stay away from Dog's camp site!

LMMFAO Dog......and then what?

DUH,,,,,,,,,,,

please god, take me now.......

sorry i was refreshing i guess it kept reposting everytime i did

lol

One thing.....stop drinking before you head up this way My-Moped....

Cheking things off my list..still wondering abot the 5gals of warming gel 23 rolls of duct tape and 64 bungee cords...

is it re entering oops sorry

lmao bc

OMG....no one is coming up from San Antonio!!!

yes i was wondering if anyone was headed up there from way down south

MY MOPED WE HEARD YA THE LAST 3 TIMES, JUST GET ON YOUR SLED AND RIDE!!!!!!!!!!

and what did your 8 ball say you had to do to get one of the 6 cowbells?

what my magic 8 ball told me sista, no worries, he is Rarely wrong, and when he is, he just tells me to "ask again later"

WB Jaq!

omg dallas. that is the color i was gonna say i wanted. you read my mind sista. dark red for me. woohoo.

that took you 10 min dallas....new mission "Free Focker"

wait I think I did that ROTMMFLMAO wrong... Anyone leaving from San Antonio?

LMAO

ROTMMFLMAO..... ROTMMFLMAO..... I am gonna get hit by a sniper at BAR now - LMAO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Be cool little sister

oh, is someone looking for a hook-up in SA???????

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO - SPIT again - Watch for clarity Sassy -I gosta roll up outta this bitachhhhhh - will be back when I get to casa. Gotta go see Boy George and get my orange "de-glowed"

LOL

Think your right Leah, HEY ANYONE LEAVING FROM SAN ANTONIO, IF SO, WHERE'S THE HOOKUP? Please responde either via email to My-Moped directly, or post it on the comments section of the BAR events page....thank you

well dallas you are having a hard time typing there dear

I kinda think he is....but i'm not real sure what he means by that.....

Leah,,,I keep waiting to see if he can make it more clear,,,Im waiting,,,Ill keep you posted!

it he wuz, do you think I would b responding so quickly? Com'mon...reallly? hehe

I am not sure.... but I THINK my-moped is trying to ask if ANYONE is leaving from San Antonio.. just a hunch...anyone???

LOL,,I seem to have a fixation on the beginning of comments,,,all I saw was "Dealing with his scrotum",,,,it ended there,,,for a second

whatever Dallas, i bet he is under your desk right now.

LOL Leah

He say, "No bell for you"

Focker wanted me to tell you all HAY....he is currently dealing with his scrodum boss, oh ah I mean Bill

Always!

coming out for air Sassy? I love you gals already!! hehe

I wanted to buy more, but they stopped making them last week, seems the little chinaman went on strike....

teehee - Orange ya glad me here Dallas? hehe!

Whew...lol

LMMFAO BC.....I don't are who ya are, that shit wuz phuknee!

AlpButterfly in SA is loookin for a backseat for anyone riding up from there.

FU Bank U

Ummmmm Green is mine! LOL And Leah,,,LOL,,I have NO idea what You are talking about!? LOL

Sassy Green, Leah Orange, Dallas Purple, Jax Dark Red.......are you writing this down?

And right now, it looks like the Orange one is up for grabs....LMAO

hmmm, only 6 cowbells....Red, Green, Dark Red, Black, Orange, Purple.......

OMGROFLMAO

are you in his pants pocket? - LMAO

Purple is mine Bobcat

Bobcat said tell you he will BRB,,he lost his internet connection,,lol

I AM ORANGE SO ORANGE GONNA GIVE ME THE ORANGE ONE BC??

LOL Dallas

I'm bringing a Sassy & LuluBell, does that earn me one BC?

BC,,Guess I like to work? So I will work for my bell? LOL HARD Labor?

aw fer shit - wat we gotta do fer a farkin cowbell?

now what got you worked up sassy?

oops meant to say has dibbs on lime green,,,Looks like I got all werked up and forgot to type,,lol

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cowbells will be on sale at BAR.....unless you think you can EARN one.....LMFAO!!!!!!!

Bobcat,,lol,,Howdy!

i will take whatever color. lol.

MORE COWBELLS!!!!!!!!

BOBCAT - NO joke and all kiddin aside... WE NEED MORE COWBELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is all this talk about cowbells???

Who needs adult supervision,,,we dont need no grown ups! LOL

LOL Lime Green Orange Maroon Black Purple,,lol

hello boys and girls, have you had fun today without adult supervision?

no, no one eat my gato taco please!!!!!

Bobcat looks like another "bell run" and I ain't talkin to the Border. LOL

OKAY Purple for Dallas and Jaq you can pick from the rest - Not sure what all Bobcat haves!!! LOL it sure is dark and lonely in here....

ok i want a cow bell too. no fair. lmao.

No way is this chick gonna get to go...the car wreck is leaving me broke, no car, and bummed...until I can get it fixed....sometimes life just happens and it really sux..this falls into the catagory of Shit Happens..and it fucking sucks...but the good news is that I am okay, and I still have my freedom... there is always next year and there is no telling where life will take me by then..afterall this is a journey

******IMPORTANT******IMPORTANT******IMPORTANT****NEWS*** I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITHT HE PROMOTER OF THE BIKER ADULT RALLY....I SPOKE TO RICK AND AS MANY OF YOU KNOW...CUTTIN LOOSE BAR SELLS BIKER ADULT RALLY TICKETS EACH YEAR FOR THIS RALLY...WE SOLD OUT OF EVERY TICKET....HOWEVER...RICK TOLD ME IF ANYONE ELSE STILL NEEDS A TICKET AT CUTTIN LOOSE BAR PRICES OR $30.00 INSTEAD OF $40.00 AT THE GATE...PLEASE MENTION CUTTIN LOOSE BAR AT THE GATE AND YOU CAN STILL GET A TICKET FOR $30.00.....YOU WILL NOT GET A T-SHIRT WITH THAT PRICE...BUT YOU CAN SAVE $10.00....MORE BEER MONEY...PLEASE PASS THE WORD....

