Battle Of The Sexes! Who Came FIrst ? Not Me ?

Attending

Invited

No Not Me ? Why Not You ?

LMAO!!

Wow so nice in put here,

LIZZ, we can settle the question when you get to Texas!!

I always work it so that Women come first~! Matter of fact I'd rather have her come first & several time before me~! Wide open is good~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~A real man doesn't make love to a thousand different women, he makes love to one woman a thousand different ways~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it under his feet~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~People take different roads seeking fulfillment & happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost~ Enjoy

Hey there cousin it, that is okay

11/17/2009 3:13:30 PM "Doctor, have you ever heard of a sexual disease that turns your penis yellow?" "No. Maybe it's your job. What do you do?" "I don't have a job. I just sit at home eat cheese puffs and watch Porn

over the hill...nah...we're coasting sis...long weekend... was slow...

What happened here, did you run out of THat Little Blue Pill? I knew it , push comes to shove you guys are all over the hill , Who pushed you down!!!!!

11/15/2009 5:36:46 PM THE CRABBY OLD MAN When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North Platte , Nebraska , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri . The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem. And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this 'anonymous' poem winging across the Internet: *The Crabby Old Man * What do you see nurses? . .. . What do you see? What are you thinking . . . . . when you're looking at me? A crabby old man, . ... . . . . not very wise, Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . .with faraway eyes? Who dribbles his food . . .. . .and makes no reply . When you say in a loud voice ..'I do wish you'd try!' Who seems not to notice . . . .the things that you do . And forever is losing . . . . . . A sock or shoe? Who, resisting or not . . . . . lets you do as you will, With bathing and feeding . . . .The long day to fill? Is that what you're thinking?. . Is that what you see? Then open your eyes, nurse . . .you're not looking at me . I'll tell you who I am . . . . . . As I sit here so still, As I do at your bidding, .. . . . .as I eat at your will. I'm a small child of Ten .. . . .with a father and mother, Brothers and sisters . . . . .. . . who love one another. A young boy of Sixteen . . . . . with wings on his feet Dreaming that soon now . . . . . a lover he'll meet. A groom soon at Twenty . . . . .my heart gives a leap. Remembering, the vows . . . . ..that I promised to keep. At Twenty-Five, now . . . . . . . I have young of my own. Who need me to guide . . . . . .and a secure happy home. A man of Thirty . . . .. .. . . . . My young now grown fast, Bound to each other . . . . .. . . .With ties that should last. At Forty, my young sons .. . . .. have grown and are gone, But my woman's beside me. . . . to see I don't mourn. At Fifty, once more, . . . . . . . babies play 'round my knee, Again, we know children . . . . . My loved one and me. Dark days are upon me . . . . .. .my wife is now dead. I look at the future ... . . . . . and shudder with dread.. For my young are all rearing . .. young of their own. And I think of the years . . . . and the love that I've known. I'm now an old man . . . . . . . . and nature is cruel. Tis jest to make old age . . . . . look like a fool. The body, it crumbles . . . . . . grace and vigor, depart. There is now a stone . . . . . . where I once had a heart. But inside this old carcass . . . . a young guy still dwells, And now and again . . . .. .. . . . my battered heart swells. I remember the joys . . . . . . .. I remember the pain. And I'm loving and living. . . . . my life all over again. I think of the years, . . . . . . .all too few and gone too fast. And accept the stark fact . . . that nothing can last. So open your eyes, people. . . . open and see. Not a crabby old man. . . . . . . Look closer . . . . see ME!! Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within ... If we live long enough, we will all, one day, be there, too! PLEASE SHARE THIS POEM: The best and most beautiful things of this world can't be seen or touched.. They must be felt by the heart. God Bless All who read this Poem Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain! 11/15/2009 5:36:46 PM THE CRABBY OLD MAN When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North Platte , Nebraska , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Shy! hmmm that is something I have never been accused of. And Lizz I like that comment about spread open wider hehe that works for me

It is just that some send me things for me to place here .... cause they are shy

11/12/2009 12:12:23 PM A cowboy walks into a bar and he realizes it's a gay bar. But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink." When the gay bartender approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your weewee?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink." The gay bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your weewee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'" The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock.'" and gives a wink. Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name. He exclaims, "The name of my weewee is 'SECRET..' Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asked, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN.

Big Smiles Yes This is open, and The more open the wider it spreads. Bring It On

yea young but long thay haveing fun . did we not have fun back in thouse days did we not do some of the same fullishnus . what make us week should make us strong . with love kindnuss sweet words have we forgoton days gone buy thanks for shareing this as well sweet music . im tired of empty queen side bed.

they are baby

I thought all posts were open to comment.

