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 | Keeto78 No Sturgis! Just got out of the hospital with pneumonia! |
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Friends, riding partners
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Turn ons:
Beautiful Smile, Eyes, Sense of Humor, Hard Workers that know the meaning of a Dollar, Family Oriented, and People that are Fun and Outgoing!!! |
Turn offs:
Liars, Fakes, Drama Queens, Dishonest People, and People that Anchors!!! |
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Activities:
Riding of course! Bike Shows, Rally's, Hunting, Fishing, Camping, Boating, Kayaking, Football, Baseball, Golfing, and etc...
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Interests:
Always lookin' for a good time! Hanging out with friends/Making new ones'! I enjoy just about anything and everything outdoors! Oh...Gotta appreciate a beautiful WOMAN!
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Favorite Music:
Rock, Alternative, Classic Rock, and Country. Basically everything except Gangster Rap!!!
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Favorite TV Shows:
Really don't watch TV all that much!!!
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Favorite Movies:
Anything funny or scary!
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Favorite Quotes:
I wanna go down on you and make you real happy! Then I'm gonna come back up and fuck your brains out!
Yours Truly, Gas Prices
Don't eat the "Yellow Snow"!!!
May the wind always be at your back when you pee!!!
1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can't remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing...
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!!
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About Me:
You'll find out when you ask!
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