Long as I get one, don't care what color. Course I did use to have a purple cow......maybe that was a sign?

BBS,,,gotta step out

hum..... Dallas needs a BADASS one..... Purple?

Dallas what color you want,,,Ill see that ya get it LOL

Ok, what color cowbell am I getting, that's all I I wana know

too damn funny leah

DAMN, now I have to find a way to bring sherbert!!! BOBCAT where are you weenie munch?? - we need a Blue Bell truck over here....

Love it,,,I dont do ice cream,,,yuk,,but ORANGE sherbert Hell yeah

I like orange shebert, don't you Sassy?

LMAO Leah

Sounds like ya gosta go get ice cream outta ur nose sista!! Is is ORANGE sherbert? LMAO

ok. i need to get a few things done. dont talk too much while i am gone.

I am hanging my cowbell on the RV that way yall can ring it when ya come up...LOL

Leah,,you already ARE orange

Jaq,,lmao

omg lmao. i just shot ice cream through my nose. ewwwwww.

do I still get orange? :)

The Lime Green Cowbell is mine,,,lol

got my green ones too Sassy....your on!

lol RIGHT

My bad Sassy.....that's what the monkey's looked like when she was after them!!!!

I am mucho excited Angel!~~

here kitti kitti....lol Man I can't wait to see you all again. 2 more days.

WB,,You know Kitti dont run from nothing! LOL

BOOOSH!

Is that what Kitti's been runnin from Sassy????....LOL

LOL I got tired lookin at the cow,,,LOL

omg.....lmao

ANGRY MONKEY - I just almost pulled that card too Sassy -thanks!!! WHEW - I was gettin tired changing in and outta all those costumes - NO ONE CAN WEAR ORANGE AND STAND NEXT TO ME OR WE WILL BE DRINKING OUTTA A CHOOCLATE RIVER!~ LMAO

Perhaps another color besides orange Focker ;) LOL

Shut it

I still wanna see those Pics,,,and Focker,,,we can get one for you,,,LOL

No orange dresses please

LOL I just got the "Orange" shorts thingy,,,Like that eh leah? LMAO,,PLEASE do away with those Speedos. I dont even see you half the time, I try NOT to look,,,LOL,,Can we have the taco back at least?

i guess i need to go and get more shorts.

Hey Nate - come to our section and I will find you a victim. Very funny Sassy - maybe I will be sub-tropic by then - rotflmao

ahh i dont have orange shorts but i have bright pink. lol.

I have mine packed,,,and the green ones Dallas,,lol

I need some help this weekend standing up.. Because last year I kept falling over the whole weekend.. I am taking females names to help me walk around.. Please Contact if interested.. LOL

Hey Sassy we should bring our neon orange surfer shorts, so we can match Leah, whatcha think?

hot mama check it and see

omg leah your chest need waxing.

Hey I THOUGHT that his Mr. "T" starter kit necklace would take away from the Speedo... my bad..

roflmao.... sounds great dallas... either way.

the proper typing method allows you to use all your fingers Jax.....arch your wrist's at a slightly less then 45 degree angle.....and BEGIN

damn is that why my index finger is crooked. lmao.

Leah, mama always told me "laughin's ok, long as ya don't point" She wuz so right! LMAO

toothpicks in eyes sassy. omg i am wore ass out and we are not at the rally yet. lmao.

Michelle there are plenty at the gate Darryl said too

Sould know by the time I get home by 6, I buz ya then, k Michelle?

Oh! My Retnas! Make it go away!

AH, Dallas, kinda laughin at the SPEEDO's.... They have tickets at the gate...

very much so dallas. did ya find out about the tix yet?

Michelle, great idea,,,Just watch the Alcohol abuse!

you had me at hello you small squirt gun havin old soul.......MUAH~

and ORANGE ya glad we got off the speedo subject. LMAO

Darrell ketchup... I am spray tan ORANGE!!! I drank at lunch!!! JEEZE ya know me better than that!

holy crap..... we are also going to bring a bunch of smaller squirt guns to put vodka in or whatever alcohol of your choosing.

text away Sassy - phone will be in my hand!!! Hell to the YES~~

Leah needs a drink....her alcohol level is low in her blood....c'mon Leah.....I will get you some vitamin alcohol.....

LOL Leah fuckin Crazy woman!

cause I am excited Jaq ORANGE you??

Leah I will be texting you guys when we pull in! I wanna go now! LOL

damn leah is stuttering. lmao.

Girl this party is gonna be off and crackin~~ Look for the orange glow stick when ya pull in..

I wish mama, but since Focker gotta work anyway, I'll come in too. Leaving early tho. SWEET!

man can't wait until Friday....... y'all better not be passed out by the time we get there... should be around 10:00 pm. just in time for the good partying.... make sure there is enough space for our tent.. Thanks to all who are helping make this a blast for everyone.

my tan was real Dallas too - just tying to get a lil "Baywatch" for you biataches... Backfired... :( haha

my tan was real Dallas too - just tying to get a lil "Baywatch" for you biataches... Backfired... :( haha

ok I just pee'd a lil too. Whew, my tan is real tho......no runs hehehe

Focker,,Dallas,,Lets take Thursday Off and Leave Thursday Morning! LMAO

i love those too. and tart-n-tinies

Sassy those are Everlasting!!! Kinda like my new TAN!! LMAO

Ya Sassy those sound delicious

omg roflmfao at leah.

:OMGROFLMAO :

LMAO LEAH YOU ARE TO CRAZY AND THAT IS Y WE LOVE U

Yikes, I have a sudden craving for Gobstoppers!

I guess I should not go again today after work?? I will bring the black light - we can check for ticks

holy cowbells!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you go getem leah... nothing worse than being orange after a tan.

baby leah. generally it gets darker. omg we need a black light and we would see you glow. lmao.

THIS ORANGE - LMAO!!!