Yeah,,, Hey There SSHock/ Okland Nomad, I think that he wants to still keep it hush hush, after all he sent it to me

I guess he didn't pay attention to rule 5!

Replying to Hi COWBOY TOMB STONE Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in The Logan City Cemetery , Logan , Utah .. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, Who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you Laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust And who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed And who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women Do not know each other.

I love it stray Wolf

Thats cause we came together and it was to loud in here!

What did you say I can't hear you

ahhhhh Thats funny

Lizz that is a good one!!!!! Here's one, A fireman got married and wanted an good way to let his wife know when he wanted sex. So he got a bell and told her the when he rang it the first time she was to strip. On the second ring she was to begin giving him head. The third ring was for intercourse!!! So he rang it once and she striped and on the second ring she began oral on him. The third ring and she mounted him. He was very pleased with his idea, till she rang the bell for the fourth time. He asked her what was that for? She replied you need to roll out more hose, your nowhere near the FIRE!!!!!!

Good one.... 11/3/2009 10:54:11 AM Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. > Both were very faithful and loving wives, however > They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi > Breezers. > > Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to > Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. > > One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought > She would take off her panties and use them. > > Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive > Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. > > She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave > That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she > Proceeded to wipe with that. > > After the girls did their business, they proceeded to > Go home. > > The next day, the husband of one of the women was > concerned > That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed > hung over, so he > phoned the other husband and said: > "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting > to suspect the worst. My > wife came home with no panties!!" > > "That's nothing," said the other husband, > "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that > said..... > > 'From all of us at the Fire Station. > We'll never forget you.' "

And Not now honey, I'm Watching the game... And No I never ever said I had a headache, I just went to sleep.. NIGHTIE NIGHT

You Got That right...

Smart lady, X's and O's take 2 to = anything.

X + O + 1 =0

Hummmm couch kitti is always good!!!!!!

Slayer this kitty is spread out on the couch ;-}

Hell when I have sex it is so good the neighbors need a cigarette!!!!!!!

It's Moaning Monday especially when the lady cums first ;-}

I came first...I wasnt trying to, it just happened...but hey, then you came...hehehe, so it was good all around. hehehehe

No planning here just when it happens ride it to the fullest of desires

Couisn....You have a point!!! It is very special when the people are in love!!!! However think about this.....I really like good food and going to a very nice place to eat is great......But I will eat at the dairy queen to keep from being horney....errr I mean hungry!!!.....lol

But sex is just sex with out Love & passion....What happened to Compassion & Passion?? Where did Love go??... Sex is meaningless with out them..

X + O =??.. X + O = Massage Therapy For The Lips!!...

Lizz No game here just like to make sure the lady is happy!!!! I for one am a try-sexual.......I will try most anything sexual!!!!!......lol

my my my, we are getting slightly off course here... When in our daily lives , what happened to spontaneity , if you have a plan in hand, then where is the wonders... If you have a goal and it is always the same. sounds to me like it's all a game.

Turbo I agree the ending is great but enjoy the whole ride from the first kiss to the last drop of sweat the ride will be sooooooo much better if you do!!!!! I personally like to see how many time I can get the lady to come before we are though!!! That will normally make them cum back for more!!!!!

Concentrating solely on the destination takes away from the thrill of the journey. Enjoy the ride, don't look forward to it ending. Yeah, the early bird gets the worm but who in the hell likes worms!!!

mmmmmm so very tender

Oh Lizz I would love to take your body shot cherry then!!!!! And yes cumming together is very nice!!!!

Body Shots, Never Done... It matters who cums not, it matters who was first .. not... It only matters if it matters to you. Butttt Having had said that, Have you or will you ... Male And Females "Come Together"

Sounds like alot of fun!!

lick away slayer I'm in for body shots & for cuming

cbow we would love you to join in on the body shots!!!! I get to pick where to lick!!!!!!......lol

Both sexes have Pros and Cons. Where we men lack, you women excel and where you women lack we men excel. Thats why we were made differently..

it don't matter to me winterdrangon just as long as I cum lol

Does it really who came first, as long as ya both came?

I'm in for the body shots

Lizz we have decided to do body shots want to join us? All you need to bring is yourself and the lime!!!!!....lol

WHAT IS GOING ON HER

Ya know I love my tequila!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bring the tequila and I will get the Ice,blender and salt. A/G you bring yourself and the lime!!!! Body shot time!!!!.....lol

everyone needs to believe in something, ill take tequila, i mean, after all, i know its there, i can see it, i can drink it, i can feel its effects on me, and no matter where i go, i know theres always more tequila to, heres to tequila!!! MAS TEQUILA!!!

