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Friends, relationships, riding partners
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Introduction:
-----///\\----- ABOUT ME: I am a tall LADY W/long thin ----///-\\\---- legs and wide shoulders. I am a little ---|||---|||--- THICK in the middle. No fake nails, ---|||---|||--- Tatts or piercings. But it's cool if ---|||---|||--- you have them. I Seldome wear makeup. ----\\\-///---- Basically...I'M NOT PERFECT! Being -----\\///----- self-employed I have to watch every ------///\----- penny which means " I'm FRUGAL". I -----///\\\---- love to laugh and make others laugh ----///--\\\--- with me. Not to say that I don't have a serious side, but life isn't LIFE without laughing your way through the crap! Maybe I should go to one of those laughing seminars I've seen offered. In high school I was probably known as a "Head", only I was the one that went to class!.
I am McEdumicated...LOL...such that it is...I enjoy live music, but I don't bar-fly. Am into ROCK AND ROLL, motorcycles, (I JUST BOUGHT MY FIRST BIKE!, and no, not a prerequisite), travel, gardening, camping, cooking and a half dozen other things...... I consider myself resourceful, sensitive and bright, but by no means do I have an I.Q. that exceeds the local speed limit. Inflated Ego's are a HUGE turnoff.
YES, I cuss like a Sailor, yet can be a LADY in the most demanding of circumstances! Believe it or not I instruct young women on poise, grace and modeling. It must be that I have a hidden wild side.
Idealy: You MUST have an extreme sense of humor to befriend me. My sense of humor you ask? Oh well...I consider myself a little cynical, quick-witted, sarcastic, slapstick-silly and GOOFY-SICK! LOL.
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Still READING? You ARE brave...LOL ;-) WEll, if you want to get to know me you must be compassionate and passionate, understanding and open minded. Must like animals. Being self-employed I work hard and do not mind getting dirty. I also Respect that and Expect that in a Man. Not the dirty part, the working hard part. ANYWAY! I have been told by Men that I intimidate them, so watch out! Seriously, it isn't my intention to do so, it just seems to happen sometimes. It must be environmental,like a Bar!
 FEEL THE MAJIK - WITCHY'S WIKKED GRAPHIX
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Turn ons:
Rugged good looks, a vocabulary with Smarts, humble pie, wonderful smiles, nipples... did I really say that? |
Turn offs:
Narrow Minds, BAR RATS, BAD BREATH & BIGOTS! |
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Activities:
Riding my Bike!
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Interests:
UHHHHHHH.. THE BIKE?
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Favorite Music:
Rock and Roll!, R&B, BLUES!
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Favorite TV Shows:
RE-RUNS AND MOVIES
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Favorite Movies:
John Wayne "The Cowboys", "The Big Lebowsky", "Fifth Element", "Dirty Love", TOO MANY OTHERS TO MENTION !!!
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Favorite Books:
Chris Hiaasson... check him out...
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Favorite Quotes:
I Knew I Should Have Turned Left At Albuqurque! Dave's Not Here! Are We there Yet?
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About Me:
I like doing most anything except spectator sports. Like a Lemming, I go with the flow....I do what many others do.... house work, yard work, go to work . And if there is any money left over at the end of the week... I buy VODKA! LOL-don't let that part scare you...
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