Ted you gosta see this!!! LMAO

When I leave work, I am rollin straight to Palm Beach Tan and KILL Boy George!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Damn! We might have to roll in on Thursday...why miss a night!

Willy Wonka Dallas..... WILLY Wonka Umpa Loompa Orange -BUT my teeth look white as hell!!! LMAO - hahahahahahaha just pee'ed a lil!!!!

Well, at least we know what Color COWBELL Leah Gets!! Orange! LOL

ROTFFLMAO Dallas..... Maybe I will "GLOW" down before Thursday!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

WTF???LMAO!

mite not be so bad Leah, exactly what SHADE of orange is it?

i am so ready to see all u guys and have some fun

I was talking about the tanning "consultant" - HUM - I am doing a drive by on the way home!!

Apparently not Jax.......can't believe plastic Jesus would allow an orange Princess.....altho.....do need a handleBAR ornament for the lead bike in the BAR parade. Thank you Jesus, you have solved another of lifes lil riddles. Oh Leah........no worries I got zip ties, it'll be fun, promise HEHEHE

No, I should have - I did not want him to get burned before the rally. That lil "fairy" told me this would NOT happen and that I would ne UMPA LOOMPA free. He was not gay but his boyfriend is!! ORANGE!!!!!! BOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

lmao jAQ!!

leah did you take the plastic jesus with you to tan.

omg.....lol

donk donk donk donk bare nare nare nare....

MORE COWBELL PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I can dress up like a dreamsicle... someone call the cops.

Hell Leah... If ya wanna be orange all ya had to do was come over to the house and I woulda used some orange spray paint on ya... Then ya be Harley Orange

Dammit,I ve dot that fn' song stuck in my head.Umpa Umpa wumpidy doo...I've got another riddle for you. Make it go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Upa DOOPa doupity do!!! If I were wise I'd listen to you.... SASSY!!!! I am sooooooo GAY!!!! Dallas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFFLMAO!!! BISHHBOOOOSH!!

Leah,,LMAO,,,WTH you wanna use a spray tan? LMAO

No Billster - on the serious - I am ORANGE!! Orange ya gonna be glad to c me on Thursday!!! ROTFLMAO!

Leah, get some lemon juice, and make stripes in the "tan" lol We'll try and figure out if your a brown zebra with white stripes or a white zebra with brown stripes...ROFLMMFAO

Now that's funny Princess!!! Do you have another riddle for us?lol

I went and got spray tanned and I look like a fuckin ump loompa!!! I am going home to watch Willy Wonka and see if it will go away.... grrrrrrrrrr

roflmao

da da da da da da da dada ......

BIIISH.....and a BOOOSH

Water guns!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hahahaha That gives me a idea gurlie!

i'm bringing my pump water gun, watch out.....

I am soooooo ready to party and go on vacation! 1 more day!

well Sassy, with Darrell....that depends LMMFAO

I like Princess things!! LMAO - I also may need some - DEPENDS............... BOOOSH

Bobcat said he just picked up two cases of depends so Darryll is set for the weekend,,lmao

Kewl we got silly string!

princess things, umm whip. lmao.

what else should we all bring? hum....

I hope he got the rainbow butt plug and nipple clamps for Darrell....

BOOSH Focker!

Dallas,,,he has the silly string too,,,lol,,,green pink, orange and yellow,,lol

LOL he already did Leah ;) LOL

Sassy how ya know?? There are SIX of them!! Different colors and all!!! woohoo - he will have to tell ya'll - BOOOSH~

Booosh!

I have a bubble machine....... woo hoo

Jaq? Things? do I wanna know? LMAO

I already know Leah!! LMAO

i have some silly things too for us girls.

kewl, hey Bobcat, pick up some silly string too

I am here and you guys are NOT gonna believe what Bobcat found at the party store for us!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO in the >>>>winks<<<<< hehe

Wings too,,lol

Dallas, you know me, always in the winks,,,watching,,,lol

Do I need to get another bottle of Don J?

oK Sassy and Leah, where'd ya go?

oh i will be by to say hello to my fifi & you also godfather. of course blowout i will go by & see barbara, we have to do a shot together.

Will do Godfather & Fifi, and Blowout, you know we will stop and say hey to you and Barbara, we still doin that shot, right?

cool beads, Michelle likes beads.....hmmmmmm

yes be sure you stop bu and say hi to barbara (my wife) at the bead booth and get you some beads to help with your tittie viewing pleasure....

Ok Guys and Gals if this is your second trip to the Bikers Adult Rally, well you know the fun that is in store for you. For you new folks hang on to your hats this is a rally that will set the bar very high for any other rally you ever attend. Me and FiFi are pumped and ready get to going. We prob wont sleep much tonight just because we are so excited. We are ready to Party!!!!!!! Oh yeah yall are invited to come by and introduce your self to FiFi and Me at the Rumble and Roar Booth located at the Inside vendors area. See yall at the rally.

OK, just talked to Miss Kitti, she is trying to get all her stuff squared away so she can have Thurs afternoon through Sun off to enjoy the time with us loonies....Gotta love her dedication! THANX KITTI!!

I don't have her number but Dallas does

HOLY JESUS!!!! how on earth could I forget that!!! SASSY!!!!! DALLAS!!!!! find Kitti - is she grounded?? LMAO

NEED MORE COWBELL

Leah, you forgot the cowbell!

Kitti has been incognito

We gonna have LOTS beer, ya know me, hell I need lots just for me LOL......and that's what I wuz wonderin too Leah.....OH KITTI????

Speedos,,,Kinda like a train wreck,,,you know it is gonna be bad,,But ya just gotta look! Ill sit in the back row,,,I don't mind giving up my front row seat! LOL

I am here Sassy - boss trying to bug me!! Okay I have an issue and I had the same issue yesterday... Where in the be-Jesus is KITTI??????????????????

Yall gonna need lots of beer lmao higgins is ready to strut it yeha

y'all wait for me too. gotta see this one.