Easy there Palerider. You can not believe in God if you want you have that right, I also have the right to believe. As far as it being a joke you are right I have had fun with this and many other topics. As far as my pants well you are the first to complain and the wrong sex to make a difference so they stay where they are!!!

Be nice!!

douche narcissique et égocentrique d'uber

first off, atheist, god dont exist, second, it was a joke, 3rd, who really gives a rats ass? 4th, pull your pants up for cryin out loud

YEA BUT CAN YOU WRITE YOUR NAME IN THE SNOW?!?!?!?!?!......LOL

Soooo Slayer, we girls can squat!!!!!

WE CAN PEE STANDING UP!!!......WE WIN!!!!!!,,,,,,,,LOL

In my quest . I want that as well.

Tis better to walk as Equals & side by side Then be wrong & carry on...I don't want to lead nor do I want to follow...

Sent to me from.... Save Some For Later=SSHOCK/oakland/nomad... I always say....don't sweat the petty things....pet the sweaty things! LOL

Oh Cousin It... I love that ending.... It Is Devine To Have And To Hold.... Then Not to Hold And Be Cold... I likie

Ouch..LOL... I never think there are, but I know there are alot of useless Boobs around...not just towards women but to their fellow mankind...I strive to make my Lady happier then she's ever been...I have No problem shareing the cooking & cleaning chores or feeding her breakfast in bed twice a week... Because I know whenever I get sick.. she is right there feeding me in bed...Its devine to have & to hold then not to & be cold...

That is always nice to do Lizz but tough to time everytime!!!..lol I hope I never let a lady down by finishing first and not making sure they have a chance to have their fun!!!!

*ahhh.. Seems to me that you all come first, but yet neither will tell the other. so we continue to come but yet we never cum together

It’s amazing how God made man, and so beautiful how he made woman! Why did God create Woman from Man’s rib, when He could have simply created her from dust, as He did Man? This is a story that puts a beautiful touch on the reasoning: “When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him from the dust of the Earth and breathed life into his nostrils. But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you. Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity. From one bone I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man’s life. I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do.” “Around this one bone I shaped you. I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully. Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. You provide protection for the most delicate organ in man, his heart. His heart is the center of his being; his lungs hold the breath of life. The rib cage will allow itself to be broken before it will allow damage to the heart. Support man as the rib cage supports the body.” “You were not taken from his feet, to be under him, nor were you taken from his head, to be above him. You were taken from his side, to stand beside him and be held close to his side. You are my perfect angel. You are my beautiful little girl. You have grown to be a splendid woman of excellence, and my eyes fill when I see the virtue in your heart. Your eyes: don’t change them. Your lips: how lovely when they part in prayer. Your nose so perfect in form, your hands so gentle to touch. I’ve caressed your face in your deepest sleep; I’ve held your heart close to mine. Of all that lives and breathes, you are the most like me.” “Adam walked with me in the cool of the day and yet he was lonely. He could not see me or touch me. He could only feel me. So everything I wanted Adam to share and experience with me, I fashioned in you: my holiness, my strength, my purity, my love, my protection and support. You are special because you are the extensionof me.” “Man represents my image, woman - my emotions. Together, you represent the totality of God. So man, treat woman well. Love her, respect her, for she is fragile. In hurting her, you hurt me. What you do to her, you do to me. In crushing her, you only damage your own heart, the heart of your Father and the heart of her Father. Woman, support man. In humility, show him the power of emotion I have given you. In gentle quietness show your strength. In love, show him that you are the rib that protects his inner self.”

Wow...I have to agree with StrayWolf.Perhaps if people would stop thinking only about themselves and try harder to please the other, then it shouldn't matter who cums 1st or for that matter who does or doesn't cum at all! We all want to be loved and cared for and when your partner shows that to you, you bet it will be returned. At least it does on my part.I'm a natural giver,caretaker so, I want to please my man.I've done more pleasing then been pleased...believe me, but when I was pleased..Wow! I sure hope I did my part to please him too! If both feel that way wow...that is the Ultimate! One doesn't always have to cum to feel satisfied. It's not all about Me!! It's about Us! And when it isn't...that's when it all falls apart!Being on the same page is what it's all about!Actions do speak louder then words!Sometimes the foreploay,afterplay and just plain caressing,holding and sharing means more depending on the circumstances! You want to feel good....make someone else feel good and watch it return to you! ;)

I was wondering.... is the question about a particular time or just in general? If it's just in general there can't be an answer. Sometimes one of the people involved are only concerned about pleasing the other and not them selves. I figure if my only concern is to make my partner cum first then I will be taken care of to. Who cums first doesn't matter. As long as you are both pleased, left breathing heavily, exhausted, wanting more but need a break to get ready for it.

