| jossette's Stats |
| Views | 2414 |
| Ranking | 1793 of 91787 members |
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Interested in: |
Females and Males
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| Looking for: |
Friends, relationships, riding partners
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Turn ons:
Nice teeth and manners.
A job with health benefits......for spouses.
Multiple college degrees or calloused hands.
Intelligent conversations with pseudo-cowboys.
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Turn offs:
Rotten teeth and rudeness.
Seasonal, migratory, or part-time employed men.
Closed-minded people with perpetually open mouths.
Meaningless conversations with drunken fools.
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Ideal:
Nature freak with riding habit.
Must love the outdoors, dogs, and provide regular body adjustments (chiropractic care---will train the right applicant).
Must thoroughly enjoy Oreo cookies and milk, gravy, bacon, mushrooms, and tomatoes. | |
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Activities:
Camping, camping and more camping. Geocaching, canoeing, running my dogs, running my kids, buying junk at auctions, MySpace, riding, teasing boys, Wii bowling and baseball, and music.
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Interests:
See above.
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Favorite Music:
Classic country, modern country, GOOD rock, one hit wonder classic rock, a few rap songs that make me laugh, classical to make me sleep peacefully and some Top 40.
Anything but Led Zeppelin, AC/CD and thrash metal.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Rarely watch television. At work I put Fox News, Jeopardy, Deadliest Catch, or Who Wants to be A Millionaire on at the appropriate times.
I like whatever the hell Court TV (True TV?) changed to, the Discovery Channel, Animal Planet and TLC.
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Favorite Movies:
The Nightmare Before Christmas, Riding In Cars With Boys, Big Fish, Phenomenon, Reservoir Dogs, The Big Lebowski, The Dark Crystal, Girl Interrupted, Tommy Boy, Happy Gilmore, Without A Paddle, Urban Cowboy, Knocked Up, The Notebook, and on and on............
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Favorite Books:
Stephen King is my favorite. Eyes of the Dragon is my #1 for him.
I love horror and true crime, but have been trying to read classic novels in the past few years.
Currently reading Utopia (and I am not finding it a simple read!!).
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Favorite Quotes:
No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is sick of her shit.
Sometimes you feel like a slut, sometimes you don't.
Fuck THAT side of the bar.
The only good clown is a dead clown.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
I want to take you out.......and leave you there.
You all laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you are all the same.
You call me a bitch like it's a bad thing.
I wouldn't fuck you for practice.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
Maybe the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about.
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About Me:
I prefer everything to be old---except my clothes and my men.
Love to camp--and I prefer the most primitive form possible. No electric hook-ups, no roads, no rangers, no showers. I enjoy the adventure in "survival" camping--I do bring a truck full of shit with though.
I am a tree hugger, so I will notice if you litter. And if you don't recycle. Pure blasphemy!!
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