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 | Fortune Cookie |
Introduction:
I am a SIMPLE person! Eat, Sleep and Ride! Life is too short to waste on DRAMAS and MIND GAMES. Ride HARD and be SAFE! |
Ideal:
I believe that everyone you meet has a purpose in your life and a lesson to teach you. So I'm open to all of life's surprises and journeys. | |
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Activities:
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my butt off!! 9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask because you are my FRIEND! 10. Most important, when drunk at a bar, I will never let you go Hoggin Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
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Favorite Quotes:
"Do or do not. There is no try".
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