A/G you are right it is like when you go for a ride, it's not the destination it's the journey!!!!

You know Palerider, I really respect what you say, but I can't understand why a woman would care what a man thought and fake orgasms. To me its all about fun and having a good time and if a man can't make me orgasm, it just pisses me off, and I am not gonna fake one to make him feel mocho!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep safe my friend!!

do you know why women fake orgasms? because they think we care...

I remember that as well!!!! believe there were harley's playing music in the background too!!!!

I don't know but I thought there was alot of kissing going on also, especially in the meadow under the stars.

lmao you are so right there sexy

not bragging if you can back it up!!!!!!!....lol

no kissing and telling only fucking and bragging lol

Quit counting at three I figure if you got three I was doing my part!!!! And yes I was errr......enjoying as well!!!!!.....lol Glad that bike turned around or we would have had a crowd!!!!......lol

Why Slayer I didn't know you were counting! I was to busy enjoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lizz now you know what happens at the rally stays at the rally!!! I will say that in the battle of the sexes there the lady did cum first!!!.....and second....and third!!!....lol

Oh yeah.... anything you can share,,, go ahead tell us ... we can keep a secret

Back from Angle City rally....Was off the chain!!!

What is everyone out riding ?

and when you do, Remember I carry two cameras, one close up and one far away.. I never want to miss a shot.. Im ready when you are

Lizz like I said there's no way I can loose!!!! Even if the ladies prevail I am going to be very happy!!!! Sooooooooo LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, Your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yep, that's me." God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!" "Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in some key words And waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."

Hardtail 64, who might you want to participate !!!!!! HMMMMMMM ?????

Oh MY gosh... If That's an invite .. Lets KICK IT... Dang Slayer You Are Going To Have To Put Up Or... Who Knows What !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO

Biker Joke Of The Week A biker walks into a convenience at about 2:30 in the morning. He walks up to the cashier and asks "Where are your tampons?" The clerk goes, "Right down on aisle three, on the end to the left." Biker disappears down the aisle and finally, about 45 min. later he returns carrying toilet paper and cotton balls. The cashier starts to ring him up and goes, "You know, I know it's none of my business, but I thought you were here for tampons." Biker goes, "Well, last week I sent my ol' lady out for smokes and she comes back with ziz zags and tobacco, by God that fucking bitch can roll her own too."

lilrebel he couldn't handle me let alone handle all of us sisters in the same yr LMAO Lizz girl you got to cum party with us sisters we'll show you who cums 1st love ya

LMAO....that will be interesting Slayer.I know about those shots but I'm still thinkin cbow will wear your ass out.

Well bring it on Slayer we'll see darling

I have a friend that can get me a shot to be able to handle it!!!!!.....don't worry!!!!! Challenge hell even if I loose I win!!!!! ;{)

Now if you need a photographer to capture those moments, YOU KNOW me, I can be any where at any time, ... big smiles, I may have to change this to... The Challenge Of The Sexes

hell slayer you won't have enough get up and go for me when you are done with kitti gusher and all, baby I need lots lmao

Sounds like a plan! If cbows ok with it I am!!!!!

Oh My Gosh... are the children playing while Lizz is out of the house... Dang ,,, If and or when you connect, YOU GOT TO TELL all... at least to me... Don't worry the 170,000 members won't say a word shhh , no secrets amongst friends right ... WINK WINK

If you say so baby

I will get there. Good things are worth waiting for!!!

yeah I'll believe that if you ever show up lmao

Cbow you will think your the engerizer bunny when I get there!!!!!

Lizz you know me out front out spoken and want cum at all costs LMAO

cbow,,, Slayer ... both dang... MMMMMMMMMMMM

cbow... dang girl... I so agree with you

really who cares who cums 1st as long as I cum lmao

..........and anyway.....John Lennon got it right.....CUM TOGETHER!!!!!

.....So there he was...ADAM.....all alone in the garden of Eden, God asked Adam if all was ok, Adam replied..."God, I want to have someone to share my life with, who will laugh at all my jokes-no matter how silly they may be, to nurse me better when I feel unwell, to patch up every little hurt I get doing the things that I do, to help me with the menial chores, she would be subservient in some ways and always be of good disposition.....God thought for a moment and said to Adam..."What you have asked for would be very expensive, VERY expensive indeed", so Adam asked God just how Expensive it would be for him to have such a companion... God said, "Such a woman would cost you an arm and a leg...". So Adam went away and thought for a while then returned to God and asked....."God, what do I get for a rib?" ..... and the rest as you know is history!!!!!

mmmmmmmm mmm mmmmmmmmmmm think my panties might be getting wet

I would much rather the lady cum first!!! It is a very beautiful thing to watch a lady get lost in the moment of lust and see the look on her face as the waves of orgasm crash over her!!!!