Speedos...WoW...Seriously ???? Got To See This... Getting A Front Row Seat...Dallas We Need To Stock Up A Cooler So We Don't Miss A Thing...All Us Girls...Front Row....

wait Sassy, I don't have my chair set up and my cooler full......wana watch the show too!

CUTTIN LOOSE BAR IS "SOLD-OUT" OF THE $30.00 BIKER ADULT RALLY TICKETS AS OF THIS MORNING EXCEPT THOSE THAT ARE ALREADY SPOKEN FOR....I SPOKE TO RICK THE PROMOTER AND THEY WILL HAVE PLENTY OF THEM AT THE GATE......THEY ARE $40.00 AT THE GATE......

Leah you are being Summoned!

Help me JESUS!

I got a little Don J for that shot glass

Speedos naked women and beer woohoo yeha

OH.....I thought you were talking about the shot glass....sorry

I WILL BE WEARING MY THONGS BACKWARDS...SPLIT THE NOOGIES AND THEN DECIDE WHICH SIDE TO HANG MY BUSINESS ON.....

lalalalalalalalalaalallal

the loin cloth - THE LOIN CLOTH!!! STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! STELLA!!!!!

Nope, not gonna say a word

well, duh.......you bet it is a large!

I meant BE large!!! ROTFLMAO

needs to me large BOBCAT.... LMAO

just don't go down that water slide with it on....... hmmmmmmmm

you can have it if you use it for that leah

omg not a loincloth.....LMAO

Loin cloth? Hell thats better than a speedo,,,,rrriiiiiiiiiiiiippppp - Let the SHOW begin!!!!!!!

well i am heading off to the chiro. be back in a bit.

LOINCLOTH????????????????? I was gonna shammy Fritz and Darrell's ass with that Bobcat!!

all in good fun. Yeah Darrell, could use a beer my damn self!

Dallas it will keep me so cool I won't over heat roflmao

Why ya think I already have him watching us now Sassy - My profile pic will protect all of us until Thursday - DARRELL - do NOT forget Plastic Jesus!!!

oh, i just found my "loincloth"

Put the SPEEDO'S down and walk away slowly

Let's see check list wife beater shirt check speedos check suspenders check beer oh shit need beer hey Darrell

Leah,,praying to plastic Jesus and BAR hasn't even started yet!

OUCH Dallas, OUCH Sassy, LMAO Leah! Goodnight Darrell

BC....good wear em Wednesday and Thursday before we all arrive,,lol

oh, Jesus....

Darrell, ain't workin bro! Still love ya tho! And Bobcat, worn, pulled, beaten, do the details really matter, to me that is LMAO

damn.......i just bought me a pair of them..

i agree Sassy --- no speedos PAHLEASSE

Cool looks like everyone wants to see me n my speedos git-r-done

Jaq,,,Bring toothpicks,,I think we gonna need em to stab our corneas

KNOCK ALL OF THIS CHATTER OFF!....YOU WOKE ME UP FROM MY POWER NAP AND BEAUTY SLEEP...I AM TRYING TO REST UP FOR THE BIKER ADULT RALLY.....

no not the speedos. while poking my eyes out. lol.

hmmmm,,,,lol

OKAY - now we can chat freely.... ROTMFFLMAO!!!!

LMAO Leah......

yep - Dallas, think its worn off - OPPS - I gotta change my profile pic to Plastic Jesus now.... HOLD please.

I wonder how many beers I can get not to wear my speedos and wife beater shirt hehe any takers

Im not touching that one guys! LOL

maybe it's worn off dallas......

i'll get the directions and all that tomorrow Sassy

LMMFAO Leah, right, it get lil hot and well apparently butns the hair right off. Unless someone beat the hair off him? LOL

GD it Leah, you dont have to tell everything you know!

dallas, shana made a comment about needing one or you possibly picking one up for her.

Sassy, do NOT let Bobcat try and let you use his "hair dryer"....

where oh where is kitti.

LOL

Jax, Rose aka harleyrose has one she is trying to sell. #1 on my profile

hmmmm, Dallas and Sassy showering together....turn the cam on Dallas

if anyone has an extra ticket to sell. let me know. i am looking fr just one. thanks.

8, 10, 14, 23, 38, 58

and to be lil more specific....for a drawing that HASN'T happened yet.

Dallas, have that shower open when I get there,,,LOL,,,since you wont allow me to shower before i head your way! Gotta dry my hair yanno! LOL

I want winning lotto numbers, BOB....HOOK ME UP

hmm jello shots.

your my wish...

Michelle yes. I will be waiting for you and Bob tomorrow, call me and Ill get you in the gate

i wish.....

Damnit is it time to leave YET?

WOW, now they are going to have a BAR in Apr Jul and Nov!!!! wooohoooo

Don't forget sassy, we are sending up the big cooler with you.

LMAO.....I will be the keeper of the shots.....

I MIGHT put my jello shots in it BUTT BREATH!!! LMAO wuv you :O

Is not witness to that statement

good gawd.....i have to be able to haul the peices around and throw them out at dif places.....

i might bring another fridge buttwipe

YUK Livers and Kidneys,,,,Hell I thought it was gonna be my bud light in there.,..I'll Bring an extra cooler Leah! LOL

LMAO - NO!! I would rather have the jello shots cold than Fritzy~

oh....i can prob hold some...we can pack them in around the other stuff. I was afraid you wanted to put fritz in there.....

k Sassy - guess I can get another cooler too since Bobcat the serial killer has livers and kidneys taken up space in his fridge. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

woohoo..........

JELLO SHOTS - WHAT ARE YA HOLDING IN THE FRIDGE BC?? A DEAD BODY!! Where are your priorities?

Leah,,,I will take care of those jello shots for you ::Waggling Eyebrows::

Morning Zoo Keeper - I am having jello shot storage issues... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

prob not leah....why what do you have

Me too Focker!

I can't wait to forget about this damn office for 3 days.

Good morning Zoo Animals

hey Bobcat - are you going to have room in your fridge at all?

