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 | fmcbear i'm pimpin my weiner for gas money |
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| Location: |
river falls, WI |
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| Looking for: |
Friends, riding partners
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Religion: |
Hindu Vikingism |
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Introduction:
I never cheat on my wife or any of my girlfriends.
I have a motorcycle, its made out of metal, rubber, plastic, and some wires.
Sometimes I like to maybie eat some barbeque.
I can't drink alcohol or drugs because of a serious impulse control problem, which can lead to my ass getting
tasered or arrested, that combined with my lifelong
immaturity has resulted in alot of stuff.
Plus I don't recomend drinking arround me either....you've
no doubt heard the term "coyote ugly"?
Well more than once I've woke up with a bloody womans
arm for a pillow.
I like to meet new people that really do like to ride.
Someday I'd like to meet a millionaire actress and then
like milk her for everything shes got.
It does'nt have to be a actress either she could be a
singer or even just a old billionaire lady.
A young billionaire lady would be cool too, but then
I'd probley break my promise to get together again with my wife after I high tail it with the loot.
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Turn ons:
Personally I like my womens to be self centered loud and obnoxious, strangely enough most guys are'nt into that, so
if I introduce a lady to my single bros....she should be friendly polite and fit comfortabley on the back of a bike.
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Turn offs:
My bros like women that honestly enjoy riding a bike rain or shine. Of course that does nothing for me...I like a woman to tell me she loves to ride than bitches in my ear all day.
I esspecially enjoy it when she digs her nails in my back like a badger. |
Ideal:
MY wife......think you can tear me away from her go ahead and try, start the seduction with a nice sandwhich....I dare ya...
then on to some sort of kinky sex involving choclate syrup.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm........chocolate syrup. | |
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Activities:
garage dentistry
souping up antique vibrators
shooting fireworks indoors
mild outdoor bondage
knife throwing
burying stuff in my yard
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Interests:
motorcycles
complex math involving various intergers
I often wonder what happened to Jimmy Hoffa...
Schedule 80 black iron pipe, assorted valves.
Mexican food......right now i'm interested in
some delicious carnitas tacos.
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Favorite Music:
country......and western
I like the Squirl Nut Zippers
Ween, leonard cohen, others,
Everything Sonny Boy Williamson ever did.
i like to sing along with grade schoolers hopped up on mountain dew.
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Favorite TV Shows:
squidbillies
aqua teen hungerforce
Metalocalypse
Sponge Bob Squarepants
i never miss "the golden girls"
any made for TV movies about giant alligators or
chimps that go beserk or donky's that play football
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Favorite Movies:
Devil's Rejects perhaps the greatest philisophical
look at the immorality of todays society, and
the question "who are the bad guys?"
Kelly's hero's, best movie of its kind ever made.
All the spagetti westerns.
All the early 70's midjit porn.
Pippie longstockings...
Texas Chainsaw massacre.....the origional.
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Favorite Books:
I have read many issues of Penthouse, Hustler, and
Easyrider.
My favorite is The Horse Backstreet Choppers.
I like to wear a swaeter and khaki's, pack myself
lunch with braunschwieger and maybie a purple onion then go down to the university quad and
pretend to read about astrophysics while eyeing
up all the freshman chicks
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Favorite Quotes:
"once you've had yourself a midgit woman, you'll
never go back." Hugh Grant.
Although I'm really unsure what he meant.....back to
regular women?....Back to Midgit Women?
Back to that specific massage parlor?....What did he mean?
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About Me:
i'm blessed with perfect hair.....its true.
i can't count the death defying blood curdling
experiences that i could never have survived....
if my hair was'nt perfect....which it fortunately
always is.
Anyway if you want to talk about my hair, yours, or even conpare herpes outbreaks.......
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