Hell turbo you can cum 1st if you want you guys usally do I have no problem with being on top and finishing up yep Lizz you know me LMAO

Don't women believe in equality? hehehe Why can't the man be first sometimes? Nothing wrong with that, is there? What's you take on that Lizz.

cbow are you at it again? heheheh

Dang SS ,,, SS=Save Some + Shock, = it will last longer

Hell SShock its ok if you cum 1st just don't roll over I'll climb on top and finsih myself

Remember what I wrote when you first posted this? The guy came first....then he rolled over and went to sleep....and women have been pissed ever since!

Ladies Look What I read While searching My Friends:::: Johnny has found the most perfect ideal woman. Now if I could only find where the blow up thingy is.///////HMMMMMMM

No Harvester Of Eyes.. you are right on cue, stating what comes naturally to you.. honesty

Congrats kwikbny on your sons first goal.... You are right, and why would you be wrong.. Momma raised you well

a gentleman should make sure his lady cums 1st (or am i off on the wrong suject again ?)

The woman always comes first..at least that's how I was trained...lol

This story you are about to read is true, and in this story you will find, that ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS

The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn , arrived in early October excited about their opportunities When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve. T hey worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc, and on December 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished. O n December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days. O n the 21st, the pastor went over to the church. His heart sank when he saw that the roof had leaked, causing a large area of plaster about 20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the front wall of the sanctuary just behind the pulpit, beginning about head high. T he pastor cleaned up the mess on the floor, and not knowing what else to do but postpone the Christmas Eve service, headed home. On the way he noticed that a local business was having a flea market type sale for charity so he stopped in. One of the items was a beautiful, handmade, ivory colored, crocheted tablecloth with exquisite work, fine colors and a Cross embroidered right in the center. It was just the right size to cover up the hole in the front wall.. He bought it and headed back to the church. B y this time it had started to snow. An older woman running from the opposite direction was trying to catch the bus.. She missed it. The pastor invited her to wait in the warm church for the next bus 45 minutes later. She sat in a pew and paid no attention to the pastor while he got a ladder, hangers, etc., to put up the tablecloth as a wall tapestry. The pastor could hardly believe how beautiful it looked and it covered up the entire problem area. Then he noticed the woman walking down the center aisle.. Her face was like a sheet.. "Pastor," she asked, "where did you get that tablecloth?" The pastor explained. The woman asked him to check the lower right corner to see if the initials, EBG were crocheted into it there. They were. These were the initials of the woman, and she had made this tablecloth 35 years before, in Austria T he woman could hardly believe it as the pastor told how he had just gotten the Tablecloth. The woman explained that before the war she and her husband were well-to-do people in Austria . When the Nazis came, she was forced to leave. Her husband was going to follow her the next week. He was captured, sent to prison and never saw her or home again. T he pastor wanted to give her the tablecloth; but she made the pastor keep it for the church. The pastor insisted on driving her home, that was the least he could do.. She lived on the other side of Staten Island and was only in Brooklyn for the day for a housecleaning job. W hat a wonderful service they had on Christmas Eve. The church was almost full. The music and the spirit were great. At the end of the service, the pastor and his wife greeted everyone at the door and many said that they would return. One older man, whom the pastor recognized from the neighborhood continued to sit in one of the pews and stare, and the pastor wondered why he wasn't leaving. The man asked him where he got the tablecloth on the front wall because it was identical to one that his wife had made years ago when they lived in Austria before the war and how could there be two tablecloths so much alike. H e told the pastor how the Nazis came, how he forced his wife to flee for her safety and he was supposed to follow her, but he was arrested and put in a prison.. He never saw his wife or his home again all the 35 years in between. T he pastor asked him if he would allow him to take him for a little ride. They drove to Staten Island and to the same house where the pastor had taken the woman three days earlier. He helped the man climb the three flights of stairs to the woman's apartment, knocked on the door and he saw the greatest Christmas reunio

When you tell the truth it may come out wrong, body language and actions speak louder than words. If we are nt pleased by what someone has done we speak it loud and clear, when we are hurt by those words we react through our body, words don't always say how you feel because we all hear it differently. When some one tells you they love you but never show it, Do they love you, perhaps, but actions do speak louder than words. I'm not talking about buy ing the the love either. it truly is time well spent that one feels loved. If we are new to a relationship, we can only see you, your words are not clear... but what you do and how you do it, is always taken in

That was sent to me as well as most I most then answer to, I see while I was away some deeper thoughts have now entered in

Yeah....but if ya don't treat it right, it'll sure let ya know about it! HHHMMMM....sounds just like a woman!