I'm ready for a little time off for Bad Behavior!!!!!

wooohooo....1 wakeup away!!!!!!!

good morning all. is it time yet.............

Who has a landing pad fish?? LMAO

blowout, well i'm waiting for my hotel on wheels to arrive, not that that's gonna matter too much when ya just pass out where ever your standing

Yeah well you guys are always,,,,,ready

we are too.... heheheeh

Im ready!

tick tock - tick tock....

noy sure what yall are waiting on...... were sitting at the gate waiting

Good Morning ya'll! 2 More wake ups and the party is ON!

woo hoo 3 more days. yay

We'll see everybody this weekend, goodnight everybody!

Jaq, For God's sake! please wait a day or so so I can get my seat warmed up at the black jack tables!!

wish you were going pam. we will miss ya.

good for u Deb, I won't be there. I'm sure u, Randy and Truck will have lots of fun!

yeah debyi is going. is pam going also.

woohoo speedos and naked women yeha

Looks Like I Will Be At This One After All...Can't Wait...Going To Be A Very Interesting Weekend !!!

cause i want to remember the rally. lol.

hell it will be thursday night julie. lmao.

Knew we could count on ya Julie!

making note to self: Win money to bail friends out on Monday morning...

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, the horror of it all!!

Gonna be 'Q-Tip vs 'Jelly Doughnut'...now you got a reason to scream!!!!

Julie,,,yeah what Jaq said,,,and Jaq? why not...where is your sense of adventure? LOL

LOL sorry i got the name wrong puniverse..lol

OMG!!! This is so worth going to see!!

Higgins and SlimStick are gonna have a speedo contest at BAR...... watch out for the zippers... LOL

umm HELL NO SASSY. lol.

nice seeing you to julie. win lots of money in case we all need bail money. lmao. we will miss ya. have lots of fun.

yup... she's about to feed Alf!

wait, is that a cat taco??

Ok, I am just NOW jumping in on this....and well, er..uhm..well, yea..I am just sayin....lol...you guys bejhave this weekend, I am not gonna be there and well, don't make me come and get someone!!! Jaq: n ice seeing ya Sat night.....my friend in Seabrook is a great sponsor when I need him..lol

K kids, guess gona say oddie-ose for tonight, tomorrow we only got one and a wakeup! SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Want sum? LOL

hmm interesting, i cant wait to watch the show. lol.

Hawg Stop* LMAO I'm bringing it so I can watch the show,,,lol

I aint touching that shit Jaq,,I saw what it does to people at Hags Stop,,lmao

sassy, my oh my i could see you doing that after some don j and a helmet on. lmao.

I wanna jello Wrestle,,,lol

blowout, r u going to jello wrestle in your blue thong. lmao.

Mucho excited!

Woo Hoo! Sounds great!!!

well things are looking good here at the Diamond W ... all the rv sites are layed out.... the stage is up.. there is a pool right out side the bars patio wil be able to order and drink in pool... the bar in the vendor area is up and the mechinical bull is ready also... a new event we will have some late night jello wrestling. I hope yall are ready for the raly of the year..only 3 more wakes ups till the "official" start of the rally. Darrel I would luv to come down wed night to your bar but I have a feeling we will be pretty busy here..

like focker needs to know that. he has dallas and she is one hot lady.

okay - guess I will meet her on Thursday. ciao~

Marie rocks! She's a retired sex doll... anatomically correct! (that last part was for you Focker)

Focker and Kitti told me. Kitti said I have to do something or something with something... Well Socrateaze... WHO IS SARAH?? hum....

soc has a stuttering problem.

I was gonna say Marie has a Twin?

LMAO - we are cracking the heck up!!!! Where is SARAH??

Her name is Marie... How'd you know that? I was so drunk I forgot

I'm not hating anybody... I thought we were all laughing here

DON'T BE HATING ON THE PRINCESS SOCRATEAZE...SHE HAS THE PLASTIC JESUS.....

We've got a plastic chick coming with us too... her name is Sarah! Here. I'll post a pic of her from Sparks

Does Sarah know Marie? -

And if all else fails,,,Unleash the ANGRY MONKEY!

We've got a plastic chick coming with us too... her name is Sarah! Here. I'll post a pic of her from Sparks

I know Sassy.... he will protect!! haha smiling always!

now now be nice children. lol.

Leah, remember it is all good sistah,,,We have the plastic Jesus! Smile, It's all good!

not sure what that means....

I just hope that challenge doesn't smell like beer! :P

Wants to make a wager on the bet,,,,and Im thinkin I am pulling for Leah,,lol

SOCRATEAZE...... Do I SMELL a challenge?? That was not very nice :(

Correction Maybe the Don J?

Soc it wont be the beer I am thinkin, Maybe the Jon J?

Leah... you sure talk a lot a shit. people like that usually pass out ten minutes after they smell their first beer. {as he quickly ducks out of the way}

same with me sassy. no sleep this weekend. got to get some rest so i will have energy.

that a boy!! YEE HAW~~

lol Booosh

<~~No hangover ...Just sleep deprivation

I have had a hangover since 1982 - not an excuse!!! BOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<---has a hangover

you kids are not very exciting today - Damn kids - we gots 3 days...... BRING IT

Hey Jaq

afternoon focker.

bout 15 I e-mailed Dallas to tell her,,lol

How long has this been back up?

COMET!

make sure you wash and soap up everything. lmao.

Kitti must have had a TIME with her flying monkeys this weekend - she is going to miss my cat taco :( - this is what it sounds like when doves cry....

where oh where is kitti. here kitti kitti. damn are you stuck in the closet again.

Wilted would be a felony!!!! ewww is right!! I need a rape shower....

eww leah and it would get wilted too. lmao.

I may need a helmet,,,LOL But the bumpers? Hell that might be fun!

This bar chat thing has died! Guess I will resort to playing Spades on Pogo,,,lmao

sassy, maybe we should put bumpers around you so you will bounce back up if you fall. i do have an extra helmet i can bring so you wont hurt your head. lmao.

