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Friends, relationships, riding partners
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Introduction:
About Me: My name is Bennie. I'm the handsome guy on the left in the picture...not the ugly bastard on the right!!! I'm a 3 year old male blue Doberman Pinscher...the next bunch of drivel your about to read isn't about me but my "owner"...he thinks he own's me...he thinks he's a friggin comedian so you'll be reading a bunch of bullshit...cause, he thinks he's funny...
besides that, I'm pissed at the SOB...he had my nuts cut off a few years ago...
wait til i get hold of his Harley boots...bastard will pay!
I will lick anything and I especially like fur!
I'm about 2' 8" or so...go about 105lbs...I'm blue, tan and got a bit of red in me...I'm a badass cause I am a DOBERMAN PINSCHER...I love biscuits after a bit of exhaustion...and my tongue makes Gene Simmons look like the poodle he is!
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Turn ons:
Buying Harley parts!
Girls with tattoos and/or girls without tattoos,
Girls who can overlook quite a bit!
Breakfast, lunch & dinner! -
Glass tables -
Lebanese women -
And of course TWINS!!!
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Turn offs:
Paying for Harley parts!
Presidents I've voted for twice dammit!
unemployment (I'm a fucking catch...aye ladies?),
$4.something a gallon,
Police helicopters -
People who bum cigarettes -
bad sump pumps
- online porn...it's ruined my friggin keyboar |
Ideal:
How in the f*** would I know that? I'm 0 for 2!!!
Or Halle Berry... | |
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Activities:
Ride, play with pooch, flirt
Love sitting on my deck, getting burned to a crisp, listening to QFM & killing a 5th! (that kinda rhymes...wtf) whittle a little...
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Interests:
Harleys, Doberman Pinschers, Guitars, Pittsburgh Steelers, winning the lottery, living forever, flirting with Hooters chicks, finding a job where salary isn't tied to performance, I'm still thinking...
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Favorite Music:
only like good music...don't care for the other kind...
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Favorite Movies:
see "Music"...
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Favorite Books:
Bible
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Favorite Quotes:
It's better to give than receive...
The truth is always easiest to remember...
"What a drag it is getting old"...Mick Jadestone & the Rolling Boulders...
Make it a double!
Say hello to my little friend...
Mr. Blutarsky, 0.0...
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son...
- saddle up your horses!
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About Me:
My Grandmother breast fed me when i was a baby...
I don't sneeze or blow my nose very well in public...
Been smoking for about 35 years - my lungs have stretch marks on them...
Love health drinks such as Gin, Vodka, Tequila and good old faithful Bud Light
Fellow BONers, send me drink recipes please!
BTW, what is a "complicated" relationship? Is that where the other half doesn't know that you've got a profile on BON? ok...maybe it isn't that simple...
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful things money can buy!
I realize i'm an ugly bastard but if any of you ladies want to come over and have a drink with my pooch Bennie please let me know...
What I lack due to old age I make up for in immaturity...
Nose has been broken numerous times...that's why it kinda points to the right...let's just say that people on ludes shouldn't get off of the couch! Of course, that was back in the 80's.
Just me and my pooch Bennie...He's a 3 year old blue Doberman Pinscher...He's my life! Love that boy...even though he is a shit at times...just like me...
I'm into drama and head games big time!
Seriously, does anyone really know anyone who would admit to being a dq or into games? It's kind of like bad drivers...ever met anyone who admitted they were a bad driver?
I'm done...
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