Liz? Me and tough? Nah, just realistic. The nice thing is, if we're being treated right, we'll be nice, too. We'll even be nice sometimes when you least expect it. Greg, I 100% agree. But the nice thing is, we don't all mess it up. And sometimes, we even mop up after ourselves and get back on the straight and narrow... Spitfire, The thing with honesty is, it sometimes hurts. Not everyone appreciates that all the time. Also, sometimes it depends on how we convey that piece of honesty. Sometimes it's not what I say that my DH reacts to, but the tone in my voice, the pitch, my body language - many different things. And we can end up growling at each other, only to realise the message didn't come across right. Just good we have a pact not to fight. Ever. Just sit down with each other and discuss. So far we're doing okay with that.

God did it right. We are the ones that mess things up.Live ,Love and forgive

Oh My Crackers, a little tough are you... funny... Yes spitfire an event that we can all be in on , BEcause We Do All Live So Far Away" These remarks were sent to me and I found them great to share. The battle of the sexes go on... WHO CAME FIRST GUYS? Are you the gentlemen? You know what I mean !

Here's another one: God created Adam and asked him to name all the animals. They marched past him, two by two. So Adam name the lion, the mouse, the elephant - you get the drift. Then Adam thought hard and said: "God, they're all two by two. Why am I on my own?" So God said: "Alright, Adam. You've got a point. But it'll cost." And POOOOOF, a dream woman stood right next to Adam. Great body, good brain, down to earth, submissive and loving and caring and all. Anything a man could wish for. God continued "I can see from your gawking you're impressed. But she's a top of the range model, so it'll cost you an arm and a leg." So Adam thinks about it carefully and then turns back to God: "So what do I get for a rib?" ... See, and that's why men deserve just what they get. LOL

UNMISTAKEABLY ,THE ONE ON THE LEFT!

Woody Like most men I am a Mono-tasker...one beer, one woman, one idea, one mission. Anything more and we lose focus.

Tell me, share with me.. your thoughts, This one was sent to me...... Read on

9/20/2009 7:18:56 PM On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!" That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

sent to me today....Back to who came frist it's both in the beggening god one split into male and female and has forever sence been trying to get it's self back to one ever sense

Yes One of those Is Mine!

What makes one butt better than another ?

WOW I was away and you all came to play

Hey, maybe cause it's Friday. Go to FORUM into BIKER CHAT and check out the thread "we're having a party - what are you bringing". Can't see any BATTLE at all, ESPECIALLY between the sexes. All nice play, harmless horsing around. It CAN be done!

Apparently we have hit the proverbial wall here

50 AND LOVING IT!!!

Gotta agree with Lizz. From both sides of the sexes - give up trying to pretend to be someone you're not. You'll be found out sooner rather than later. Be yourself. Be true. That's enough.

Happy Birthday Mad Welder... How grand it is. 50 Is the best. We have come to know who we are and Best Yet, We Are PlEased

Morning Lizz, wow every time I come back here it just is more intense! Well day off vacation for me birthday 50 HELP Oh I have to agree with ipop.

How many of you got e-mails to enhance the mails size, to now find out they want it thicker.. Thicker is better they write. I ask you this, who are they to implant these thoughts in our minds. Ladies are they write? Do we want to have them sending us subliminal messages to us? Do we really need them to dictate plant that seed. We already know what truly matters. The eyes have it, The hands have it, the smell and the taste, Save your money guys, Just feel the realness within, cause it sure will come to be the most passionate night if you just follow your blood cells desires.

Thank You Ronin... The sense of touch and feel are so very much neglected when in reality what is on stage is there to pleasure how ? The eyes gaze , but what is it they truly see, Are They seeing their mate, wanting them to be there at that very moment. What is it that comes to mind in a bar filled to over capacity ?

Going back to Dr. Amend , he has got to learn mens olfaction is in there eyes. Our true taste and smell are fried from the Bar life. We look and see and want. It's when you start talking to that hotty the fantasy is over. Think about it. This is a wild page you got!

ahhh I see so then naked bodies don;t make the bar a success

when Ive seen all the female bodies in the world I'll let you know if thats true .....better get to work!