No, Jaq that would be kinda veggie - huh?? LMAO

leah lmao. i hope that you dont have any lettuce.

I wish it was laggin Leah... I have sooo much stuff to do...... I only got 200 jello shots made last nite... I need more

This is true, I am easily lost yanno

LMAO - we can keep up better here in this room... LMAO

I have officially been ordered to come back to Bar Chat

ba da dat dat da da da ba dat dat da da bow wow

In Leah Land, it is 1:18 pm - but YOU just got here so I am saying good am...

What time is it on your planet?

::Dancin to the tunes of "Tube Steak Boogie"::

Focker we all miss you and Dallas when you are,,,,umm,,,,eating,,,,lunch

Morning Focker! Top of the morning to ya!

Hi did ya miss me?

Lagging is an understatement Dallas

the next three days are going to feel like we are stuck in an elevator fo sho Dallas.

Jaq, I will need someone to park their RV at the bottom of the hill to stop me as I tump over and roll on down. Thats how I roll!

Damnit this day seems to just be lag'n along

CURBS - Cat Taco in the skreet!

Yes I was Sassy.... haha

Jax, curbs aren't hills LOL

The profile taco has lettuce on it and I do not! LMAO - Remember Jaq. Plastic Jesus is going to watch over us!

LOL, hell you guys got Orange Dress toasty too lmmfao

saw leah's taco, at least the one on her profile. sassy there are a few hills/bumps but we will watch out for you. lol.

fo sho - look at my Glass Eyes in the pics - hardy har har - I got the hippie hippie shakes today!!!!

Lil' buzz werkin Saturday Leah? LOL

I was not having fun AT ALL - ROTFFLMAO!!!!

LOL Ok Leah!!! I was glad I got a big hug from you and Fritz Saturday nite.!

Not fair Cali - good to see ya with one eye on Saturday - go and look at pics - lmao

Leah I have fire extinguisher in RV.. you are covered there....... I am almost all packed and ready tooo.... wish this place wasnt soooooooo far from me.... I have to drive like 3 miles to get there... LOL

Thursday night!!!! WOOHOO

LOL Dallas,,,we will rock those grounds!

Looks like most the party gonna start on Thursday. Least our part of it any way, cuz that's when we arrive! LOL

Sorry WB -

Sorry to hear bout Scooter WB, prayers with the family

WB sorry to hear that

ok,,,,well Im calling ya when we arrive, I have a man name Don I want to introduce you to..lol

To any of you that knew "Scooter" Harold Blackmon....he passed away this morning from complication's of C.O.P.D.....funeral detail's to follow soon

I will be there Thursday night!! Our people will already be there early on Thurs am.

Leah when are you arriving?

Dallas - that is Gato Casa funny!!

Hope I don't "Roll" too much this weekend,,,there arent any steep hills are there? LOL

LMAO,,Black Betty!

Bama Lama Ding Dong

that is how I ROLL~~~ haha

Good gurl!!

ding ding ding ding - bare nare nare nare....

BON!!!!!!!!!!! Good lord,,Kicked of after typing a long as message,,,Not typing it again! MORE COWBELL PLEASE!!

Hey mama, I told em ya had a ticket for sale too, so between the two of us, shouldn't be a problem

Just talking bout "Gato Taco's" Jax. Go look at Leah's pix from the weekend. LMAO

I have a ticket for the bar rally... Email me if your needing one.

whose are we talking about.

Dallas, I love me some Taco Casa - now I am not sure.... WAIT - we are starting to talk about TACOS again.....

i have been back for a bit. i had to go and get my hair done so i would have no more gray. lol. tried to post a message and it fucking kicked me off.i may still need 2 tickets, will know if someone got them later today. is it time t go to the rally yet.

and ya found the secret ingredient to the tacos at Taco Casa LMAO

I am BACK - had to load CL pics from Saturday - MUCHO haha - that place is off the chain~

If anyone still needs a ticket to the BAR rally, Harleygurl has one, email her on BON and she can give ya the 411

Right!

OK, you guys are making my day DRAG!

L2Ride! OMG you going to be there? Last time I saw you was the first time I saw you,,,At a light in Austin at ROT last year! LOL Stop by and say hello!

OKAY IT'S TIME FOR ALL OF US "BIKER TRASH" TO PARTY AND THE BIKER ADULT RALLY AND CUTTIN LOOSE BAR ARE THE MEETING GROUNDS...."DON'T BE SCARED"......THE BAR WILL BE OPEN EVERY DAY AT 11:00 AM UNTIL 2:00 PM SO, IF YOU WANT TO BEAT THE HEAT AT THE RALLY DURING THE DAYTIME, WE WILL HAVE THE AIR CONDITIONERS CRANKED UP HIGH SO YOU CAN COOL DOWN AND FOR ANYONE WEARING A BIKER ADULT RALLY WRIST BAND, WE ARE OFFERING .50 CENTS OFF ANY BEER OR MIXED DRINK.....JUST SHOW THEM YOUR WRIST BAND AND DRINK "ICE COLD BEER"...THAT'S RIGHT...WE ARE ONE OF THE ONLY BARS IN TOWN THAT KEEPS OUR BEER ON ICE AND IT'S THE COLDEST BEER IN TOWN.....DON'T FORGET THE BIKER ADULT PRE-PARTY ON WEDNESDAY NITE OR JULY 15TH...WE HAVE BIKE-NITE ON WEDNESDAY NITES AND WE HAVE AN ELVIS IMPERSONATOR THAT IS "INCREDIBLE"...HE PLAYS CLASSIC ROCK, NEW COUNTRY AND SO MUCH MORE...NO COVER CHARGE.....WE WELCOME ALL "BIKER TRASH" AND WE RESEMBLE THAT.....TITTIES & BEER....MY FAVORITE....

LMAO Dallas,,,Wondering............

Oh my....RALLY VIRGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!! No worries, I'm sure you won't be the only ones.....or will you? LMAO

Well you sure picked a good one to do it with! LOL,,

Ok,we're bustin' our rally cherry,so please be gentle!!!