Oh, so you don't mean to say "when you've seen one you wanna see them all"? There must still be hope for humankind. ROFLMAO

I would much rather meet a lady and if the chemistry is right do the erotic stuff ie dancing,stripping and whatever comes next on a personal level,in private settings ...much more erotic than say seeing the whole package at a strip club or biker event ...the imagination can be an aphrodisiac in itself and if you already know what your getting ,well.... you know the rest

Confessional - When we used to live in Germany, we sometimes went past clubs where poor women lived who couldn't afford clothes ;) - i.e. strip clubs for the US audience here LOL. My hubby was always welcomed in, but when I asked if I could come as well, everyone was embarrassed. Why would that be? (insert innocent grin here) Seriously, there's loads of stuff out there with nakid women. What about nakid men? Be fair, guys? Or are you afraid we may laugh? On the other hand, do we ladies really WANT to know? Personally, if you want to sell me a bike, show me the bike, SELL me the BIKE. Keep the rest of the crap yourself. I know what I like. I may be a woman and not understand half of the technical stuff. But I KNOW WHAT I LIKE. So if you want me to respect you, show me the same respect. If I need help, I'll ask. And for showing boobs - well, if the rack is nice and you really need it, show away. I know my worth. So don't wonder if I don't join in. Because otherwise I'd disrespect my better half. And that's not gonna happen!

No complaints I can understand, How ever my question is , Is it important to bikers that boobs be shown in the area where they tend to drink? Is it that sex sells the bike the event or any thing they want to step to

Krackers MY club works great ...havent heard no complaints from any of the ladies!

So lizz If I didnt wash that pheremone off Id get MORE women??I thought women like men to shower ....see no really does mean yes so just go for it guys ...science cant be wrong!!!

not here either I rather charm the clothes off

Spend money on naked women? you mean like strip clubs? Sorry, not this guy.. I might be a sucker, but, (no offense guys) Not that much of one, lol.

What drives one person into the arms of another? According to a quiet, midwest Doctor and human hormone expert, Dr, Virgil Amend, the answer lies partly in the body's chemicals. Scientists have long been aware that the human body produces powerful air-borne chemical hormones called Pheromones. Until recently the purpose of these Pheromones was a mystery. But now researchers have discovered that the body's production of the of these chemicals stems from our evolutionary need to find a mate and reproduce. It turns out we all have an organ just inside the nasal cavity called the vomeronasal organ (VNO). It appears that the sole function of the VNO is to detect trace amounts of pheromones, and in turn, stimulate the limbic region of the brain, also known as the 'Seat of Emotions'. This area of the brain is responsible for our emotions and sexual attraction. The evidence has become clear that the purpose of Pheromones is to stimulate attraction in members of the opposite sex. This has been borne out in various scientific studies on animals as well as a famous "twins" study done by the ABC News show 20/20. To test whether pheromones really work 20/20 sent sets of identical male and female twins to a speed-dating event and gave them each a scent - one twin in each set received a scent containing pheromones. No one knew who had what. They went on 10 dates each lasting five minutes. The daters then completed forms stating which of the people they would like to see again. At the end of the evening they tallied the results: Nine men wanted to see Sarah again and five men wanted to see Bridget again. As for the guys, 10 women were interested in Dave and only six women were interested in Paul. Sarah and Dave were wearing the pheromones. Now back to our intrepid doctor. The challenge for Dr. Amend was to figure out how to manufacture Pheromones so that they could be used as a natural human attractant. His solution was to formulate a product called Pheromone Advantage. According to Dr. Amend, "Humans naturally produce their own pheromones. However, we wash them away or disguise them with frequent bathing, detergents, antiperspirants, etc." "Our understanding of the human capacity to sense pheromones and the nerve pathways that deliver those signals to the brain have paved the way to the development of our powerful formulation." Pheromone Advantage blends the four most powerful pheromones in a concentrated formula proven to activate and stimulate the VNO organ in the opposite sex." By supplementing with a few drops of the Pheromone Advantage formula, you can not only replace natural levels of these pheromones, but boost levels to the extent that the concentration is unavoidable." What does that mean? Well, according to Dr. Amend, and to thousands of repeat customers it apparently means more flirting, more dates and more passion. Today, Pheromone Advantage is offered with an unconditional 90 day money back guarantee. The product ships in a discreet, unmarked package and if you're not satisfied in any way, the company will refund the entire product price - no questions asked.

ahh Krackers welcome aboard.....

ahh Krackers welcome aboard.....

Welcome aboard Sparky Blue eyes, don't mind a bit, Just got back from Roar to The shore, let me share this with you... Gentlemen.. Why Do you spend your money on Naked women????

Hi all. Lizz..hope you don't mind my adding what a friend sent this past week. "God may have created man before woman, but there's always a rough draft before the masterpiece!" Amen Jebbs! Enjoy your week Lizz & everyone else. Peace .. Sparky "~"

JPOP, You're either not talking about the right club or you're not using it right. The club that I'm familiar with is definitely not going to the head - although it sinks in ;)

sometimes it seems us men are still evolving as we were still cavemen ....takes a couple of clubs to the head before it sinks in!!

Why Do The Good Ones Live So Far Away ?

A little known fact.... The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

Well RJuleS...you know most girls know there is good and bad in everything. Just depends on what a guy happens to eat and enjoy which is sometimes very sad for the girls and really for the guys. But LIzz has the best solution anyways. Well sounds good anyways.....The bar story though sounds very much in bad taste, literal. YUK...LOL Glad to see you all in a good mood and sharing.

Lizz....your terrific! I really liked your drink story....perhaps more men should try it and then they can say they have attempted to put themselves in the girls shoes! Still laughing!!!! :)

wow now there are some words you can read multiple meanings to hehe

LOVE IT ...KEEP IT CUMING... BRING IT TO A CLIMAX SO THAT YOU CAN START AGAIN

thats funny too,just havin some fun with ya!

I always tell someone that I am adding it before I do,,, it was funny and he knew

Replying to 8/26/2009 9:00:54 PM A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're ** Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this Really great new drink.* * The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying ** To talk her boyfriend into having one.* * After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The ** Bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:** A salt shaker, A shot of Baileys, A shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.* * First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, ** Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, And finally you drink the lime juice.'* * So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.** He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his mouth........smooth, Rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. 1. In one second the sharp lime taste hits... 2. At two seconds the Baileys curdles..... 3. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like Consistency hits.....* * 4. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.** ** This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to Disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, Jesus what do you call that drink?' She smiles widely at him and says, 'Blow Job Revenge Sent to me By A Boner Aka Boner... HEhehehehee

Hehehehehehe so funny... LOL

Hey! The "three boob" thing isn't very funny. Actually, it is downright hurtful! I actually knew a girl in high school who had three boobs. The third was in the center of her back. It looked very strange and she was teased all the time...... but now that I think back, it was great for dancing!!!! lolololololol

lizz ,this man came to you in confidence and you exposed him He probably feels like someone jerked a rib out of him!

damn lizz izizizizizy just gotta come back and smack down the man ha? Sorry I missed ya at MG last night,big night ha?

HI Sweetie 8/26/2009 3:49:03 PM Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross river." Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge. DON SENT THIS TO ME

ahhh, thank you for clarifying

hehe ok I guess I worded that poorly. I just meant men are methodical in performing tasks. Relationships take more than self consideration. More Tantric they should be. I didn't mean move on to the next person thats certian.

Oh my Straywolf, what is it that you are saying here? Very interesting is your climax.... Ending!

Hmmm ...useless? Then why is my honey do list so long. ANd men are use to doing something in less time cause they have so much to do. So we make sure the lady comes first to be sure the experience is enjoyed longer. If it was just us we'd do the job and move on to the next one.

KARMA SUTRA...the possibilities seem endless!!!Its not who came first ,but the journey getting there

Useless boob? It's just in a different location - but gives us ladies LOTS of fun! So can't be useless ;)

Oh yeah,,, We need that don't we, more more more....

JUST JOINING IN WITH THE OTHER USELESS BOOBS

We don't have your address jpop!!!!

not yet lizz...WHATS TAKING THEM SO LONG!!

seem's like it doesn't matter much as long as both came LONG, HARD AND REPEATEDLY!!!

jpop ... watch out there may be a line at your door...

: O

Damn, always wondered how men were created. Now, can you tell me why horseshoes don't have laces? haha

dont want to brag but you can ask my lady friend from my experience of about two hours ago she came first 5or 6 six times!

I WASNT INVITED!!!! WHAY WASN'T I INVITED DAMN....girls But now don't you people get mad at me but here's my theory. Woman came first as far as the teachings go, but then hay I think he (God) was looking around said, damn I think I made a mistake so we gotta do something about this and that's where I came from. He's kept me in the closet for many years as he has gone on to perfect the male specimens but I guess sometimes even God questions his own actions... HAHAHAHEHEHEHAHEHAS MARKSWELDING&MECHASRVCS come on now laugh. some of you people are so funny have a safe weekend.

It should always be ladies first. ;)

This is what I'm talking about,,,

Oh Yeah,, Come On... More I want More

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

I came first, I always cum first... ;)

you must be pefering to the political portion of the male species

A useless boob is better than a rib! lol! I like boobs! and I love woman!

Now you guys don't take this wrong. cause I know you can come back with something strong . Write them to me and I will add them in . or write them here , The battle of the sexes Who came first