Now it's working...who knows

I'm sorry HUNEE

It was nice at 5AM this morning, BON was moving at good speed. I guess they cant handle more than ,,,say,,,5 people on at a time?

My status won't update again

Ok we are down to 2 n a wake up.......for those of us getting there on Thursday

Sassy your guess is correct

GM Dallas!

Paddle faster...I HEAR BANJO MUSIC

LOL I am NOT gonna ask what that means!

I hope everyone has a purdy mouth!!

Banjo? Gawd is this going to turn into deliverance? LMAO,,Plastic Jesus PLEASE!!

hahahha - trying to load pics from Cuttin Loose on Saturday - I think I have Darrell talked into brining his banjo, Sassy has the Cowbell - Focker has to bring the triangle and someone for Christ's sake bring a fire entinguisher!!!!

Leah, after spending Saturday with those two, I can certainly see that being the case! LMAO Step AWAY from the cheese Puffs!

Dallas and Focker may BOTH be under the desk today!!

Oh Hell Yeah! Im packed and Ready, Have Pillow will travel!

WE GOTS THIS GURLY!!! LMAO - Let's DO this!!!!

LMAO,,Leah...ya think? Are we ready to do this thing??!?!?!

Lulu Belle - I think I will like her more than Marie!! ROTFLMAO

Lulu Belle has entered the building and bringing MORE COWBELL...Ready to rock!

Jaq - I am READY sista!

morning all. who is ready to fucking party this week. hmm I AM. hope all had a great weekend. i spent some great time with my husband and it totally rocked.

2 days and a wake up....for those getting there on WEN...LMAO!!!

Jaq Yep. Im glad I am ot one of the :Paying: members,,,this is what they get for their $$ Hell with that! I can see a day or so but this has gone on long enough

Leah Lulu Belle and her bell will be with us at the rally,,I am bringing MORE COWBELL!

sassy, it is ridiculous. i kept thinking it was my laptop. lol. oh hell yea, lets rock.

Sassy, I see you FOUND the COWBELL~~ I LOVE it.

Jaq its quiet cause BON is so screwed up it takes 10 minutes just to open mail! 3 Days and a wake up,,Ready to rock!

it is quiet. i am so ready to party. woohoo.

Who living saturday morning from college station/ bryan that wants to ride to rally with me?

5 more days.....

all is well at the hostage house. wife escaped, he let the kids go and then he ended up after a while giving up. all over an arguement with the wife.

See ya tomorrow ...be safe

yup it is friday tho let the games begin! I'll see ya tomorrow mornin (maybe) I gotta ride out a little after 10 am bye LL&R Focker out bitches!!!

Thanks focker! LOL Damn its quiet and lonley in here!

Thanx for your support Brother WBD

Ok I forgive you this time bb

Didnt mean to bail on ya Focker! LOL,,Had to take call from my boss and handle business...JAQ,,,stay in the house girl, never know what kind of psycho that is over there (Pray for the wife and babies)

Have a great weekend my new pals - see ya next week!! MUAH~ have a great weekend!!

I hear ya Focker.....like the Allman Bro's say....'No left to run with anymore'!!!!!

BIIISH!

I don't think Jaq is lookielooin lol

tough crowd....SASSY HELP!!!!...HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THIS???

fuk....no one drivin around out there....will have to wait till they start comin home I guess!!!

Jaq stay in the HOUSE

Me thinks this is not going to end well for someone JAQ

a man is holding his wife, 3 babies hostage around the block from my house.

WBD...make sure they are the slippery glazed kind..trust me on this..ouch

I am fixin to put my "fake" purse on my desk and blow up outta this bitch!!!

Think I am gonna go do doughnut's in my wheel chair!!!

right sassy....

we are all really just alone....

<~~~Knows Focker is full of shit

Whew...Focker doesn't like lonely. Focker might be a bad boy when left unattended

ok it took me a minute to get caught up, dang boss..... anywhoo i think bob and i encourage each other..... LMAO it'll be ok Focker she'll be back sooner that you think

Its ok Focker Im lonley too,,,LOL,,

well, we are still a good portion of the party too - even without Marie yet.... BOOSH

ok now i'm getting lonely

There goes a good portion of this party

A-A-A-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!11!!11!

OK Dallas I will see you in the morning,,Muwha!

Oh I hope I didn't miss you leaving baby

n BTW....play nice and don't fight....Don't make me seperate you!

Nooooooo Dallas!

and also with you, Dallas... xoxo

OK Dudes, Dudettes, Kat's & Kittens...I'm out for now....but my magic 8 ball will keep me appraised of your hap's. Stay safe, and may the force be with you....until we meet again! MWAH

:omglmmfao@dallssaaynleahbwaaahaahhaaahaaa_ahem:

sorry I gotta step outside to gain my composure,,brb,,lol

<

I am getting the FEVER for MORE COWBELL!! Sassy has a LARGE inventory of oil, Darrell has Plastic Jesus on house arrest and Dallas is whippin grade schoolers asses!!! MARIE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE MARIE!!!!!!! Stella!! Stella!!

MORE """"COWBELL""""

LMAO,,A blow up doll! OMG IM dying here! See how the party comes alive when Dallas is here!! Love ya long time Dallas! LOL

Nigga's and Ponies...leash HENRY!!!!!

<~~~~UNDERSTANDS COWBELL NOW!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy Me!(Altho someone had to verbally explain it to me)

Leah, Marie is Kooch's "airiated girlfriend's" name LOL

Focker yeah I am hoping to get there early,,,Dallas didnt u say we were bathing the negros? LOL

MORE COWBELL!!....booosh

LOMG Spewing water! Leah! LMAO

????? Baby, what did I suggest? Sassy, hell yeah mama, and Leah.......3rd grade sucked. Ya know I may not be smarter then a 5th grader, but I can sure as hell beat the shit outta one. LMMFAO

Good Sassy, maybe I'll get to see ya before I head out to Katy for my board meeting...and do I mean bored meeting

Okay Dallas, Focker I am confused about Marie? Sparks Rally, does this have to do with Cowbell, Monkeys, Plastic Jesus, or Fish Oil??

Leah so is my daughter's. Dallas i was referring to your suggestion lol

NOPE still in 3rd.... LONG FRIDAY

Dallas, I am sure I will be up by 7,,,drink coffee and get woke up,,I am thinkin yes, around 10

Was just thinkin' with my 'Dip Stick' again is all

Is it 4th grade yet???? DAMN!

DALLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My middle name is Marie!!!!! LMAO is that some sign?

Sassy, you gonna be here bout 10 n the a.m.?

Com'mon baby, SAY IT....your know it's true!

I see Michelle has you fooled sistah,,,we need to talk,,,LOL

BOB is, Michelle just encourages that type of behavior....YOU GO GIRL!!!

LMFAO DALLAS!!!

Dallas,,LMAO,,,Michelle,,YOU ARE!

omg, and y'all thought i was bad LMAO

Jax, I wudn't "hold'n him" wuz just making a suggestion that he stay, that's all. LMAO

Hey Leah, she has a name, Marie....Least that is what we have gathered from the Sparks Rally

JAQ,,,Quick,,In the closet!!!!!!!!!!!

LEAH,,,My mother taught me to NEVER spit,,,Its not lady like ::wink::

omg there is a hostage situation around the block from my house. swat, helicopter, more police and guns.

Dallas! FOCKER...TMI TMI TMI,,Please dont go there, Im here with no dipstick,,WTF kinda friends are you? LMAO

Dallas,,,Reading Low? Aint no dip stick been in my oil reserve in a VERY long time,LMAO

What's her dipstick's name baby?

N, no baby, you EAT Dallas, cuz I'm magically delicious!

Is is Absolutely Fabulous Focker!! LOVE that show!!

omg i just read something about deliverance and heard banjos playing and pigs squealing.

Hey Sassy, from what I can tell....your dip stick is reading...LOW

DAYUMMMMMMM.... Contain that missle!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Just spit on the floor !! hahahahahha

Just for a few....could feel my peeps miss'n me, and had to chime in

Luv the new profile pic Leah

Michelle, I wish, My oil reserve is getting a tad high!

Leah,,LMAO,,,,Im on overflow but if you say so,,I will keep it contained!

Is it BAR time yet dammit????????

Sassy, we are all on oil reserve for the rally - do NOT let go of any for ANY reason!! ROTFFLMAO

lmao

WBD HUH????? Me share my fish oil? OMG,,LMAO,,,Um

Like that Focker,,,LOL

The gravity on this planet is holding me down

Dallas came out to play!!

lucky charms?? WTF?

was jammin to my 'playlist' again....nuttin else to do since Sassy won't share her female 'Fish Oil' with me!!!

'Lost In Space' there Will Robinson!!!!

I eat lucky charms

Where TF are you? LMAO

okay - BOOSH!

omg too funny.....

And it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck....gotta heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo!!!!

LMAO Focker!

Leah ah na. That all I'm going to tell you so SHUT IT

OHHHH......and the suspense begin's!!!!

Leah,,,you will find out soon enough,,,lmao!

It is a BOY barbie - right Focker... ??

LOL Focker,,,Leah it will all be over before you even realized what happened. It will be OK,,,we will be here for you during your recovery process!

as long as it does not hurt I am solid - thanks Focker...

If I told you, well that goes the bro code so I can't do that but it won't hurt if you keep your eyes closed.

But that would look good on video tho!!!

Maybe they won't make ya 'squeel like a pig'!!!

Let me know when ya hear da 'Dualin' Harley's'.....LOL

Is this BON or Deliverence???

Awww nooo....don't be skuuurrdddd lil girl.....it's candy!!!

Be afraid,,,be very very afraid

Is one o' dem dar nitiation thang's Leah!!!

You know where I can find sum of dat der stuff?!?!?!

Focker... Help a sista out with the 411 YO

LOL WBD,,,,good job

Ok....lemme CLARIFY.......'Female Fish Oil'!!!!!

::::Coverin eyes::::: I dont know if I wanna see that answer

okay Focker, back to Kooch's barbie doll. Kitti tells me I have to do sumthin with it? What would that be?

WBD,,,,don't let Fish see that comment,,,LOL

Focker I agree, It is never gonna end

Focker this Friday is longer than 3rd grade.......BOOOSH

I'd like be gettin sum 'fish oil'.....does a body good!!!

This is the longest Friday ever!!!!!

LMAO...hey I am just trying to help a brother out!

Fish OIL? LMAO - ewwwww Stinky Town NO!

WBD...whew,,,OK,,,thought maybe ya needed a lil fish oil to break that up and get it flowing again

Not that kinda 'blocked' Sassy.....LOL

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the Manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face now with both hands. Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me -I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and his full head of hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues seductively, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. She slowly continues, "Tell him,... that there,...is no toilet paper in the ladies room

Focker I knew ya loved me!!!

LMAo,,,Need some Laxatives?

Of course not silly wabbit

omg lmao.

Hell....think I am just blocked

LOL,,Nahhhh Focker, he's mah brother,,,LOL,,He wouldnt do that to me! .........Would ya Focker? (Innocent look)

Bobcat is cock-blocked again Sassy....

LOL Focker

Looks like it's just you and me WBD in here with all the Godesses

Id like to be home too,,,Hell with MILK,,,A NAP, I am thinking does a body good!

I am ready to go HOME - grrrrrrrrrrrrrr and yes DM we IS Goddesses~!

My mind is wondering,,,Sorry Doll, Im here and jist peach tho! Hows your day going?

Sassy, I am not feeling you today :(

i agree Dive

yea me too. now back to work.

schweeet!!! Hook a sister up with some cool air! Yeah, I think the men folk do need to fan us like the goddesses we are

Peekin in

I wish they would fan us or something like that...

no your not DM you can come in the RV with us!